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Kivorn
10-25-2004, 06:12 PM
Here ye, here ye! For a limited time only, watch the retarded lipsynching moogle on amphetamine as she spreads her filthy blame across the universe of pop!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=ashlee-snl.wmv


Courtesy of Talid:
http://www.lipsync.us/AshleeHott.jpg

Sanchek
10-25-2004, 06:14 PM
She should join Milli Vanili.

Buyza
10-25-2004, 06:21 PM
Shit was hillarious. I love how she said "my band played the wrong song" When you can hear the singing start before she does, lol.

fildien
10-25-2004, 06:26 PM
hahaha that shit was hilarious.........enjoyed seeing it again :)

trimlock
10-25-2004, 10:15 PM
man shes hotter then drizzen

Maylen
10-25-2004, 10:29 PM
But not nearly as good at Starcraft, which is what matters ^_^

trimlock
10-25-2004, 10:39 PM
drizzen and korl must be going out because i have never seen anyone play SC as much as those two =/

edit: the band should kick her out as they sound somewhat good with out her screwing it up with her horrible singing

MarzMartini
10-26-2004, 12:16 AM
Hilarious.

I'd still bang her and leave her at a bus stop though.

Moglor
10-26-2004, 01:27 AM
nah really.. she looks pretty ugly with black hair.. but i guess thats what a brown paper bag is for.

Buyza
10-26-2004, 02:53 AM
I rather just go for the gold and bang her sister.

DiscW
10-26-2004, 09:21 AM
This is the new and improved version.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=eb_ashlee_sax.wmv

Osgiliath666
10-26-2004, 09:54 AM
Oh thats funny! Heard about it but had not seen it.

Wow look at me being a fucking idiot! I think i'll just dance like a queer.

Blame the band! That's classic. I bet they were pleased when she said that.

giena
10-26-2004, 08:23 PM
And people think she's hot? WTF?

Osgiliath666
10-26-2004, 08:55 PM
Well maybe if you tape her head to the floor.

SkipSkapSkank
10-27-2004, 03:26 PM
lol, she needs a little rhinoplasty or whatever and mabe a jowel reduction with some cheek implants. Oh, and don't forget the collagen injections. After all this and a new set of tits, mabe she will be up to the Jesica standard. :rolleyes:

Kaziganthi
10-27-2004, 03:34 PM
I don't know why she called her dance a hoedown. That dance was a remarkable likeness to the way milli vanilli danced.

SkipSkapSkank
10-27-2004, 04:19 PM
Well it looked like she was going to cover a Guns 'n Roses title with the Axle Dance she started out with.


---edit---
now I have that damned song, what is it, Sweet Child of Mine? I dunno something dumb like that. That voice.... Aaaaaahhh.

Dartaignon
10-28-2004, 10:10 AM
Her sister has a really big mouth. I mean "balls and all" kinda big!