So I'm tired, watching Gangs of New York while writing up my perspective and trying to come up with an idea for a few comics since I missed Thursday and Friday, when this lovely bunch of coconuts appears out of the slightly foggy blue.

Besides, I feel bad for not playing along and acting like I still gave a fuck about him. So I dedicate this one to you Desilous. It's probably what you were hoping for. I guess I have been pwned.

Session Start (ICQ - 6539091:Dezzy): Sun Aug 17 05:53:47 2003
Dezzy: Oh yes! How perfect is this
Dezzy: lol
Zehn: Very I imagine
Dezzy: Oh it is Wal-Mart. I am nice and drunk and bored.
Zehn: Wal-Mart?
Dezzy: God dude, you have serious balls posting those pics of yourself. That is beautiful man.
Dezzy: rofl
Dezzy: I love you, dont get me wrong, you just have some serious balls
Zehn: Right
Dezzy: Especially after being such a jerkoff on the boards
Dezzy: Lovely man, lovely
Dezzy: So... I havent checked or cared, but do you still play the 'sploitin wizard?

Zehn: Mind if I ask who you are btw? 8/
Dezzy: You dont know who I am?
Zehn: I probably do
Dezzy: Oh I am hurt
Zehn: But I suck with names
Dezzy: Uh huh
Dezzy: Well I am afraid I am not in a position to tell you. Let's just say that you liked to post about me =)
Zehn: Right, I post about alot of people
Dezzy: And that I am so rolling knowing that you are really the fucktard you are. You hurt me when you took down the sig...
Dezzy: So are we the kind and gentle carebare Zehn this week?
Zehn: ...
Zehn: wtf
Zehn: Desilous?
Dezzy: lol
Dezzy: /kiss
Dezzy: So come on big boy, enlighten me as to what you have been up to
Dezzy: I can tell you are trying to use your wal-mart haxoring skills...how very 1980s
Dezzy: If you want porn I will just give it to you...FFS
Zehn: Right. I'm gonna chalk this one down as a bad dream.
Dezzy: *sigh* You sure do have little to say now tough guy. I guess you save it for the boards
Dezzy: Just as I thought
Zehn: I don't really perform on demand
Dezzy: Like when I was thinking of showing up to Wal-mart and posting pictures of me kickig your ass to hospital status with the title "p0wned"
Dezzy: But now that I have seen your pics, it would be a fuckign upgrade were someone to beat the shit out of you
Zehn: Considering I haven't worked there in a little over a year and a half, that'd be hard. 8(
Dezzy: Oh moving up in the world
Dezzy: Where are you now? Petco? Momco?
Dezzy: You know, I was wrong about you. You have no balls at all. You are just another stupid fucking kid like I always thought
Dezzy: I was expecting so much more from you
Zehn: Yup, you win the prize.
Dezzy: But you are just a little girl
Dezzy: lol
Dezzy: Nah, I have just always been a good judge of character
Dezzy: Dad lay into you as a kid? Mom smack you around?
Dezzy: You sure talk the talk, but you sure as fuck dont walk the walk
Dezzy: You disgust me
Zehn: I'd have to like, care first.
Zehn: And seeing as how I don't, you're shit outta luck. 8/
Dezzy: Oh you care
Dezzy: You just cant care too much
Dezzy: Because there isnt a thing you can do about it
Dezzy: But you can start by not being a little 20 year old cocksmoking fucktard
Dezzy: And get a grip on REALITY
Dezzy: I know reality would be hard for you, but it can be done. Maybe through some counceling
Zehn: I take advice from drunk guys at 4 AM who through ineffectual insults that 13 year olds call lame to heart.
Dezzy: After all the shit you tried giving me I am sure you must not expect anything less than this. Did you really think you could cause a ripple? Lol you peopl are so damn funny. We all sit areounf laughing at you.
Dezzy: ineffectual? That from the Sam Walton thesaurus?
Dezzy: lmao
Dezzy: You are a fucking moron
Dezzy: Dont be mad at people who drink because your parents did things that were bad on alcohol
Dezzy: It is socially accepted after all
Dezzy: Much unlike your face
Dezzy: lol
Dezzy: God I cant stop, this is beautiful
Dezzy: Come on tough guy, use your intellect onme. You are after all so damn smart.
Dezzy: It probably takes you 3 hours to write your lame posts after flipping through your word of the day calendar
Dezzy: How does it feel to be ripped. Tingly aint it. Funny thing is that you are the one that came out looking like a jackass anyway
Dezzy: All of your nerd counterparts werent there for you...a single tear runs down my cheek
Dezzy: And dont let me catch you using any of my wit in your lame-ass posts
Dezzy: =P
Dezzy: Bah you are boring. You may go now.
*** Dezzy signed off at Sun Aug 17 06:14:23 2003.
*** Dezzy signed on at Sun Aug 17 06:14:43 2003.
*** Dezzy signed off at Sun Aug 17 06:15:35 2003.
*** Dezzy signed on at Sun Aug 17 06:18:58 2003.
Dezzy: Oh... dont commit suicide or anything. I really dont hate you that much. You know I had to give you SOME shit tho, I mean come on =)
Dezzy: I deleted you and yet you are still here. Like some type of turd that refuses to flush =P
Dezzy: *sigh* Well anyways it was real, it was fun. It just wasnt real fun. Oh, and on a closing note... if you try accessing my computer I swear to god I will fucking buy a plane ticket, fly to your house (because we both know I know where you live) and I will fucking throw you such a beatdown that when I am done with you your mom wont recognize you. I swear to fucking god. Have a nice day *cheers

/snicker

Im confused... people think you're smart?

