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Shewdogg
07-18-2003, 07:20 AM
Staring at the setting sun, no reason to come back again. The twilight world in blue and white. The needle and the damage done. I don't want to feel this way forever. That letter's marked 'Return to Sender'. In a crash.

ThePerfectFlaw
07-18-2003, 07:31 AM
The great hound barked
And the world turned white
The Great Hound Sighed
And the forest died
The Wizard Blew His Horn
The Wizard Blew His Horn

The snow snake hissed
And the world turned round
The snow snake grinned
In his fine cold sin
When The Wizard Blew His Horn
The Wizard Blew His Horn

The horse wept blood
And the Earth did groan
The tall horse reared From a lake of tears
To seek a champion
To seek a champion

The world was bleak
And the Earth did fear
The Wizard's Horn
The magic Horn
So it screamed for a champion
It screamed for a champion

The eagle laughed
And the world grew black
It stretched giant claws
And it snatched the law
And the champion stirred in his sleep
The champion stirred in his sleep

Poptartt
07-18-2003, 07:43 AM
hey zehn what is that?

~poptartt

ThePerfectFlaw
07-18-2003, 08:06 AM
"the Wizard blew his horn" by Hawkwind. 8/

dfrac
07-18-2003, 12:42 PM
Her world collapsed early Sunday morning
She got up from the kitchen table
Folded the newspaper and silenced the radio
Those creatures jumped the barricades
And have headed for the sea, sea

Those creatures jumped the barricades
and have headed for the sea
She began to breathe
To breathe at the thought of such freedom
Stood and whispered to her child, belong
She held the child and whispered
With calm, calm; belong

These barricades can only hold for so long
Her world collapsed early Sunday morning
She took the child held tight
Opened the window
A breath, this song, how long
and knew, knew; belong

valorindel
07-18-2003, 01:00 PM
There once was a girl from Nantucket
whose pussy was big as a bucket
I put my dick in
and said with a grin
I'm gonna need a fence post to fuck it

ThePerfectFlaw
07-18-2003, 01:06 PM
Val wins.

Dartaignon
07-18-2003, 03:02 PM
I agree, thats fucking funny.

Gerfs
07-18-2003, 03:32 PM
There once was a hermit named dave
He kept a dead whore in his cave
She smelt like shit and had but 1 tit
But think of the money he saved.

Lleauric
07-18-2003, 06:07 PM
There once was a man from nantucket.
He had a dick so long he could suck it.
Once he said, with a grin on his chin,
If my ass were a cunt, I would fuck it.

Dartaignon
07-18-2003, 06:21 PM
Ok, I can play the dirty limerick game

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo.

there was a young man from Spleen
who invented a wanking machine
on the 99th stroke
the fucking thing broke
and whiped his balls to cream

Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!

There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!

There once was a woman from Arden
Who was seen sucking a man in the garden
Her mother said, "Flo,
Where does it all go??
And she said, "Gulp, Beg your pardon?"

Kreoshin
07-18-2003, 06:35 PM
Staring at the setting sun, no reason to come back again. The twilight world in blue and white. The needle and the damage done. I don't want to feel this way forever. That letter's marked 'Return to Sender'. In a crash.

Understanding (In a Car Crash), Thursday pwns

Mokas Stardust
07-18-2003, 09:35 PM
yea that's a good song. hoopah.

Binuvin
07-19-2003, 02:14 AM
I hate you Haiku
you are too hard to do
Splash!