http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7055625.stm

'One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.'

- I just know how that's going to end.

How? Something comes to mind about an old lady who swallowed a fly. or I see armed monkies with frikin' lasers on their heads.

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques. yeah that'll solve the problem! Bring in more mean monkeys!

Knock Knock.

Who is it?

Candygram.

No, really, who is it?

Landshark.

Something comes to mind about an old lady who swallowed a fly.

Hah! I almost posted that very line when I saw the thread this afternoon - I use it all the time in my Biology classes when I describe historical examples of 'bioremediation' gone wrong (kudzu, cane toads, anyone?) and also when discussing the current models of biological pest control and wide scale GMO introductions.

In the above case though, as long as they don't give the langur monkeys lasers or something, I imagine it'd all be good :P ... Planet of the Apes anyone?

Regards,
Nydia

This may just work in Iraq...

Frikkin Moneys with frikkin lazers attached to their frikkin heads.

Yeah, well, I dunno. It sounds to me like the founding of a new Monkey Republic of Dehli within months. We'll see. Watch this space for developments.

If you give a million monkeys, a million firearms, will 1 of them declair Jihad?


Sorry, I couldn't resist...

and to kill the larger mean monkies we will bring in tigers. To kill the tigers we will bring in bears, then we will bring in mutated salmon to kill the bears, and to kill the salmon we will build a dam blocking their mating area's away from them and bam problem solved !