EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/od_afp/entertainmentbritain;_ylt=AkQdMhrFQrDqIHXchYzWJ_kD W7oF

What a surreal life when the dwarfs are making short jokes.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

oh god, i read right over it :p