ARo Bitches
Dante Moranis


First you sent Marz, the human trainwreck,
He's seems awful young to be an IT Exec.
First to fall, Marz was a fool,
He left with a sore ass, when Wolvar called his high school.

Next came Buzya, the Ebaying whore.
We smacked him around, and he begged us for more.
He posted some shit about sellin a billion plat,
but the numbers don't work.. imagine that!
He laid down and quit cause his story didn't pass,
he's he went to the "casino" to nurse his sore ass.

IlluminatingDickweed showed up a bit late.
He created an account to show me his hate.
Too much of a pussy to do much more than lie,
he'd have us believe he was a Secret Agent guy.
When I threatened to post his life for all to see,
He cried to EZBoard to protect him from me.
In the end he was banned, the greasy, pink stinkwallet,
Once more we "win".. (if that's what you call it).

More showed up, all got smacked,
I hit thier boards and found them whacked.
Sanchek the Dirty, Rybit the Pussy,
then there was Fill, who buttfucked a Furby!
They stand strong behind their silly ass rules,
Rep Points, and thread moves, they've proven they're tools!

To the ARo Trash.. I hope you've learned,
if you play on the Flameboard, you're going to get burned.


Source: "Poems for Pussies (http://p073.ezboard.com/fthetribunaldotorgfrm12.showMessage?topicID=2159.t opic)," The Tribunal. 5 Mar. 2005.

That was actually quite cute.

However, I'm still not feeling the burn over here.

The pussy can write a poem, though! Oh yeah.

Anyone find it ironic that Dante claims that they have whatever kind of autonomy over there? ezBoard pwned them, he got warned for attempting to make public the IP address of somebody who actually disagreed with those retards. Can anyone say power abuse? I find it ironic that they complain about the rules when somebody posts a dissenting view they ban him, release his IP address. Seems like they're really democratic. Such hypocrites.

i prefer my poem

Anyone find it ironic that Dante claims that they have whatever kind of autonomy over there? ezBoard pwned them, he got warned for attempting to make public the IP address of somebody who actually disagreed with those retards. Can anyone say power abuse? I find it ironic that they complain about the rules when somebody posts a dissenting view they ban him, release his IP address. Seems like they're really democratic. Such hypocrites.
My personal favorite is how he went on and on about how it was "the coward's way out" that we gave him a well earned title here, yet when I went to look at their board the other day; this is what I saw:

We post the IPs of dipshits who visit our forums. EZBoard be damned.

I guess, in his twisted version of reality, adding "Dante's Bitch" to someone's board name isn't anything at all like a title. Maybe putting it in the announcements section makes it "okay"...

What was that sound? The last bit of your credibility swirling down the drain?

Last edited by Sanchek : Today at 03:20 AM. Reason: Damn you, Max. I was trying to add this right after the graphic.I pwn j00..

...or something like that http://www.ayonae.ro/images/smilies/smile.gif

I guess, in his twisted version of reality, adding "Dante's Bitch" to someone's board name isn't anything at all like a title. Maybe putting it in the announcements section makes it "okay"...

What was that sound? The last bit of your credibility swirling down the drain?

PLEASE tell me you aren't that stupid. I told you already the bitching about my "title" was to see just how pussified you'd be. I knew if I showed the least little bit of weakness in a private forum (like some of your mods did), you'd take the cowardly road and post it publically. What makes you think that "failed e-detective" is actually some kind of slam to me? I mean for fucks sake.. I actually post like someone that would cry like that? Take a look at Rybit if you want tears. If I'd have posted his responses from the private board... we'd have ourselves a REAL party.

BTW.. he WAS my bitch. You are too, you dickless, pussy of an admin.

Oh look it's more drone from PeeWee "I know you are but what am I". Sure you just posted that to see the response, and so that's why you threatened to give me a "special" title on your board too. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. What's the matter Dante, does the truth hurt too much?

God you're such a fucking broken record. Go get Shep and play in traffic

PLEASE tell me you aren't that stupid. I told you already the bitching about my "title" was to see just how pussified you'd be. I knew if I showed the least little bit of weakness in a private forum (like some of your mods did), you'd take the cowardly road and post it publically. What makes you think that "failed e-detective" is actually some kind of slam to me? I mean for fucks sake.. I actually post like someone that would cry like that? Take a look at Rybit if you want tears. If I'd have posted his responses from the private board... we'd have ourselves a REAL party.

