Clickity (http://www.stephaniemiller.com/declarationofrevocation.htm)

I laughed til I started crying :D

I could be persuaded to allow such a thing, except for one thing...

6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.

The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.

Go ahead and try it, and as you hobble back to the UK with your tea leaves dangling from your collective anus', don't say I didn't warn you. :D

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Love it! Sign me up for the whole ball of wax. :D

I am dying for some real 'chips'- and would happily add 'u' to favourite in order to have real chat shows, complete with real dialogue. I would embrace Tony Blair with open arms, but fear that he would create a summer reality series to elect our American PM, like,..."So you think you can rule?" or "Big Brother- UK". Still has to be better than "House of Commons" on CSPAN.

I cannot conform to this revocation . My main point of concern is beer.....

All the more reason, really. :)