Xanaron

me and a friend are trying to figure out who has the better pick-up line.. Keep in mind he's single and i'm not.


His: "you have any friends who would be interested in a guy with B+ looks and an A+ personality?"

Mine: "I want you to climb up on me and fuck my face"

yes I know we can't swear in here, but it's a quote.. not real swearing!
and before any of you say something dumb.. neither of us are gay, so these lines are to be used on girls.
So, who's is better? I know you want to answer.

Palimax Sceleris

X - it all depends on your desired outcome.

If your friend doesn't mind getting drinks poured on him and slapped by a few people he says that too -- and perhaps his ass pounded by a few boyfriends -- then every so often he's going to get wild sex. As Nydia keeps reminding us, there's openly promiscious women out there who wouldn't mind an unsolicited offer for sex - even from someone with such a crude pick-up line.

If you aren't having much luck with those, how about trying:

Nydia Ywalmoriel

Dear Xanaron:

I don't know how to answer this one . Does anyone actually *use* 'pickup lines', and meet with, erm, 'success' with them? They irritated me when I was a stupid giggly girl, and they still irritate me (laughs). I understand the impulse though - I was once sufficiently smitten by a girl I met when I first went off to college as to fire off possibly the most idiotic pickup line ever uttered, and due either to pity or some miracle, she agreed to go out with me anyway....

Re you and your friends' pickup lines: His is just lame. Yours might get you a cold glare and the back of someone's head, but also might get a laugh, which is as close to a 'success' as one gets with pickup lines, I think...

Regards,
Nydia Ywalmoriel
Autonomous Collective

Talari

/emote takes out gun and presses it to a chicks head
- "Gimme ya numba biatch!"
/chick rights down #'s
- "Ai`ite, i call ya"

IksarDiscoKing

Chock full of pick up lines, funny dialog, and hot cartoon babes. (Like another game you might play.) It's a multiple choice puzzle game.

www.romp.com . Flash animation. Check out Mardi Gras.

I swear the main character is my real life friend John. Looks like him, talks like him.

Carnival

Dartaignon

I was always fond of, "I like your ass, can I wear it for a hat?"

mirdorr

Pickup lines work in college 'cause, well, girls just wanna have fun too.

Some lines work well (10%?). Other lines work only rarely. I see his line being one of those.

Of course, if you're good-looking lines seem to work at a lot better for some reason.........

Sanchek

If you have the confidence, you can usually use those cheesy lines break the ice with someone that's not a total buzzkill. If you say them all giggly and goofy, well... she'll be laughing too. At you.

I have to agree though that "hi" is the only pickup line anyone really needs.

Taino

Pick up lines are stupid. If you can't talk to a woman normally, you actually don't deserve one. Want a handbook to read up what to say when? A manual?

Besides this, if you really are in need of a pick up line, try:
"Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Gekster

Xanaron, you bastard.