BTW.. he WAS my bitch. You are too, you dickless, pussy of an admin.Well, someone here certainly is a "dickless, pussy of an admin", but it isn't anyone on this board.

The winner of the "Dickless pussy of an admin award of all that ever was and all that ever will be" is..... Dante Moradis!

I don't ban for anonymous posting. I prefer a bit more personal approach. I'm cooking up something special for ya sweetheart. Your obsession for me will pay off!Remember that? Where is that "something speclal"? A ban? A lame little announcement at the top of your lame forum?

Basically, you it's like you were telling your childish little friends "Wait guys! I've got a real big fart coming on. It's gonna be HUDGE. It's gonna be the loudest ever! You're gonna go deaf from the vibrations of my ass cheeks!"
"Wait guys, here it comes!"
"It's almost here! Prepare to be amazed by the power of my ass!"

When the much hyped fart arrives, it arrives with only a "Fft" and a lingering smell of shit, chlorine, and petroleum jelly.

The funny part of Dante Moronis calling someone out for posting some private info publicly?
I don't post private information publically (at least not my own).It's OK for you to post other people's private information, but when someone posts something of yours, your pussy gets all bent out of shape.

Not to mention that you're complaining about something here that's done on your board as well (mod-assigned titles.)

Dante's also complained about the "excessive moderation" here, but yet, his own precious board's rules contain these:
5) Flameboard disclaimer: The administrators of this board cannot guarantee that posts will remain in their original fashion on the Flameboard as it thrives on moderation and editing for humorous purposes. Posting there is at your own discretion as you have the full knowledge that the moderators can and possibly will alter any statements made there."The moderators can an possibly will alter any statements made there." Why would anyone want to post where some lame twit like Dante can alter their posts at will just for shits and giggles, and where it's allowed by the board rules.

Any threads that suddenly go missing from general forum may end up on this board.Dante's complained about the moving and splitting of threads here (hey, looks like my 'f' key works again!), but they do the same thing there (well, except for the splitting, because EZboard is lame and doesn't support it.)

Let's not forget this part of their board rules:
2.1
The rules are used to our judgment and discretion. The only reason they are here is to show a trend of how we crack the whip, so you, the regular board poster, can have a clue as to what can get you punished.

2.2
We do not treat everyone equally. People we do like and/or know we give more leniency too. People we don't know and/or don't care for we treat with more severity. If you don't think this is fair to you, then you may be right. But we don't care about being fair to you. You can, however, let us know that we are not fair so we can nod at you. Comparing our authoritarian control to the European people who killed Jews in the late 30s to mid 40s also works well.

2.3
The rules do not apply to the moderators or the admins. If you wonder why we do not punish ourselves, it is because we do not have to. We are not masochists. As stated above, the rules are made so we can give you a clue as to how you might get punished.

2.4
If you think you are doing something wrong and we have not listed it on the rules, then there is a good chance that you will get banned anyway.

2.5
If you don't think you are doing anything wrong but we think you are, then there is a good chance you will get banned. So according to the posted Tribunal Board rules, everything that Dante complains about here is allowed there.

More "Do as I say, not as I do", Dante Moronis?

More of Dante Moronis being a total pussy:
Not this weekend.. next. He "called me out". I don't flinch. I DO send him to a bar where I'm a regular though. He's decided to call it a gay bar, and insult the clientele. I've posted his picture and each of his posts on the bar. He really got busy today. He's dumb enough to show up, I have no doubts of it, but he'll have a nice selection of friends when he gets there. Fuck him.You "don't flinch", but yet you're not man enough to deal with him yourself. You've run crying to the owner and to the other bar patrons because you can't deal with this yourself. You're going to puss out.

What kind of loser posts some other guy's picture and some internet message board posts in a bar, anyway?

You sling shit, talk trash, make your promises. Keep it up. I told you where I'd be and when. Its a small bar. You come and you go ahead and shout your phrase, and someone is bound to point me out. Your stupid WWF bullshit isn't even humorous. It's pathetic. You claim you're a man.. prove it. Shut your stupid piehole and just bring your sorry fucking self to me. Don't you mean "bring yourself to the bar so everyone else can deal with you, I'm too big of a pussy to do it myself?"

Yeah, you do look like a pussy when your shit spewed is combined like that.

Dante will never understand.

Please to stop talking above Dante's head. His self worship is so loud he oft fails to hear himself mumble.


