Finally, someone got the facts straight.

Podriewski said. "I don't know what those New England Journal Of Medicine people were talking about when they did that 1996 study in conjunction with the Department of Education that found binge drinking to be even more dangerous and destructive than previously believed. As far as I could tell, binge drinking rules."
www.theonion.com/onion351...nking.html (http://www.theonion.com/onion3511/college_drinking.html)