Yasp

THE POOP


A few weeks ago I was in the shower giving my hell hole a scrub down with some Irish Springs. (Nothin like having an ass smelling like an IrishMan) Then I tried to pull it out of my raucous anus ™ and it wouldn't budge. Something in the depths of hell was holding on to it and it wouldn't let go. I tugged as hard as I could but it somehow only made the situation worse. It was only a matter of time before my forearm was sucked in. I lost my balance and smashed my fucking noggin on the side of the tub.

The next thing I knew, there was shit all over the place. It wasn't my shit either. I was in a strange room filled with ass produce. Not only that, but my arm was still stuck up my ass. I struggled to get back on my feet but it was useless. I mean, you try getting off your back when your arm is stuck up your ass. The situation was turning dire, as the excrement of anus was beginning to suffocate me. It was pouring in from the ceiling as if I was underneath the master toilet of a bean carnival. I had to do something, and fast!

I was starting to freak out. The ass juice was beginning to rise above my head. I kept trying to stand up but it was futile. I was doomed. I took one last breath and then waited for my death as the crap completely covered my head. Then something miraculous happened. In the final moments leading up to my demise, I did what anybody would do, I shit myself. The momentum of the poop propelled my arm out of my asshole and I was free! I stood up and tread shit till I reached the ceiling. There was an opening and I escaped!

All of a sudden, I was back in my bathtub, with my arm stuck up my ass and blood flowing out of my forehead. WHAT THE FUCK! In my confusion, I shit myself and yet again, my arm was forcefully pushed out of my asshole. This time though, my arm was covered in ass hairs. They were tied together by blobs of shit in the form of putty. It was like a barbed wire of shit. It was then that I understood. Wilnots were to blame. I promptly waxed my he-man fuckhole and I've been doing it ever since! Poop just slides right out! I don't even have to wipe anymore!

MarzMartini

Uhhhh yea.

Bowler

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DiscW

Great, now I have to soak my brain in bleach again.

Monty X

valorindel

I think you're full of shit.

Greystone Thorngage

hehe werent you one of the crusaders for how much my stories sucked

Goorg

What's really alarming is that he refered to his asshole as a "fuckhole". /shudder

Baltyn

1 think to say...WHAT THE FUCK??????

SHAtrius

Congratulations, you're fucking retarded.