<span style="font-family:verdana; color:Red;font-size:xx-large;">S</span>talking over the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Lleauaric! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm going to pummel you harder than God thought possible!!"

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Rawr~!

Who is that, stalking along the tarmac! It is Ainwein, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you like it's my job!!"

Zang! Who is that, stalking through the mountains! It is Roliel, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pound you beyond capacity, and then some!!!"

Holy smoke - mine came out perfectly for a shammie from EF:

Sprinting along the icy wasteland, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Ruthey! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to pummel you in such an inhumane manner, it will be a new form of crime!!"

That's right. I'm going to beat your ass with three week old bread.

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"

Zang! Who is that, running through the tundra! It is Kialya, hands clutching a burning branch! She screams ominously:

"For the love of beatings, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!"

Stalking along the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh MarzMartini! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm seriously going to smash you until the Earth stands still!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the freeway! It is Taleren, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"




Clutching Boxing Gloves... WOOP I"M STRONGBAD!

Stalking over the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Ganedor! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!"

Zang! Who is that, stalking across the candy store! It is Teid, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you so painfully, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

Teid Truthseeker
Gnome Archon of CoFE

bah, fixed sig

Who is that, prowling out of the tarmac! It is Larkious, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows ominously:

"I'm seriously going to smack you until you pee fire, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

the sad part is...thats something he would say

mine sucked

Striding through the wasteland, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Baabycakes! And she gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to hump you faster than the speed of sound, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"

WHeeee

Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the desert! It is Nydia, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She grunts homicidally:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!"

Not a bad battlecry for an enchanter ;) ...

Regards,
Nydia Ywalmoriel
Autonomous Collective

Prowling on the freeway, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Crydee! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to pound you until you acquire caulrophobia!"

Hark! Who is that, skulking across the desert! It is Izola, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you all the way to Chung-Chong-Buk-Do, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

Sprinting across the desert, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Anterak! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!!"

Who is that, striding over the hotel lobby! It is Kivorn, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spices!"

Prowling amidst the steppes, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Kazi! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to fuck you all the way to Wackersdorf, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

Striding across the icy wasteland, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Carling! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"In the name of malice, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the wasteland! It is Lahle, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a low roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you faster than the speed of sound!!"

:eek

"I'm going to fuck you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!"

Stalking over the mountains, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Swifton! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"In the name of malice, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"

oh wait...that a birch over there?..nevermind..you guys go on without me...ima check this out a sec.....

Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!

Kad

Skulking amidst the wasteland, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Baltyn! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!"

ark! Who is that, stalking along the steppes! It is Bakka, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

Zang! Who is that, sprinting amidst the fields! It is Trell, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"

Lo! Who is that, skulking out of the icy wasteland! It is Kein, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

Rampaging across the steppes, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Immortalis! And he gives an ominous roar:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh like a sentient bulldozer!!!"



...mine owns 8*(

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I sow darkness and discord with God on my side!!!"

Striding through the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Penis Butt! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"

Who is that, sprinting through the wasteland! It is Shylie, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful howl, her voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"


Too bad I wasn't a bard with this one. :)

** FORM not allowed **

Skulking out of the tundra, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Zarkarin! And she gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm seriously going to spank you with such wanton cruelty, you will polymorph into your grandmother!!"

Mine sucked. But to compensate for the pasty cause, one of my fellow albinos:

Who is that, running over the tarmac! It is Faervas, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars vengefully:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

** FORM not allowed **

** FORM not allowed **

Rampaging over the fields, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Xanif! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

Striding across the mountains, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Ailwon! And he gives a cruel cry:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"

Striding over the cliffs, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Reximus! And he gives a mighty roar:

"I'm going to smack you so hard, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!"

Rampaging along the freeway, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Selan Stormmaster! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to bruise you into a fine spicy powder!!"

Hark! Who is that, sprinting across the fields! It is Talid, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He bellows mightily:

"I'm going to fuck you with such disregard for common sense, you'll age fifty years!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking out of the freeway! It is Suntao, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to fuck you in such an inhumane manner, your momma won't recognize you!!!"

Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the freeway! It is Velvetsilence, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She howls thunderously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I hereby snap and go berzerk

<fart>

Lo! Who is that, prowling through the terrain! It is Palora, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a vengeful cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !"

Rofl

Striding over the plains, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Blloodsport! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to fuck you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and trade you for a candy bar!!"

SPOOOOON!!!!

but no really

You shiver to the sound of steel pulled from flesh, and you hear thru the mist of the night, a roar....

"Savor that breath! For i am your end, and that very breath shall be your last!"


Hitch
The Underwater Exploring Troll

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"

Emerging from the smoke of hellfire lunges Grumblin ! Brandishing Twin Stonewood Compound Bows, nearby is heard :

"Now who the fuck told me that two bows were faster than one!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the candy store! It is Sheur Nuf, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He screams thunderously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

Hark! Who is that, prowling out of the freeway! It is Gerf, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams mightily

"I'm going to spank you like a rabid gangsta bitch"

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the steppes! It is Spekter Akuma, hands clutching a mighty sword! She grunts vengefully:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts until my loins find satisfaction!"

Sprinting out of the tarmac, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Gokuu! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!"

Prowling amidst the terrain, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Santa Clause! And he gives a mighty roar:

"In the name of malice, I desecrate until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"


better watch out!

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Saint Nick, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you so painfully, Buddha will explode!!"

Hark! Who is that, stalking along the wasteland! It is Caean, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!"