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Arisensun
12-04-2003, 12:35 AM
I thought it would be fun to come up with ideas for future expansions. Here are some that I thought of:

Everquest: Milkin You'for Mor'emoney.
Everquest: Goin'gdown Hill
Everquest: Soesstock Drops Lowerth'enever
Everquest: ExecsSug Gestserver Wipes
Everquest: Legends of Boredom
Everquest: Operation: Nerf the Bards
Everquest: Dele'te Rangersto Saveh'dspace


Feel free to reply with your own ideas, since my poor attempt at humor has probably failed miserably.

Binuvin
12-04-2003, 12:38 AM
Hide this thread!!!!!!!!!!

Dear God, if anyone from SOE saw this, they might take ye up on yer ideas :)

Shewdogg
12-04-2003, 01:05 AM
EverQuest: The Fall of Outdated Game Engines.

MarzMartini
12-04-2003, 01:27 AM
Everquest: Mass Termination of Service

Kivorn
12-04-2003, 01:52 AM
EverQuest: I got the idea by smoking a lot of pot.
EverQuest: Not sold in stores, 'cause it's a piece of shit.

I have pablo in my blood.

trimlock
12-04-2003, 02:54 AM
everquest: the still most played game, and most hated

ThePerfectFlaw
12-04-2003, 04:17 AM
EverQuest: Taking cybersex to an even more lame level.

Dahlila
12-04-2003, 08:10 AM
Everquest: I'm never playing this game again for the 4th time

Prezto
12-04-2003, 08:17 AM
Everquest: Boobies and Beer
Everquest: Beat the Geeks
Everquest: Error 1018
Everquest: Your Subscription has Expired

Anterak
12-04-2003, 11:44 AM
Everquest : Pumping your money since 1998. (sorry Sel)
Everquest : The Return of the Nerf Bat
Everquest : Why do I love this game ? (

Anterak
12-04-2003, 11:54 AM
Oops forgot one.
Everquest : And what about 5 more levels? :evil

Zagio
12-04-2003, 01:58 PM
EverQuest: Ale and Whores

I'd buy it!

Berthold1
12-04-2003, 02:40 PM
Everquest: Too Ubah for you to do
Everquest: Only high end guilds need buy
Everquest: SOE, the Money Pit to Hell

Gerfs
12-04-2003, 03:35 PM
Everquest: Gerf's reign as president!

Cloudwalker21
12-05-2003, 02:55 AM
Everquest: return of the crappy PoP flag system disguised as something else
Everquest: items no longer drop, you have to turn in special vouchers that work on the same lines as parchments/runes
Everquest: WTF are you still playing this game?
Everquest: How to assasinate the designers of this game
Everquest: Classes still arent balanced, whats new?

Cloudwalker21
12-05-2003, 02:58 AM
oops... missed two.

Everquest: Spells are a thing of the past.
Everquest: LFG

Kaleadar SpiritCaller
12-05-2003, 01:12 PM
everquest: Less Tech suppot... more fuck ups...
everquest: one handed
everquest: 400... (the 400th buck you payed on an expantion)
everquest: laggerquest
everquest: we own you

Thormir
12-05-2003, 03:34 PM
EverQuest: I hate myself for loving you
EverQuest: What to kill when the gods are dead
EverQuest: The Scars of Carpal Tunnel Surgery
EverQuest: Lost Dungeons of the Previous 5 Expansions

Cloudwalker21
12-05-2003, 08:28 PM
oh another...

Everquest: Coping with Divorce
Everquest: Timesinks R' Us

Gerfs
12-05-2003, 08:45 PM
EverQuest: The Scars of Carpal Tunnel SurgeryEverQuest: Lost Dungeons of the Previous 5 Expansions

HAHAHHA:rollin :lol

RolielKotN
12-05-2003, 09:13 PM
Everquest: The Shadows of Seratonin's Ass Crack

Gerfs
12-05-2003, 09:24 PM
I think that should be Lost dungeon IN Serationins asscrack Roliel! :)

RolielKotN
12-05-2003, 09:33 PM
I won't be visiting there. :(

aesahaetr
12-07-2003, 12:12 AM
Everquest: Miss world's choc wrestling arena of certain ejaculation...

Everquest: I play FFXI and i miss EQ,fucking subliminal messages!

Everquest: 'Insert own title here' our title creators are off playing Warcraft in preparation for WoW!,...the bastards

Willgatus Airslasher
12-07-2003, 03:05 AM
Everquest: The Fall of GPA
Everquest: The Scars of Cockblocking
Everquest: <expansion name here> Now with a prepaid visit to a marriage counselor!

MarzMartini
12-07-2003, 03:32 AM
Everquest: A division of Time-Warner-AOL-Sony-Microsoft Inc.

Lleauric
12-07-2003, 03:38 AM
Everquest: The Final Insult

Everquest: Quest to Pay for the new Porsche

Everquest: Apathy

MarzMartini
12-07-2003, 04:24 AM
Everquest: Cybersex now permited in open channels

ThePerfectFlaw
12-07-2003, 05:00 AM
EverQuest: Join Now for a free Planetside 2 Beta account!

Tierfin
12-07-2003, 05:15 AM
clever...

rofl@EverQuest: Join Now for a free Planetside 2 Beta account!

good one zehn :)

Prezto
12-07-2003, 06:03 AM
Everquest:XBox Edition
Everquest:NGAGE Edition
Everquest:TI-86 Edition

Sythevicious
12-07-2003, 07:15 AM
Everquest: Bugquest....where you the player, fixes our bugs for us.

Blloodsport Foehammer
12-07-2003, 07:16 AM
Everquest:TI-86 Edition

If only it was the TI89 version...

Santerre
12-09-2003, 09:17 PM
You guys are mostly missing the fact that every expansion has has be "Something of Something"... Like

Everquest: Illusions of Class Balance
Everquest: Raids of Repitition
Everquest: Lost Timesinks of Odus

Santerre
12-09-2003, 09:18 PM
Nice grammar, Shash!

Prezto
12-10-2003, 08:06 AM
Everquest: Whiners and Lootwhores
Everquest: Us v. Them
Everquest: Rocket Arena

Xanaron
12-10-2003, 11:00 AM
if they did Rocket Arena, I'd consider giving these whores my money again.

Popi Tinythug
12-12-2003, 02:13 AM
Everquest: You know you love it, buy the damn expansion already.

Entrails Hehlraiser
12-12-2003, 08:09 AM
Everquest: The Ghettos of Freeport
Everquest: YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED

dextorr
12-12-2003, 05:09 PM
Everquest: Nasty Asslings
Everquest: Resurgence of Asslings
Everquest: Las Vegas Casino's
Everquest: International Currency Exchange

Lyshan
12-12-2003, 05:13 PM
Everquest: Empty Box

Because you know you have to friggen own them all.

ThePerfectFlaw
12-12-2003, 05:21 PM
EverQuest: Lost Secret Antechambers of the Lost Dungeons of Norrath.

MarzMartini
12-12-2003, 09:46 PM
Everquest Everquest Everquest: If you don't buy it, you're nothin'!