Zagio
01-24-2004, 03:28 AM
It's story time folks! Considering I havent been around much, I figured I owed the community something :)
Somewhat funny story, me and a bunch of guys went to a club for our regular piss-up. One of my mates, Ash, is one of the coolest guys you could hope to meet, but he handles his liquor like a little kid and ended up close to a coma by the end of the night. At one point he ended up "getting off" with what can only be described as a gargantuan behemoth of colossal proportions. This beast was huge, and while I myself and Ash are both big guys height wise, Ash couldnt get his hands around her and resorted to keeping his hands on her hips (I swear to God that's as far as they would go!).
The bad part was that he went back for seconds :lol
Anyway, the next morning when we were all resting and trying to remember what we had done that night, Ash all of a sudden turns and says "Oh my fucking God, what did I do?!" with the horrific recognition of a desperate man on the run. My friend Anish who was there at the time simply replied with "You were caught operating heavy machinery whilst under the influence of alcohol"
Classic :)
Somewhat funny story, me and a bunch of guys went to a club for our regular piss-up. One of my mates, Ash, is one of the coolest guys you could hope to meet, but he handles his liquor like a little kid and ended up close to a coma by the end of the night. At one point he ended up "getting off" with what can only be described as a gargantuan behemoth of colossal proportions. This beast was huge, and while I myself and Ash are both big guys height wise, Ash couldnt get his hands around her and resorted to keeping his hands on her hips (I swear to God that's as far as they would go!).
The bad part was that he went back for seconds :lol
Anyway, the next morning when we were all resting and trying to remember what we had done that night, Ash all of a sudden turns and says "Oh my fucking God, what did I do?!" with the horrific recognition of a desperate man on the run. My friend Anish who was there at the time simply replied with "You were caught operating heavy machinery whilst under the influence of alcohol"
Classic :)