Hubbe

I think it was "Hi, here is 50$, lets go"

/evil grin

Hubbe

The other way around off course because we all know who wears the pants in that relationship =)

RCloud7

may wanna change that pic it PoN not PorN

NirvanaMageEW

I like doing this one...first ya whipe your face a lil and say "just cleaning a spot for you to sit"...never works but I get a laugh out of it.



Nirv

Osgiliath666

"Damn, your so hot I want to fuck you AND your mom."

Kelraz Bladesinger

I am sorry it took me so long to reply. As the self proclaimed expert on this matter, allow me to enlighten you on some of the results of our various tests and surveys.

Background: These tests were conducted at various locations in the Washington DC Metro Area. Pictures of the participants can be found on www.hotornot.com, I'll be happy to send links if necessary, but for sake of arguments the guy with the most success scored 9.9/10 on hotornot out of 900 votes. I personally am 7.1/10, out of around 800 votes. The lowest in my group of friends was 5.8/10, out of 1040 votes, and is currently ranked "hotter than 52% of the men on this site". Each of these pickup lines were used by each person in the group at least once per evening, at most 3 times per evening. I came in overall 2nd place in the "contests"

The tests were conducted on September 17th, 2002 (UVA Toga Party sponsored by DTD), October 13th, 2002 (Georgetown University party of unknown origin), July 5th, 2003 (Tom Tom's bar in Adam's Morgan, Washington DC), August 19th, 2003 (AU's Senior O.R.G.Y. Pub Crawl in Georgetown, DC), September 8th, 2003 (my house, our first party).

"Hey, wanna go halves on a kid?" (Purexhal covered this one above) - 0% success rating (though we do note we did get quite a few giggles

"Oops, I forgot my toga, can I share yours" - 20% success rating (1 slap as well)

"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven" - 10% success rating

"I'm not that great of a catch and I kinda suck in the sack, but hey ... you look bored" - 25% success rating

"Hey, wanna screw?" - 0% success rating

"You were in my government class! Lets make out" - 5% success rating

"My mom always said you shouldn't talk to strangers. I'm being naughty, does that turn you on?" - 0% success rating

"The motto tonight is hook up or throw up, and I really hate getting sick. Care to help a fella out?" - 10% success rating

The most successful line, with a 35% success rating: "You are really cute and I just had to talk to you"

Thats just a sampling of the 30 different pickup lines used, and basically ... I gotta say it depends on the person. I can go up to a girl, tell her point blank that I think she's ugly, and she'll laugh and we'll eventually hook up, thinking I'm the funniest guy she ever met. Other guys have far less success with the same tactics, but can be "smooth" or just flex their muscles and get a phone number. To validate a pickup line we feel that it should have a universal success ratio, no matter who uses the line. It also should have a universal success ratio on any girl: some girls will react better to some lines better than others. The reality of it all, a "kinda vulgar" line as you put it, we found would have a worse success ratio and thus isn't as viable as a successful pickup line as your friends. Clearly he's going to present his line in a joking manner, which found funny or not will have a far better reaction. Those of us at "7105 46th Street" vote for your friend's line.

That being said, the toughest part about picking up a girl is simply the confidence to go talk to her. Josh, my roomate, may not be as good looking as the rest of our household, but he can go up to a girl and talk to her no matter what the obsticle. Three guys had a girl backed into a corner and were trying to hit on her and he went up and pushed the 3 (bigger) guys out of the way "parting the red sea" ala Moses and was able to talk to her. The 3 guys just looked on dumbfounded, and she was very flattered and spent the evening talking to Josh. He gets rejected a lot too, but there's a law of averages. Any opening line that gets you to talk to a girl, giving her a glimpse of who you are and what you are like, is better than none at all. Do you really want to be represented by "I want you to climb up on me and fuck my face" or "B+ looks and A+ personality", because I for one would pick the latter of the two.

Talk to me in game if you need a list of my references *grin*

Kelraz Bladesinger

Aww, no comments Xan? After I published all my hard earned research just for you ... *sniffle*

ehrnam

The line has much less to do then the aproach.

If a woman is talking with friends (even better if they are guys), and you walk right up, introduce yourself and start a conversation...well, i've never failed with that tactic.

In all cases, it gets mentioned after sex too...like "I can't belive you just walked up and started talking to me like that with (random pogue whos supposed to protect her from guys like me) there.

Hi, my name is... a handshake and a smile is universal.