Just when you thought the ring wing couldnt get any more nutty.

http://rawstory.com/2009/10/conservapedia-rewrite-bible/

Just when you thought the ring wing couldnt get any more nutty.

http://rawstory.com/2009/10/conservapedia-rewrite-bible/

Nutty ole ring wingers.

The best part of that is that they are specifically "retranslating" the bible to show the commitment to Free Market principles.

You can not make this stuff up.

This is something id have see done on the Onion. lol

That..what? I keep trying to respond, and my brain keeps seizing up. This isn't a joke, like the Dog Island website, right?

This was even referenced by the spokesman for the guest band on Colbert, so it must be getting some traction out there somehow.

Yeah Colbert just got done making fun of them. lol

Was written and rewritten by man anyway. This is retarded but no big deal.

Of course it was written by men. It's just funny how these nuts believe its written by there almighty god. Only to turn around and edit and censor out stuff willy nilly, thereby admitting there god is wrong, without even realizing it. lol

The fact that jesus sounds to much like a socialist Liberal hippy makes them squirm, so they have to change him into a mega rich ultra conservative capitalist Evangelical preacher to make him fit there nutty view point. Where the rich inherit the earth, and the poor are just slave labor(even though most of them fall in that poor category).



I can just see it now, instead of fliping tables over from the money changers in the temple. It will be Acorn reps that jesus and his posse mow down with AK-47s.

Fairly sure part of my brain just imploded.

I'm fairly certain I don't give a shit.. The bible is a joke anyways.

LOL, the Bible has all ready been edited. Several Gospels were not included in the final cut. The 'outrage' is about 1700 years overdue.

There's been outrage every time the "Bible" has been changed.

This isn't outrage about changing the bible, this is people outraged into changing the bible, because they're running out of other fairly tales to support their ideological fantasies.

I know Malse, I was just responding to Sixee.

I wonder how they will edit the Gospels to affirm Glen Beck's suggestion to his listeners to invest in gold (which was followed by a commercial from one of the three sponsors that sell gold). :rolleyes:

Of course it was written by men. It's just funny how these nuts believe its written by there almighty god. Only to turn around and edit and censor out stuff willy nilly, thereby admitting there god is wrong, without even realizing it. lol

The fact that jesus sounds to much like a socialist Liberal hippy makes them squirm, so they have to change him into a mega rich ultra conservative capitalist Evangelical preacher to make him fit there nutty view point. Where the rich inherit the earth, and the poor are just slave labor(even though most of them fall in that poor category).



I can just see it now, instead of fliping tables over from the money changers in the temple. It will be Acorn reps that jesus and his posse mow down with AK-47s.

They are about to prove Napoleon correct!

Vox populi - vox Dei, quite literally.