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Greystone Thorngage
06-26-2005, 11:20 PM
I just watched this 30 minutes of stupidity. IT was like a deer in head lights, I couldnt stop watching. While some of his net shorts are funny, a 30 minute show that he has creative control over it retarded.....

Osgiliath666
06-27-2005, 05:16 PM
Never heard of it... Got a link? I am to lazy to google it.

Palimax Sceleris
06-27-2005, 05:37 PM
http://www.mtv.com/onair/andy_milonakis/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460621/
(and TVTome has been aborbed by TV.com - those bastards)

User commment from IMDB:
I watched the show for all of five minutes and it took half a minute for me to decide that I hate it. This show is complete idiocy. I don't understand how this kid got his own show. You've got to be retarded to enjoy this show. It's basically this immature idiot trying to mess with people on the street. It seems like he's trying to "punk" random people. I really don't think this show will last half a season. It's immature, and crude. Most of MTV's shows are interesting and somewhat funny, this is nothing but idiotic humor that could only hold a retarded audience. whether MTV is desperate to fill a time slot, or just succumbing to childhood humor is beyond me. I won't waste any more time watching this show, but if you enjoy it then that really says something about you.

Bise
06-28-2005, 12:15 AM
Palimax.... is there anything you don't know about???

Palimax Sceleris
06-28-2005, 03:37 AM
Plenty of stuff, but, I've mastered the not-always-so-obvious talent of actually being able to do things for myself, like, you know...search on google. Cecil Adams said (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_001a.html) "it seems to me the easiest way to find out whether cats have belly buttons would have been to inspect a cat."

I say that a lot to the people I work with. It's my way of saying, "For fucks sake you people, can't you think through one goddamned problem without using your cell-phone to call me? They should take those things away from you, and maybe you'd have to solve a problem by yourself for once." Ok, seriously, I'm all for colaboration, but I don't expect other people to chew my food for me.

Rant aside, while flipping through channels in my boredom tonight (the main machine is broken, and I'm poor this month) the Andy Milonakis Show came up on my guide. So, I tune in.

I lack the words to describe how absolutely AWFUL this show is. MTV might already have the worst show on television. To give you a true grasp of how bad this show is, you look FORWARD to the commercials. Imagine if you will, the combined worst skits of They Can't Do That On Television only with less talented cast of one, and production values that make the Faces of Death video clips seem...high quality. They throw in about 2% Jackass and some rap star cameos, but it is, again, without a doubt, a ZERO-star program.

Look. Not only do I own a copy of Bumfights (http://www.bumfights.com/), but I own a copy of Bumfights 2. Hell, I've three CKY DVDs. I know crap.

I'm going back to watching porn.

mirdorr
06-28-2005, 11:47 AM
Seems to be the right call in most situations.

Bise
06-28-2005, 03:40 PM
Ohh Bumfights! I need to check that out.....

Palimax Sceleris
06-28-2005, 03:50 PM
You're not missing much. It's a curiousity piece, mostly - a few "Holy Shit, I can't believe they did that" stunts; but on par, not much more interesting that a Jackass video -- and, honestly, you feel bad for the bums.

(Coming from a man who filmed bums in Vegas...)

Jacynthia
06-28-2005, 04:03 PM
That show is ridiculous and a waste of air time. They must be running out of ideas, anyone seen the previews for that 70's house? lame.

Roliel
06-28-2005, 07:21 PM
Palimax, do you still have that bumsploitation video?

Palimax Sceleris
06-28-2005, 08:16 PM
No. That would be wrong. (http://www.i-hack.com/content/images/classics/eabumsagree.avi)