So I was flipping through the pages of the Real Life picture thread, and discovered that Christopher Lowell browses our boards! (Thanks Zehn!)

(dont take my word for it, you be the judge!)
Is Ytrok Christopher Lowell???
http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Ytrok.jpg=http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Christopher_Lowell.jpg???


Sooooooo Anyways! This got me to thinking - I wonder if there are any other hidden celebrities lurking on our boards, hiding their identities?? Well, using my super-sleuthing abilities and a healthy dose of spare time and google images, I do believe that I found a few more! Come ride the wonderfully inane ride with me! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


First up is everyone's favorite lunatic Greystone. He bears an uncanny resemblance to the insane stand up comedian/magician The Amazing Jonathan! You be the judge!

Is Greystone The Amazing Jonathan???
http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Gaystone.jpg=http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/AmazingJonathan.jpg???


Oh that was fun - Next up is our resident cyber-slut Elazul, and her alter-ego, Zac Hanson, the drummer non-pariel from the band Hanson! You be the judge!

Is Elazul Zac Hanson???
http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Elazul.jpg=http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/ZacHanson.jpg???


Isnt she just the cutest gender bending pop icon you ever did see? Now its time to take a look at our buddy Darus! I knew I had seen him somewhere but I just couldnt for the life of me place where.... until I was browsing through some random images and realized where I knew him from - Hes none other than Peter Billingsley, better known as Ralphie Parker from 'A Christmas Story'! You be the judge!

Is Darus Peter Billingsley???
http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Darus.jpg=http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Peter_Billingsley.jpg???

So Cute.
Now, I stumbled upon a photograph of an EQer Ive never known, but instantly I knew where I had seen him before - I believe Lazrious to be none other than Jackass Bunny the Lifeguard aka GarbageMan aka Chris Pontius! You be the judge!

Is Lazrious Chris Pontius???
http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Lazrious.jpg=http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Pontius.jpg???

Keep your clothes on please?
Last but definitely not least, we take a look at long time Ayonae Ro contributor, Palimax. His was by far the most difficult, as he had obviously been hiding out since the 18th century, when his music fell out of favor with the general public. Yes, I do believe Palimax is none other than the great German Baroque composer of such remarkable music as 'Messiah' and 'Water Music', George Frederic Handel! You be the judge!

Is Palimax George Frederic Handel???
http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Palimax.jpg=http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/GeorgeFredericHandel.jpg???

Just remove that ostentatious wig and hes a dead ringer.
So. There are the clues as I have discovered them, and I think they speak for themselves. Im certain however that there are other celebrities hiding out on Ayonae Ro, so if anyone can find them, please post here! Thank you!

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

... =x

(a) You have way too much free time.
(b) That's fucking hilarious.

ROFL , nice slant :P

that one episode of the Family Guy is so funny when Quagmeyer is like "man that one chick in hanson is hot!!" and everyone is all like "uhh... there is no girl in hanson... they are all brothers, they are all guys". ssssoooo funny

Why are you guys forcing me to post this pic :( This is dedicated to Seratonin. The writing on the shirt says "I fucked the girl in Hanson".

www.tshirthell.com/images...01_001.jpg (http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a01_001.jpg)

Chill with the gross / partial nudity stuff Shew - Kiv

OMG, the original pics were hilarious!!

Shew...that one sucked man. You can do better than that.

you found out my secret!!

Very creative and clever :) Well done!

Is this your secret way of saying 'halo, I wanna come back to EQ because I have that much spare time!!' ?
If so, good.

holy shit laz IS CHRIS PONTIUS!

now that...is fucken great. haahahahahah ytrok hahaha,

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. The El/Hanson one was TOOOO funny.

Shew if you ever do that again so help me god!

I apologized before posting it, I knew it was in bad taste etc, it was more for Seratonin than anything else.

It's alright dude. I was expecting bad but shit! I spit lucky charms all over the place.