Fandros

Well, someone here certainly is a "dickless, pussy of an admin", but it isn't anyone on this board.

The winner of the "Dickless pussy of an admin award of all that ever was and all that ever will be" is..... Dante Moradis!

Wahoo! You're opinion means as much to me as what I flush down the toilet. You're less than nothing dipshit, but I really appreciate the novel you typed for me. You love me as much as anyone else here you hairlipped dumbfuck. Admit it.

As for you Jaeydee.. here's what I "get". You're really a miserable, two-faced little attention whore. You spread your pictures all over hoping to grab a compliment or two, you join whichever side is "popular" in your eyes.. This board is perfect for you, sweetheart. Hope ya spread your crotchrot around here some. ;)

How am I two-faced? I never liked you on the Trib boards either.

Sure attention is nice, but I don't see how attention from people on the internet is really gonna give me my jollies or whatever. I happen to be nice to ARo people cause we share a common interest.

And if anyone is the attention seeker in this case, Dante, it would have to be you. You are the one that keeps coming back here day after day saying the same thing over and over and over and thinking EVERY TIME that it is original and that you are just so damn witty. When in all truth you have NOTHING new to bring to the table.

I honestly don't give two shits if you like me Dante. You don't even play EQ anymore, so I don't know HOW the fuck...or why for that matter...you still post and MOD our messageboards. Like I said, its very obvious here who is playing for attention. And that would be you.

Please pack your bags and go home, you are making yourself look more and more stupid as time passes.

Thanks, o spoonfed cunt. I always appreciate input from your scabrous ass. I know you're too fucking blockheaded to know this.. but about 80% of the people who post on both boards don't play. I know reality hits hard for someone so dedicated to that dead old game, but no one cares that you play, and I mod on the boards because dumb whores such as your "Elitist (hahaha)" self don't volunteer to help themselves or others with anything.

I take it this means the engagement is off? :confused:

And most of the people that don't play anymore...at least over here...think you are a moron. You are "fighting" with people over a server merger that you have nothing to do with. Don't say differently...cause if it were different you wouldn't be posting on their boards at all. Just leave them be and go play with your miserably failing flameboard. You all can fight over who can say the most cuss words in a sentance.

I'd volunteer if anyone ever asked for help on the Trib boards. But I don't ever recall anyone asking. I sorta recall you begging to become a mod. How they let you in is beyond me though. Hmmm...Tanje PM inc.

.. but about 80% of the people who post on both boards don't play.....

That may be true for the "other" board but this poll (http://forums.ayonae.ro/showthread.php?t=6377)tells a different story here. Looks like you're just spouting numbers and made up shit again Dante. I'm beginning to think you must be the world's biggest walking Encyclopedia of BullShit, damn you smell like piss, shit, latex go back to your widdle sandbox.


http://forums.ayonae.ro/showthread.php?t=6377

Hahaha.. uh huh. You know me so well Attention Whore. I post here because I'm bored, and these morons react. No other reason. You post here because you're hoping for another round of "you're so hot" from your RL photo dumps. You're pathetically seeking approval and attention. You're also trying to recruit a bunch of schmucks to that dead guild. Good luck with that.

You sorta recall me begging to become a mod. That's fucking absolutely pathetic. If you had a problem with it.. you had every fucking opportunity to object and "volunteer" yourself. I'm actually surprised an attention seeking slut like yourself didn't leap at the opportunity, but hey.. you have a full dance card as it is, whoring yourself out to your guild and the boards. Don't blame you for not stepping up. You're really a worthless piece of shit to need to seek acceptance on a fucking messageboard.

Didn't get the answer. I'm assuming the wedding is off, but can I at least get one more fuck for the road? I bought rubbers and got some vaccinations.. I'm all set baby.

I've posted 2 pictures of myself here. I like to see people's pictures so I know who I am chatting with, so I also leave my pictures for people to see so if they are like me...nevermind. I'm not justifying myself to you.

And I'll have you know...Mr. ModonanEQboardbutnfcwhatsgoingonwiththeserver that my guild is kicking ass and taking names. So yeah...that just shows your ignorance on the MESSAGE BOARD that you mod on. Wee you are so damn cool with you "leet" ability to be so fucking pathetic. I've not tried to recruit one person from the messageboard.

I didn't step up because I don't participate in the reality section and the flameboard is such a waste of time that I didn't want to put my name on it. You were just in the right place at the right time.