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Nihou!

Someday, I need to start a study to determine exactly how much alcohol is needed to endow someone with that much personality...is that a personality? Or just....is that all?

Sad, vaugly diissapointing, and no style at all.

Zehn, you need better sparring partners.




With Tolerance For What It Is...

Valarian

If that truely was Desilous... then Desilous sucks ass. Come on, my 5 year old cousin could 'rip' Zehn better than that.

Seriously.

He was prolly not even drunk. Just a kid who wants to prove something.

lol

'Dezzy: We all sit areounf laughing at you.'
'Dezzy: ineffectual? That from the Sam Walton thesaurus?'

- I'll agree with him - it's priceless.

total messages:
Zehn : 16
Dezzy : 59

This Dezzy fella sure does talk alot with a cock in his mouth

i don't think its desil..

My vote goes to Yuegou. 8/

--Cen

Nah, Yuegou didn't know about my suspension.

Unless Dalenn was really really drunk, that's Desilous. At first I suspected Chenoa, but he's still convinced he's a woman. I'd give Chen more credit to come up with something wittier, as he's already tried to make me feel bad about the way I look.

My apathy > all.

Wow, drunken agressive ICQ stalking at its best!

At first I suspected Chenoa,

That in itself is highly and most definately unlikely, I'm not an internet chat person.

but he's still convinced he's a woman.

HAHA...you just keep trying zehn....I wasnt the only one that was amazed by your photo, it seems even the gay guys were freaked by it.

hes so sexy

probably one of the lowest things you can do is rip on someone for how they look. It's a game, looks don't mean jack shit in everquest, it's the personality and player behind the character.

and how would Desilous know what you looked like Zehn? you know him in real life or something? :\

Unless Dalenn was really really drunk, that's Desilous. Uh, based on what?

im asuming he meant no one knew bout his suspension?

Pretty much everyone knew about that Tiefin. It's a combination of things actually. 8/

And I have my pictures on my website, plus in the RL pictures thread.

Zehn don't be an asshole. There's no way that was Chenoa.

probably one of the lowest things you can do is rip on someone for how they look. It's a game, looks don't mean jack shit in everquest, it's the personality and player behind the character.

Ad Hominem baby.

He needed "ripping lessons". I can rip on Zehn better by simply sneezing on my monitor.

Heh, for what it's worth Zehn, Desilous' piss poor attempt at GMing speaks volumes for his personality.

Fucker was about as useful as an ashtray on a Harley when it came to anything greater than "Omg Soandso is calling me namez0rz!!!1" and even then he'd just log off half way through trying to help people anyway.

Dont worry about him punking you out, as...

a) it was as you claimed 4am - nobody but sad pathetic insomniacs have the mental capacity to flame over the Internet at that time.

b) it's harder to retort toward someone with the mental capacity of a cabbage - they tend to go "huh?" a lot.

c) it's difficult to retort when the person spams you none-stop and doesnt let you get a word in edgeways.

Desilous claims he was drunk, but looking at his pretty good job of maintaining coherent sentences he was obviously just releasing some pent up aggression. What's the matter Desi? Boyfriend stopped pumping your ass when you lost your job?

Fucking idiot...

well, whoever the dezzy guy is, hes pretty fucking stupid

rofl what kind of insults are those


entire conversation pretty much consisted of "Dezzy" spamming the shit out of his victim
please. lets all grow up today.




oh wheeee

You are cluesless zagio, he didn't lost his job, he leads the GM admins now. Its called a promotion and I doubt its desilous that sent him those tells on irc.

Well, here's the IP

edited by ezboard to remove personal information used without permission

That is, unless I'm mistaken, a ISP. So if someone's just fucking around, it's either a awsome coinikidink, or they went to alot of trouble to really convince me otherwise. 8/

rofl nice "edit" ...................... ?

I edit posts which force a scrollbar along the bottom. Don't do it again plzkkthx next la!~

You are cluesless zagio, he didn't lost his job, he leads the GM admins now. Its called a promotion and I doubt its desilous that sent him those tells on irc.

No need to be vicious there Kinu, just because I'm an uninformed twat...

I heard when he stopped being lead GM for Ayonae Ro it was because he was fired, not that he was promoted. My bad I suppose, but hey, if it is him and you can link the IP to him, it wouldnt be hard to get his dumb ass fired simply by reporting his behaviour to a superior at Verant/Sony.

I'm pretty sure they wouldnt defend one of their employees who stalks and harrasses one of their customers/former customers, imagine the PR nightmare if they did and it got out heh.

I edit posts which force a scrollbar along the bottom. Don't do it again plzkkthx next la!~

try a resolution higher than 640x480 =]

I use 1280x1024 kkthxnext. 8(

lol right..........
dont know where your scroll bar problem is coming from them

I run opera in a slightly less then full screen resolution so I can tell when my mana's full...or at 3 AM make sure I don't accidentally lich to death.

Anyways, it's as disruptive as huge signatures, so like, 5 letters is enough to get your point across.

first if you meet someone in EQ that you dont like i have never understood why go to a board and flame there about it?

second to the person that wrote this "nobody but sad pathetic insomniacs have the mental capacity " i would like to ask if he/she has braindamage to insult people that actualy suffer from insomnia by TRYING not even succesfull at it i should add to insult someone thats drunk at 4am...
newsflash its RARE someone being drunk at 4 PM instead.
sorry to be rude but such a comment is just inconsidered and dumb.

well thats the end i suppose :lol :

Have a pleasant day.
Joe Dalton