omg :(

/start taino mode

"How can you be so insensitive!?! EVERY woman is beautiful in her own way!"

/end taino mode

no =/

Nope..All have been 6's or higher. I do have standards to up hold ya know.

Ever leave a bar at 2 with a 10 then wake up at 10 with a 2?

/start taino mode

"How can you be so insensitive!?! EVERY woman is beautiful in her own way!"

/end taino mode
I guess that's a "yes". :p

Lord no...

I have a few friends that always try to score the ugliest girl around, it's like a contest between them.

The philosophy is that the ugly chicks do better in bed since they never get any...

//Izola

There was this one time, her nickname was sheepdog.

I was drunk, and ALMOST went for it. Thank GOD for my wingman!!!

Oh come on, I know some of you fools have been Hogging before...

I've also had some friends who went after the ugliest/fattest women they could find (Hogging). Had to have panties to prove it, bigger streak = more points.

When they were telling me this, I was really honestly amazed... but nothing like when they brought out the full hamper of panties to prove it....

I lost it when they asked me "You know how to fuck a fat chick? Keep flipping fat folds till you get one that smells like shit, then go back one"

It's amazing such people exist...

I lost it when they asked me "You know how to fuck a fat chick? Keep flipping fat folds till you get one that smells like shit, then go back one


People are looking at me funny now since I fell out of my chair laughing my ass off.

Cover her in flour and stick it in the wet spot :(

or say to hell with convention, and just find a fold and fuck it :o

I lost it when they asked me "You know how to fuck a fat chick? Keep flipping fat folds till you get one that smells like shit, then go back one"

I am working, AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAH

Your gonna get me in trouble. ROFLAMO

i thought they try to fuck the ulgy chicks for self esteem... when in bed all you gotta do it look at them and then you'll lose your stuffy.. then turn away or close your eyes and try to repop one... /shrug

Cover her in flour and stick it in the wet spot

Then hope it isnt an armpit.

"stuffy"?

wow...

I've also had some friends who went after the ugliest/fattest women they could find (Hogging). Had to have panties to prove it, bigger streak = more points.You sir, have a mouth only a sailor could love. :x

Believe me, Sailors have loved his mouth. :rollin

Well... I hate to brag....


But..

Me

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http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/StrawberryJam.jpg

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http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/BarryWhite.jpg

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http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/DorkGirls2.jpg

= ....

Uh huh. Mmmhmm. Yeah. Thats right!

Yup.

Get in here Haloface!

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Haloface + limo = trail of screaming young horney girls.

I dont even know what to think of that picture..

I'm repulsed yet strangely excited all at the same time.

I dont even know what to think of that picture.. Hmm...Slant got himself into a "Jam" for "Indecent contact" with an "assload" of "minors"?

I dont even know what to think of that picture..

I'm repulsed yet strangely excited all at the same time.

That'd be the blue one doing that to you.

Oi.
I heard that punk.