Maybe it's just me but... Dashmoo = Captain James T. Kirk?!?!

http://www.finaldestiny.org/members/trekky1.jpghttp://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200307/gal-mov-i-07/320x240.jpg

DaKirk

I can see the resemblance... Maybe Kirk's long lost love child?? Would be fitting... Final Frontier... Final Destiny... Coincidence?? I think not!

And here is another that had me wracking my brain all day - Barinz - some long lost memories from my childhood dredged up and I knew where I had seen her before! Saturday afternoons watching the WWF, cheering for my favorite wrestler, the Hulkster! You be the judge!

Is Barinz Terry "Hulk" Hogan???
http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Barinz.jpg=http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/HulkHogan.jpg???


Except for the Tats shes a lookalike.... they must be washable. Thats the only excuse.

And you can get your nipple licking from my by email if you so desire Halo, no returning to this satanistic game for me ;)

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

thank GOD my pictures were long removed.

That being said, this post is hilarious. *re-reads and snickers*

funny :)
btw shew.... dont ever do that again.....

alky is chris farley

hah those are indeed amusing. hooray.

...omfg, I think the hanson was the funniest one.. reminds me of a conversation i had once with a friend.... he was going on and on about how hot those Hanson chicks were ...

hhahaha!

This was truley a funny one!

Slant...you're so going to burn for that comparison :(

With that said, hellah funny /applaud. Btw, where's the thing you were working on at the beginning of summer? You didn't give up on it did you? I wanna see that posted kkthx.

I keep wanting to do it... but things have changed so much around here since I started I would have to mostly redo the whole thing, and after my first draft that you saw it was just too long... I guess I got frustrated about it, but its still lingering in the back of my mind, hopefully it will get finished sooner than later.

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

I've discovered one!

Zehn is the singer (who cant seem to decide whether he's a rocker or a popstar) Daniel Bedingfield!

Zehn
http://perfectflaw.ath.cx/images/me/mee.gif

Daniel Bedingfield
http://www.danielbedingfield.com/proof/images/index_face.jpg

Proof positive!

Lol slant...Funny thing is the reason im not wearing glasses in that photo is cause I had them broken the day before by a stray piece of metal..

Oh great now Zehn will believe he is smart AND somewhat attractive.












Not that I know what a good looking guy looks like...











Forget I said anything. Zehn sucks.










I mean Im straight, I SWEAR it!! I had sex just the other day...













Fuck.. with a girl for christsake get your damn mind out of the toilet....
And I only cyber Haloface occasionally...






Damnit.

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Think? I know baby. Yeah.

Slant = best thread of the year.

Zagio = best post of the year.

/nod

Whore

I LOOK LIKE HARRY POTTER OMG LOLZOZLZLZ|!1

http://members.fortunecity.com/popidathug/v2.JPG
http://www.knit-school.co.kr/p-main/images/harry-potter-m.jpg

Oh no yah dont Poopi! If theres one thing I wont stand for, its celebrities pretending to be other celebrities so that their secret identity will remain hidden! Fortunately for everyone involved, *I* have figured your secret out and will now reveal your TRUE identity!















Is Poopi K.D. Lang???
http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Poopi.jpg=http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/KDLang.jpg???

Harry Potter would be quite upset if he knew you were pretending to be him. Now sing for us, do that crappy song you did on SNL!!

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

He Slant .... where is your picture???

Oh thats easy Ytrok, thats because I am ugly.

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Ok its late and Im sleepy so that made no sense :P It SHOULD have read --

"Why would I post my picture Ytrok? Im ugly."

Oh well. At least Im not drunk.

Because if you enjoy making fun of people's appearances but are afraid to post your own picture ur kinda weakish sorta ..

although I love the fun you make of people who have been brave enough to post their picture knowing people could make fun of them.

Would just like to see the picture of the guy who is laughing about making fun of others really .. but I guess you lack the "ball factor" to post yours.

you lack the foresight to see he ISN"T making fun of them

up until now this was a fun thread

Aye it's all just harmless humor unless you can't take a joke. But then, there are far too many people out there who get offended too goddamn easy and ruin jokes and fun for those without tight asses. Story of my life /sigh =/

*gasp* Could it be? Am I not the only one? Are there others out there that have Kenny Loggins Look Alike Syndrome (KLLAS) ?! Praise Brell my pic is no longer up here anywhere!

