Inspired by the military and the movies we love, what's your favorite insult to sling at someone when they REALLY piss ye off?

My favorite is from a Sgt Major I had while in the middle east.

"Ahhh, so you think yer funny, don't ya Cockjaws!"

And you were the result of the fastest sperm? *shakes head and walks away*

Not the fastest, just the one with automatic weapons and great aim. :D

Great comeback! However, that was the insult I like... was not aiming it at you. <grin>

Another one:

You just got off the short bus, right?

Why don't you go outside and play a nice game of hide and go fuck your self.

Hehehehe, I know, just had to be said :D

Here's another:

"You should have been a blow job!"

Shut up, Amplifyre

Dfrac

Favorite insult: I would have been your dad, but the dog beat me over the fence.

Sothgar Spongepants
65 Mage

I wish I could think of clever, spur of the moment insults, but the fight or fight reflex I have blots out many high brain functions when I get pissed off. So, I have a couple of standard insults handy.

For males:
Broke-dick son of a bitch (must be said with poor grammar intact)
Fratboy
and, thanks to Corrections CHOMO.


For females:
Sperm burping gutter slut
Telling a woman to shut her cum-catcher is guaranteed to get a reaction!

You are a load that should have been swallowed.

To quote one of the best actors of our time, from a great novel and movie.

I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

I could have been in your guild, but my parents were married.

Are you related to Ampliphyer?

You're a regular Pinches!

Nice ass. What you been feeding it? Cock?

Buzz > all!


Ibudin

'Heres a glass"
*why*
"So you can fill it with some shut the fuck up"

"Shut your cock holster"

*throw someone a spoon*
"Eat my ass"

Your mama's so fat she puts mayonaise on her aspirin.

Here are the only two insults i can find from Frodlin. He is on funny motherfucker.

"If I felt you were worthy of being my doormat, I'd make you mine, but the soles of my shoes would never forgive me for removing the protective layer of dogshit forcing them to come into contact with you."

"No I don't like you because you're the kind of retard that needs a color chart next to the mirror in his bedroom so that he knows whether that warm liquid dripping down the side of his mouth is semen or drool."

People do silly things when cameras are present....

I take these silly things and use them as my trump cards....

Person_01: Hey you're talking to my girlfriend.....
Me: Yeah, she told me you guys weren't bf/gf after I showed her (pulls out pictures from last weeks drunk fest) these.

It's pretty funny because they know they're had.

Deer in the headlights.

I would love to see your view point but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

and my all time favorite, first spoken by the lord of insults we affectionately called Runt:

Feel free to eat the peanuts out my shit and wash it down with a great big cup of Go fuck Yerself!

I wouldn't even fuck her with your dick.

You have a face like a can of smashed assholes.

To follow up on Shews one

I wouldn't fuck you with Shew's dick and Balty pushing.

I wouldn't even fuck her with your dick.

similar to that, to quote my friend

"I wouldnt hit that with my car."

I wouldn't fuck you with Marz' dick, Baltyn pushing, and Zehn cheering me on for moral support.

my all time favourite insult is:

"you fucking american..."

that's such a diss it hurts!

Osgil wins. classic :)

If I wanted your opinion I would come to where you work and jump on the end of the bed.

Cum guzzling gutter slut

If I want Any lip from you I'll scape it of my zipper.

'Fuck off.'

toss spot, wank stain.

or in Halo's case: Flybot =)

One good cut down deserves another.
Between my legs hangs your mother!

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!

If I had a time machine I'd pay for your mother's abortion

thought of another one I'm keen on...

talking to you is like masturbating with sand paper, slightly amusing but mostly painful

haha good thread

~Sense

You know they say you are what you eat... and you look like you just ate a big fat guy.

Your papa jerked off in yer momma's shoes and let the flies do the rest...

Aalamar

"Do you suck dicks? Bullshit, I'll bet you can suck golfballs through a garden hose!"

-Ickabob Krayne-

insult lessons:

if you are going to lower you self to act like you are in grade school you have to at least improve on your insult skill.

come up with something orignal, after you insult someone and they just stand there confused trying to figure out what you just told them, you win.

some of the ones i have picked up

Fat sack of fat

Eat a bowl of fuck

someone says your ugly or something you reply MIND YOUR OWN FACE!

He smells so bad he makes onions cry.

Kad

Zenrk Shut the fuck up .. YOu stupid hore lying sack of shit.. i like to stick you moms dick all the way to the back of your mouth. Now how about some marinated sauce to go with that ??!

Unzips "open up here it comes a load " YOU CUM SPONGE"

now this is what i called insult.. please DRIVE THROUGH GREY NUTS

That's pretty obscene, Noar, but I don't know if I'd be that insulted if someone said such things to me. Offended, maybe, but not insulted. :/

The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg

Zenrk Shut the fuck up .. and whateve the fuck else he said

That was a pretty lame attempt at a flame, and an even lamer attempt at trying to be funny.

You get the sad euro face. :(

Except... That wasn't a sad euro face.

Ayonae Ro is famous.

Do a google search for sad euro face

Google! (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=sad+euro+face&btnG=Google+Search)

( (http://www.sadeurofaces.com)


ya i bought the domain

" I'm gonna rip out your eyeballs and skull fuq ya "

I'd insult you but I've already wasted enough of my time pitying you.

Your village called, they want their idiot back

Now I understand where the stupid blonde sterotype comes from.

THIS is why inbreeding is wrong.

Your mom came over today and gave me the $2.00 back.

Anyone else get a chubby looking at Eluzal's sig? >: )

Bloody emotes.... I meant evil smily face /sigh

Oh yeah that red X really does it fer me :rolleyes

It was up this morning =( But now my site's down and won't display my sig (which I host on my site) /cry I want my naked woman sig back.

:(

Zenrk, why did you need MS FrontPage to make the web page on that domain :(

"Dude, you act just like Fazin.."

ZING!

What was your mom thinking? If I was her i`d of found the first rusty coathanger to scrape you out with.

and if someone is cursing in /shout or /ooc
Pottymouth! And to think you kiss your momma with that mouth.

Your momma is so ugly she made a freight train take a dirt road!

Aoneiel Madfaulker
65 warrior

Learned to shape up my insult skills thanks to Zenrk's great post..

1. Fuck you lightbulb dick cruncher!

2. Eat pee!!!

3. You're gay you big fat gay fag!

-Ickabob Krayne-