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>What is the most powerful word?
>Well, shit... >Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. >You can be shit faced, >shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. >With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place >for your shit >or decide to shit or get off the pot. >You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, >forget shit, >and tell others to eat shit and die. >Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference >between shit and shinola. >There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. >There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit. You can throw >shit, >sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. >You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. >You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. >Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and >some days are just plain shitty. >Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there >are times when you feel like shit. >You can have too much shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot >of weird shit. >You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up >shit creek without a paddle. >Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, and other times you >swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you >stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of >creation. >And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know >anything else!!!! |
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You should give credit where is credit is due there, btw. That happens to be vintage George Carlin...
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That is pretty great.
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whats the irony?
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