http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081009/ap_on_fe_st/odd_husband_burned

(AP) BRADENTON, Fla. - Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband's groin. Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 52-year-old woman on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm. The woman was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.

Authorities say the woman boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff's report.The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report said the woman did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.


What a way to win that last argument.

And we return to Guy rule #14:


"Never, ever, sleep with someone crazier than you!"


Of course, it is possible he actually was crazier than her....but he was sleeping.

Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 52-year-old woman on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm. The woman was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.

Do NOT F*%K with the Manatees!

They have big flippers and won't hesitate to B*#CH slap anyone who gets out of line in Manatee County.


Cheers,

Never, ever, sleep with someone crazier than you!"

Are you trying to tell me you have actually met sane females ?????.......Please tell me your secret!

As a native Floridiot I LOL@ the Manatee comment. :)

All women are crazy. It's just how willing you are to put up with that craziness, and if that craziness equates into wild sex, that is the question.....:devil

I bet the bastard deserved it. At least she didn't chop it off sheeesh you guys whine too much.

Near Reading....oh sorry wrong thread.

Tonight on "Ow, my balls!"...