View Full Version : Anybody else having a bad morning?
ThePerfectFlaw
02-29-2004, 05:07 PM
I have an electric razor, and while shaving my forehead began to itch, so naturally I began to scratch it. However, too late I erlized I was using my razor to scratch and had managed to take off half my eyebrow in the process. 8(
ThePerfectFlaw
02-29-2004, 05:08 PM
Realized even. wtf.
Ibudin
02-29-2004, 06:20 PM
WHO CARES ZHEN.
Suck it up wussy boy with one less eyebrow.
MarzMartini
02-29-2004, 09:36 PM
*grandpa simpson* "Oh bitch bitch bitch!"
Ever cut your sack while shaving a far more sensitive area of your body. THATS something to bitch about.
Shewdogg
02-29-2004, 10:07 PM
I woke up hungover on a futon with my ex. Now that's bad. Top that shit, Zehn.
trimlock
03-01-2004, 01:17 AM
i had to work 8 hours with a skank that has more tatooes then denis rodman, and claims she has never done drugs, on top of that i had to listen to a 15 year old tell me how he knew more about sex this 50 year old woman, and i really didn't freakin want to know
ThePerfectFlaw
03-01-2004, 01:27 AM
FUCK YOU IBUDIN
Ibudin
03-01-2004, 01:37 AM
You will never go back to dogs Zhen!
Ibudin
Talari
03-01-2004, 01:50 AM
Zhen Post a picture heh /\
ThePerfectFlaw
03-01-2004, 02:25 AM
You just want to see me naked don't you.
Osgiliath666
03-01-2004, 03:45 AM
I spent all my Saturday at work cleaning up a gang war. Damn Surenos and Nortenos.... THEN! Got to spend all day with the worst victim as I rode in an old Ambulance with an exhaust leak to Denver(75 miles). Blood and OC(mace) everywhere. I can still taste that spray in te back of my throat. I wish I had just chopped off an eye brow. Cowboy up Zehn and drive on son.
Carabella Valenteen
03-01-2004, 12:39 PM
I actually had a great morning, spent with great friends and family, followed by a little eq in the afternoon. :)
mirdorr
03-01-2004, 05:06 PM
I've got a Dew. It's all good.
Gulor Gularin
03-01-2004, 09:08 PM
Mondays suck all day long, not just in the morning.
Shyliegirl
03-09-2004, 10:53 AM
/agree Gulor
Baltyn
03-09-2004, 02:16 PM
hahaha please post a picture Vhex
Crist0
03-09-2004, 02:43 PM
i had to work 8 hours with a skank that has more tatooes then denis rodman, and claims she has never done drugs
What the fuck do tattoos have to do with drugs?
Osgiliath666
03-09-2004, 03:08 PM
No shit.. Stereotype much?
trimlock
03-09-2004, 04:46 PM
you can tell that to the little hole scars she has on her arms and the blood shot eyes she comes to work with
Osgiliath666
03-09-2004, 04:47 PM
Oh well you neglected to mention that part..LOL
trimlock
03-09-2004, 06:05 PM
too bad you stupid druggy!
Ibudin
03-09-2004, 06:41 PM
Give the her credit..she woke up from a drugged stupor and did the same job you did:p
Thats more than I can so for a lot of people.
Ibudin
trimlock
03-09-2004, 07:34 PM
no she didn't, she just stands around all day and talks to customers
Shyliegirl
03-11-2004, 10:42 AM
OMG Ibud... that was just wrong... :rollin
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