Anterak
03-25-2005, 05:04 AM
One day this father says to his 9 years old son :
-I have to tell you something about babies birthing in cabbages and roses...
His son bursts in tears, and answers :
-I don't want to know! Promise me, don't tell me anything!
The father is surprised, and asks what's wrong.
-Daddy, shrugs the kid, when I was 6, you explained me that Santa Claus didn't exist.
At 7, you told me that it wasn't Easter Bunny who was brigging easter eggs.
When I was 8, you revealed me that there wasn't a little mouse to take my fallen teeth.
So if now you're going to tell me adults don't have sex to make babies, what is left worth living?
-I have to tell you something about babies birthing in cabbages and roses...
His son bursts in tears, and answers :
-I don't want to know! Promise me, don't tell me anything!
The father is surprised, and asks what's wrong.
-Daddy, shrugs the kid, when I was 6, you explained me that Santa Claus didn't exist.
At 7, you told me that it wasn't Easter Bunny who was brigging easter eggs.
When I was 8, you revealed me that there wasn't a little mouse to take my fallen teeth.
So if now you're going to tell me adults don't have sex to make babies, what is left worth living?