This - is a good thing. Modern Drunkard Magazine has been having a fantasy drinking tournament, facing history's great alcoholics against each other, with ringside commentary from Sir Laurence Olivier and Howard Cosell.

The Contenders
Humphrey Bogart 20-1
Charles Bukowski 8-1
Richard Burton 40-1
Lord Byron 30-1
Winston Churchill 6-1
William Faulkner 10-1
W.C. Fields 3-1
F. Scott Fitzgerald 60-1
Jackie Gleason 3-1
Ernest Hemingway 8-1
Dorothy Parker 60-1
Edgar Allen Poe 80-1
Dean Martin 12-1
Babe Ruth 25-1
Dylan Thomas 10-1
Orson Welles 15-1


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Man Gleason owned Hemingway.