I want to go on record as saying Michael Jackson is my lover and i want to have his babies

again

No one wants to read your website.

No one loves you.

No one enjoys your insights

No one would cry if you were to open a vein on christmas eve.

At least post it in nuggets or something, if you are going to subject us to it. :(

I love you Talid



Maylen Bojangles

Enraged Baboon Headquarters is a boot to the skull of any motherfucker I hate. So if you ever piss me off you are fucking gonna die. All I wanna do is laugh at fools, kick them in their heads, and feed hunks of their flesh to a baboon. I also wanna let you know about things I like. This will neatly separate the world into two categories: Shit and Elite. Scientists have noted there may be other categories I haven't considered, and my response is that scientists are faggots.

Wow Chief, your hard core.