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Wiggo da troll
03-10-2009, 04:34 PM
http://www.examiner.com/x-2071-DC-Special-Interests-Examiner~y2009m3d9-Chuck-Norris-claims-thousands-of-right-wing-cell-groups-exist-and-will-rebel-against-US-government

the call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.” The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way.

Today in his syndicated column on WorldNetDaily Norris reiterates the point: “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

He continues; calling on a second American Revolution; “…we've bastardized the First Amendment, reinterpreted America's religious history and secularized our society until we ooze skepticism and circumvent religion on every level of public and private life.

How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough? And, when that time comes, will our leaders finally listen or will history need to record a second American Revolution? We the people have the authority according to America's Declaration of Independence, which states: That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government…”

Norris claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The right wing cells will meet during a live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.

He closes with the words of Sam Houston followed by a plug for his next martial arts event.

“We view ourselves on the eve of battle."

hahahahaha, batshit republicans; will they ever stop providing golden comedy?

Jedd Corpse
03-10-2009, 04:54 PM
Talk about treason and Anti American...

Rover
03-10-2009, 05:54 PM
All that because a black man is president. So much for the constitution.

It is treason no doubt.

Elemak the Enchanter
03-10-2009, 11:48 PM
Have we started taking things from WorldNut Daily seriously now?

velvetsilence
03-11-2009, 01:31 AM
ROFL, even Ted Nugent is going "WTF?"

Smidget
03-11-2009, 02:03 AM
Have we started taking things from WorldNut Daily seriously now? Chuck Norris has a regular column on WND, and he said this when he appeared on the Glen Beck show.

During the bush administration, the wingnuts said "if you question the President, then you're Un-American." Now they're saying "if you don't question the President, then you're Un-American." The idiots can't have it both ways, although the Republican position always seems to be "my way or the highway." makes it a criminal offense for anyone to knowingly or willfully advocate, abet, advise or teach the duty, necessity, desirability or propriety of overthrowing the Government of the United States or of any State by force or violence, or for anyone to organize any association which teaches, advises or encourages such an overthrow, or for anyone to become a member of or to affiliate with any such association. Source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smith_Act)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_v._White

Sanchek
03-11-2009, 02:06 AM
You know, I'm strongly for states' rights, but damn. That's just crazy talk.

LummusL
03-11-2009, 03:21 AM
April Fools Day is not for a few more weeks.

Chanur
03-11-2009, 04:09 AM
This plan worked out well for the south.

fildien
03-11-2009, 11:21 AM
I'm trying to conjure some Chuck Norrism based on this but I'm drawing blanks.

I do like the comment that Ted Nugent is going "WTF" :)

Gulor Gularin
03-11-2009, 01:09 PM
Chuckie needs to take his lithium.

Cells in every state? Does he mean the drunken fools gathered at hole-in-the -wall bars talking shit until close every night?

Lleauric
03-11-2009, 05:15 PM
Its the Joe the Plumber, delusions of grandeur syndrome.

"Oh im about to buy my own business (no you are not)
"Im gonna stay frosty for the "revolution" (No you're not, stfu)

Something about these Deludicans make them live fantasy lives about how tough they are, or how dead the robbers waiting to break into their house are going be, or how rich they would be if only the government wasn't holding them back, or whatever... its not reality based. So to learn that they think they are working in "cells", and are resistance fighters is fucking typical and not surprising.

Malse
03-11-2009, 05:20 PM
But Chuck had a dirtbike with rocket launchers on it! There's no way he isn't the real deal.

Silentcerri
03-11-2009, 10:05 PM
If it would get that douche bag perry out of office, legalize gambling, and fix roads and education I would vote for him.

Rover
03-11-2009, 11:24 PM
If it would get that douche bag perry out of office, legalize gambling, and fix roads and education I would vote for him.


I thought Perry was one of the child stars of the Republican party?

Elemak the Enchanter
03-15-2009, 03:43 PM
So it's Sunday and I still have yet to get a recall notice to base so we can fight off the hordes of Angry Texans rising up against the government...

/sigh, and I was hoping to get to keep a truck or two as war trophies.

Rover
03-15-2009, 03:51 PM
So it's Sunday and I still have yet to get a recall notice to base so we can fight off the hordes of Angry Texans rising up against the government...

/sigh, and I was hoping to get to keep a truck or two as war trophies.

No, Chuck was supposed to call you, he said the military was going to fight with him.

Elemak the Enchanter
03-15-2009, 03:57 PM
Oh shit my bad... that's what that unlisted number was calling about, silly me I just hit ignore.


On a side note, when i got to meet him as part os a USO thingy, he was actually pretty damn cool. A lot Shorter than you'd think but still pretty cool.