Leave it to ytrok to fuck shit up. Figures.

Dear Ytrok - Please limit your retarded shit (all posts you make) to the nuggets forum of the Ayonae.ro boards.

Thanks
-The Staff

How the fuck are you not 80 Ytrok? My grandmother is more fun than you are.

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

My grandma is dead and more fun than Ytrok. Ok that was fucked up.

Is Poopi K.D. Lang???

hahhaha awesome

I look like luke wilson, I just don't want to post humongus pics to prove it :(

Ytrok = pwnt

Dearest Ytrok:

Go suck a dick.

-Your friends at Ayonae Ro.

Yes a whole page of anti-Ytrokings!@

Maybe he will threaten to leave again!

Won't do any good, he'll just come back to "clarify" what he meant before.

What I've noticed is that I can be laughing my ass off at a thread, and then I see any post by Ytrok, and the happiness just seems to get drained away.

its a plague we have to live with, bear with us plz!

http://home.pacbell.net/hobbez/icecream.jpg

Comon man! Just one more time and I get free ice cream!

Now that's pretty fucking clever Marz.

Do I get half a punch for every time Halo does the same? 8/

Ytrok is a disease. He infests the body of A-ro trying to kill it. Things will go well and suddenly Ytrok will post a hate filled fun stiffeling comment that makes the body of A-ro start to not feel good. We comment back like white blood cells trying to destroy the intruder. This makes us not feel good. When we do this he retaliates with more posts. Thusly we feel more ill. Finally he kills thread after thread all but taking the total life out of this board group. This is very threatening to the A-ro life. He must be removed from the body. He must be banned. As a threat I call on all of A-ro to raise the Ban Banner.


Either that or keep him around 'cause he is so fun to hate.

or im a crackhead. take your pick.

okay i got one.....

Is Alakazar ...
http://www.btinternet.com/~colinrankin/Me.jpg
Joshua Jackson?
http://www.oberpfalznetz.de/images/Artikel/2002/1112/20250_Joshua20Jackson.jpg

sorta? maybe? no?

If Tobey Maguire (supderman) and Joshua Jackson had a gay love Child.... alakazar might be it... He looks like both of em and i was having too much trouble sorta pickin which looks the same.. all right my work here is done /shrug

Pathetic bunch ain't ya....

As I said (and you don't listen anyway) I don't give a flying fuck about anyone using my picture to have some fun with, it is just a bit sad that the one starting it has no balls to post his own, as many here also using other peoples images.
Bunch of sad ass lacking ball chipmunks who go off on others.

Feel free to go "ooh aaah oooh" ytrok is da suck .. maybe you haven't noticed yet but I enjoy seeing you all like that, knowing ur nutless critters.

http://www.gfxhost.com/is.php




*gasp*
These two men are identical!!1!


Maylen Bojangles

Ytrok ... just stop.. give up, *IF* Slant was saying these people were ugly/disgusting etc .. you might have a point..

But in essence he's saying they're all better looking than him anyways

So do yourself, and all of us here in beautiful downtown Ayonae-Ro and Shut the Fuck up

mental note: when telling someone else to Shut the fuck up, it helps to say it correctly, so *ahem* meant to do us all a favor ... not do us all... now if you'll excuse me I'll get back t pulling my foot out of my mouth

ytrok sure looks alot like an albino monkey

As someone who was lampooned in this thread, allow me to say, Ytork, shut the fuck up. You see, you can't be the great European champion of justice here - swooping in from parts a'yonder east to save the day. No injustice has been done; and none of us who were lampooned in this thread are the least bit upset.

So, untie the knot your worked in your panties, and move along.

/agree Palimax ! ...=x

omg .. Palimax the great said STFU ...

Go play with urself .. it's not about justice and if you would think .... nm .. thinking is not your strongest point.

