Thormir
01-09-2006, 01:49 PM
Having anonymously annoyed me for some time, I'm arranging your arraignment even now. How, you may ask? Through the Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act. This handy bill, now signed into law, has a change of definition in section 113 (http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/F?c109:6:./temp/~c109Qez5Hu:e91030:) that alters current law (http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode47/usc_sec_47_00000223----000-.html). In brief (http://news.com.com/2010-1028-6022491.html?tag=tb), whoevermakes a telephone call or utilizes a telecommunications device, whether or not conversation or communication ensues, without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person at the called number or who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.(emphasis mine)
The amendment adds`(C) in the case of subparagraph (C) of subsection (a)(1), includes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet (as such term is defined in section 1104 of the Internet Tax Freedom Act (47 U.S.C. 151 note)).'.to the definition.
So, to you anonymous annoyances, by order of the United States government, I'm placing you under arrest. Please report to your local constable for processing.
Thank you.
The amendment adds`(C) in the case of subparagraph (C) of subsection (a)(1), includes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet (as such term is defined in section 1104 of the Internet Tax Freedom Act (47 U.S.C. 151 note)).'.to the definition.
So, to you anonymous annoyances, by order of the United States government, I'm placing you under arrest. Please report to your local constable for processing.
Thank you.