I was never going to marry your ass, I have nfc where you got that idea from. I don't fuck assholes. You are below me. I am FAR FAR FAR better than you and always will be. So have a nice life Dante, I'm done with you. But hey...keep "insulting" me cause it'll be SO FUNNY when I don't respond to you and you think you've won!

I knew if I showed the least little bit of weakness in a private forum (like some of your mods did), you'd take the cowardly road and post it publically.

Except anyone with a working brain can figure out that isn't why it was moved.

And Dante calling anyone else an attention whore is hilarious.

wish we could lock Dante and Trilkin in a room and watch them banter.

Dante people with serverly negative reps are all attention whores. It's a simple relationship, most attention whores are schmucks who no one likes which your -60+ rep proves. Go back to your board and be cool there, cause obviously we just don't understand you.

As I recall Dante, you said that your board is so much better. So why do you feel the need to come to ours looking for trouble? Go back and play with yours, where you are "obviously" lord and tyrant. Obviously you're not going to be welcomed much at all if you come across as a flaming idiot looking for a fight on someone else's board and not your own.

These guys may be idiots, but I laughed at how hard Mraz got owned.

I've posted 2 pictures of myself here. I like to see people's pictures so I know who I am chatting with, so I also leave my pictures for people to see so if they are like me...nevermind. I'm not justifying myself to you.

And I'll have you know...Mr. ModonanEQboardbutnfcwhatsgoingonwiththeserver that my guild is kicking ass and taking names. So yeah...that just shows your ignorance on the MESSAGE BOARD that you mod on. Wee you are so damn cool with you "leet" ability to be so fucking pathetic. I've not tried to recruit one person from the messageboard.

I didn't step up because I don't participate in the reality section and the flameboard is such a waste of time that I didn't want to put my name on it. You were just in the right place at the right time.

I was never going to marry your ass, I have nfc where you got that idea from. I don't fuck assholes. You are below me. I am FAR FAR FAR better than you and always will be. So have a nice life Dante, I'm done with you. But hey...keep "insulting" me cause it'll be SO FUNNY when I don't respond to you and you think you've won!

But you keep responding over and over and over again, my pretty little bride to be. Keep that talk up and I'm filing suit for breech of promise. You were talking a way different story in game when I used to play. Jaeydee was so far up my ass, she'd see what I had for dinner before it hit my stomach.

You didnt step up because you're a self-obsessed little bitch Jaeydee. Admit it. You don't care what the people you chat with look like, but you sure as HELL want them to know how YOU look. You're in love with yourself in all your simple looking glory. You're cute enough, but the ugly insides blur the photos for anyone that knows you.

Nice demonstration of EQ Pride. It's laughable, because you think I care about it. BTW.. none of the above is true, and I'm madly in love with you still.. please don't break up with me. All our dreams can still come true baby!

:)

/yawn

But you keep responding over and over and over again, my pretty little bride to be.

Pot...Kettle.....think you know the rest. While i dont get in these "my wee wee is bigger than yours" contests..... someone brought up a good point...if you do not like it here why post??? Gee I think I be smelling a troll.

I answered the question of why he continues to post one other time. He posts, because people keep responding to him. If you ignore him, he gets bored and moves on

Wahoo! You're opinion means as much to me as what I flush down the toilet. You're less than nothing dipshit, but I really appreciate the novel you typed for me. You love me as much as anyone else here you hairlipped dumbfuck. Admit it.

Actually, that's more flamage than I've seen baudyen post in, like, forever. Silent Bob type stuff. Frankly, it's pretty damned harsh, and this is a rather weak response to it. The difference between "you suck, here's proof, in your own words" and "you suck because you type too much" (a weak argument which, of course, loses even what little merit it claims through hypocritically continuing to spam the board attempting to support it) is pretty stark. It's further weakened by simultaneously claiming to not care about baudyen's opinion and then demanding he change it.

Harsh flame with proof from someone who's annoyed vs two arguments which contradict themselves from someone who's attention starved. Can we get more cliche?

Poem wasn't bad though!

Oh man, I suddenly want to bring back the insult haikus. Long live the bard channel. :(

My son (known to some as Barlow Hemingway) and I were talking about the merger of the two servers, and I told him about the cute escapades being played out here with regard to said event.

Following a review of a sampling of the postings, it was agreed that we should take pride in the fact that the ARo boards are providing a public service; for every minute spent typing his silly self-stroking drivel, he has less time to spend stalking childrens chat rooms.