Go play with pictures or use play-do whatever u prefer.

Ytrok, you should consider taking a person who has 0 affiliation with the message boards or eq and have them read this thread and have them tell you who the asshole is. (real friend would tell you ytrok is (even tho he'd see your pic and know its you :( )

Do you *want* to be the asshole, or do you just not know that you *are* the asshole?

Actually, "do yourself" would be perfectly acceptable if you wanted to imply he should go fuck himself.

I think Ytrok is a "Fun Vampire"

He swoops and sucks the fun out of everything..

http://home.pacbell.net/hobbez/vampire.jpg

Rofl Marz, Im envious of your l33t photoshop skillz!

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

that was great :0

omg i cant stop laughing!

Go play with pictures or use play-do whatever u prefer.Does anyone have any idea what the fuck this means?

Does anyone have any idea what the fuck this means?

It's the euro way of saying "Yo momma".

Dude, Marzi your killing me. I wish I had 1/2 of the imagination or comp photo skills.

You sir are most deffinatly the fucking PWN!!

Go play with pictures or use play-do whatever u prefer.

I think what Ytrok meant was "Go play with pictures or use play-dough whatever you prefer" (emphasis on the play-DOUGH).

The implication of course being, that you are a child.

But the above posted picture wtfpwnd Ytrok so...

Lmao Marz. That was too hilarious and perfectly timed. /cheers.

Ytrok, go take some Midol and come back when you've stopped PMS'ing out your ears.

No subliYTROKISGAYminal messages here



*shifty eyes*

i showed that to my dad and even he was cracking up, haha

Hmm cant think of who i look like



www.angelfire.com/wa2/Nir...sc_008.jpg (http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/Nirvanaeq/dsc_008.jpg)

Hmm... that is a stumper I must say... But I think Ive narrowed it down to two possibilites! (both of them blockbuster movie stars you'll be glad to know!)

I believe you to be either the star of such record setting box-office champs as "Eight-Legged Freaks", "Ready to Rumble" and "3000 Miles to Graceland", David Arquette!

Is Nirv David Arquette???
http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Nirv.jpg=http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/DavidArquette.jpg???


OR you're an even bigger celebrity! (If thats possible!) Yes, your other possibility is the famous actor that rounded out such classic movies as "Robocop" and "Mulan", and somehow finding time in his busy schedule to make the award winning NBC television program "Crossing Jordan"! None other than the irrepressible Miguel Ferrer!

OR is Nirv Miguel Ferrer???
http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/Nirv.jpg=http://members.roadfly.com/neaon/MiguelFerrer.jpg???

*Sigh* How do I do it? I have a gift.

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Who am I Slant =\

Thats really absolutely hilarious!
Well besides the shit Marz pulls out about Ytrok, but thats nothing new.
Besides that... great thread :)

No worries .. I learned in college that you need to let retards work on their creative expression ...

"No worries .. I learned in college that you need to let retards work on their creative expression ... "

Cool, what college do you go / did you go to you genius?! I studying for my MBA / JD combination Degree from Santa Clara University / Stanford ...


You are a fucking retard ... If you had ANY concept as to what you were saying ... I would be amazed ... Please do us a favor and cancel your account ... Obviously you have no FUCKING CLUE ... what the FUCK you are talking about ... and yes people who go to Ivy Leage school can cuss and talk dirty =P fuck you bitch, I hope you fucking rot in hell you motherfucking bitch... =D

motherfucking bitch?

That makes me a lesbian!

Here's one .. just for you Lazrious..

hangman (http://www.windowlicker.com/03/other/hangman.php?reset=true)

So you think Miguel Ferrer looks like David Arquette? :(

It took me like 10 letters to figure out even I could be a winner :(

hahah

lol

Well done spaz monkey, you completed Hangman, you spoon bending tard!

Damn, I rock!

No worries .. I learned in college that you need to let retards work on their creative expression ...

Really, what school was that? Hamas school of Anti-American procedures?

www.mensa.org/ (http://www.mensa.org/)

There's one for you Ytrok you fucking genius. Have a nice day.

I just don't understand who Ytrok thinks he's fooling by trying and taking the "high ground".

Person: Ytrok, you suck the fun out of this thread.
Ytrok: No I don't, I'm edjumicated
Person: Ytrok, you took this way too seriously.
Ytrok: No, you just dont take it seriously enough.

And so on and so forth.

I mean... let's face it man, you overreacted. Happens to the best of us. Why dont you just admit that you were a little bit too quick to jump to the conclusion that these people were being alienated and mocked and that you were wrong? Hell of a lot nicer when you have someone else to laugh with, and so far you're not convincing anyone that they're teh sux and you're teh pwn =\

my god marz, that had me rolling

Ytrok=Holier then thou. Lets face it folks he is OBVIOUSLY better then us. He needs to have his own board just for him and his ego. Of course no one would ever post but him. His ego would not allow anyone else to post. Damn you Ytrok I have never hated someone so much. Go play in traffic.

Your score was 26 out of 30. That is an excellent score, you would have a very strong chance of passing the Mensa test and joining Mensa.

I rule

Damn you Ytrok I have never hated someone so much. Go play in traffic.
Come outside much?

Anyone got a picture of Dart? :p

- Vahs!

Come outside much?

That did not make much sense. Please try again.

i got:
Your score was 23 out of 30. That is a very good score, you would have a good chance of passing the Mensa test

not bad for age 16... plz post ur scores i wanna feel special when i pwn someone that goes or went to college :o

ding post #100

Ok, this may be a bad sign but i can't find the link to the MENSA test on there site..LOL

Can you please post it someone?

Got 24, but he was taking the mensa warmup test.


That is a fairly accurate representation of 1/2 of the Mensa Test ... the other half is a speed test. If you pass either one of them, you get into Mensa. Unfortunatly, you are only allowed to try 1 time in your life, if you fail, your done =oP

Definatly...

http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/Nirvanaeq/dsc_008.jpghttp://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1931/HarlandWil_Vespa_893525_400.jpg

Nirv = Liev Schreiber, of Scream Trilogy fame?
http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/Nirvanaeq/dsc_008.jpg = http://www.dramadesk.org/images/people/LievSchreiber.jpg?

Gee Shewdogg I dunno who you look like :P Your only picture is like half your face and youre wearing glasses! Post a new pic and Ill decipher your secret identity :)

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Got a 28 on the Mensa workout. Not too shabby for being 19 and thinking I'd been dumbed down over the past 2 years or so. -shrugs-


-----------------
The whistles go WOOOO!!

I'll work on it slant

Shit I still cant find the test. I R SMRT!

I have been out of College for almost 10 years. I had better not even try to find it. I quit.

Try the "workout" link Osg. (3rd in the upper left corner)

Got 21 of 30. Vocabulary questions are teh sux. :\

15-30 I missed all the math. Got all the other ones right. I satisfied all the math credits in junior year of highschool. Tested out of it in college and never looked back. I hated math then and I hate it even more now! LOL

24 here

Your score was 28 out of 30. That is an excellent score, you would have a very strong chance of passing the Mensa test and joining Mensa.

Not bad considdering I only missed 2 language questions.

I only got 24. I hate unscrambling words :(

27, I got lazy and was trying to do it as fast as possible.

I took 22 seconds out of my life to take the test and got:


Your score was 37 out of 30. Congratulations, you would have a very strong chance of winning yet another "my d*** is longer than yours" contest on some internet board somewhere.

My dick is longer than yours, Mirdorr.

Then the freaking Mensa test didn't do me a DAMN bit of good.

Your score was 28 out of 30. That is an excellent score, you would have a very strong chance of passing the Mensa test and joining Mensa.

I think the one with which animal doesn't belong is a sham. Hamsters are the only nocturnal ones out of the bunch, as rabbits are crepuscular.

29....
Cause Im not good enough to know "Banalities"..wtf?

Dumb organization anyways..top 2%..losers!