Oh man, I suddenly want to bring back the insult haikus. Long live the bard channel. :(
Sweetly making love
Holy shit she`s waking up
Need more chloroform

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .... breathe... hahahahahahaha

(shamelessly stolen)

Words cannot express
What I truly think of you
Wait, they can... "dumb cunt."

Too rough with a whore.
Wal-Mart does not sell bonesaws.
I'm leaving the state.

Love me completely
Hold me now, share my feelings
Also, drink my pee

My brand new girlfriend
My tits are bigger than hers
I'm fat, she's seven.

A couple million more here: http://neontiki.com/haiku/haiku_read.jsp

Thanks for that Palimax.. some friggin masterful poets there!

Woah, haven't been in NAG in an age.

Who's the Dante fool? Why have I missed out so much?! Thought RLNAG was the place to be :/

Dont feed the troll.

There's a troll?

Is it Yhogurt?! Or Momento?!

Shame on you for comparing Dante to Yhogurt! That's an insult to Yuegou!

BTW.. he WAS my bitch. You are too, you dickless, pussy of an admin.

How was he your bitch? You edited his post, and called him your bitch on the annoucement page??

Is that the big comeback you were cooking up?

Pretty lame...

Enjoy.


http://img33.echo.cx/img33/5408/barchart4qa.png

Shame on you for comparing Dante to Yhogurt! That's an insult to Yuegou!Calling him a freak would be a insult to bearded women and sword-swallowers everwhere.

Whats to enjoy about that graph? You could of said the same thing in a sentence rather than make people take multiple times longer to see what it's saying.

You break the rules, I'll use and abuse ya any way I want. Sanchek's no different, cept he prefers to slice and dice posts or ban anyone too offensive for him to handle. He lets me run rampant on his boards and say worse shit than any of the banned people on a daily basis. Yet.. no ban.

Tells me one of two things...

1) Scared shitless of me.
2) Thankful to me for bringing life to your dead fucking boards.

Either way... I win.

Full of yourself much, Dante?

"Run rampant on his boards"? Your posting spam here is hardly running rampant. You have 3 or 4 posts outside of this forum. That's hardly "running rampant."

"Say worse shit than any of the banned people on a daily basis"? Errrmm... not really. Again, you give yourself too much credit here. Beelzububba's ban was fully justifiable - he was spamming shit worse than anything you have posted here all over the board. It all currently resides in the Sandbox. Silver_RETURNED postd worse shit that anything you have posted, but it was outside of here and the Sandbox. Unforunately, Sanchek deleted the posts when Silver was banned instead of Sandboxing them. Oct said he was going to spam the boards and then tried to bypass the first ban by creating alternate accounts. You may have posted worse shit than Oct did, but I doubt it.

You haven't been banned simply because you haven't broken the rules -- not because he's afraid of you, or because he's "thankful to you". Pull the same shit Beelzububba or Silver_RETURNED did, and you'll find yourself banned, too.

You haven't won anything, except maybe a first class ass pounding at the hands of Sheps. (The countdown to your ass pounding is at what, P-11 now?)

Enjoy.


http://img33.echo.cx/img33/5408/barchart4qa.pngReminds me of Palimax's e-weener charts :p (You might have been a little too generous in the cool section, Arisensun; there's an obvious bias. Also, read Kinsey. I'm sure you'll find a few revelations.)

Poetry is for faggots. Shut the fuck up plz.

Poetry is for faggots. Shut the fuck up plz.

Ahhh in truth a deep and soulful person.

Methinks you might want to rethink this postion if you like music at all young one.

Fandros

Sarcasm, dude. =P

ahhh lol so hard to pick up on the subtle when it's in print. My bad ;)


Fandros

It's cool!

I was just under the impression that the entire point of this thread was to make fun of this retard. :rolleyes:

Ainwein, why the hate?
Don't pick on Dante for his
extra chromosome.

Ainwein, why the hate?
Don't pick on Dante for his
extra chromosome.

LOL, excellent :p

For ainwen, I believe his post was meant to go:

Poetry is for fags
Shut the fuck up please, Fandros
That was sarcasm, dude.

Roli - You make me so hot.

And +500 rep for busting out that beautiful Haiku on Haiku day! 5/7/05!

Haha, I never even thought about the date. That's fucking funny. :(

From the engineering heart:

This is my haiku
Five syllables, then seven
Then another five