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fildien
06-25-2009, 05:49 PM
Michael Jackson is dead, apparent heart attack.

http://www.tmz.com/
Kelraz Bladesinger
06-25-2009, 06:00 PM
It was a suicide pact.
Bylimet Spiritwalker
06-25-2009, 06:22 PM
McMahon, Fawcett and Jackson. That was the quickest threesome of celebrity deaths I can recall.
Rybit
06-25-2009, 07:10 PM
Grim Reaper--staying busy... RIP to all the legends.
Bise
06-25-2009, 11:32 PM
Lee Majors is next....
DiscW
06-25-2009, 11:43 PM
I look at Michael Jackson in the same way as Chris Benoit, disgusting people that did despicable things, yet I can still appreciate their work.

While he was one of the finest pop musicians ever, it's hard to mourn a child molester.
velvetsilence
06-26-2009, 12:56 AM
While he was one of the finest pop musicians ever, it's hard to mourn a child molester.


Ditto!
Haloface
06-26-2009, 01:23 AM
/Agree!
Sanchek
06-26-2009, 01:34 AM
http://picturesforsadchildren.com/blog/famous.png
LummusL
06-26-2009, 06:27 AM
When Farrah Facett arrived in Heaven, God granted her one wish.

She wished for all the children of the Living Earth to be safe.

Thus...God killed Micheal Jackson
Bylimet Spiritwalker
06-26-2009, 06:36 AM
/applaud San and Lum
Rybit
06-26-2009, 02:02 PM
Black Michael Jackson was a legend.

White Michael Jackson was just weird. I suppose for rich people you would say he's "eccentric." Having said that, his estate is $400M in debt, but possesses $1B in assets from owning the rights to more than 250 Beatles songs as well as his own intellectual property. I suppose his estate still would be classified as "rich."
Elemak the Enchanter
06-26-2009, 06:31 PM
Due to the fact that MJ was 95% plastic at the time of death, he will be recycled into Lego bricks so for once, the kids can play with him...
lokase
06-26-2009, 08:20 PM
That was fast, and they even got the white part down too:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/jackolegoDM2301_468x661.jpg


Cheers,
Jedd Corpse
06-26-2009, 08:40 PM
This just in... It was food poisoning from a 12 year old weiner!
420
06-26-2009, 10:06 PM
Authorities have announced that they will be melting MJ's body down in order to make plastic toys so that kids can play with him for a change. :D
Kelraz Bladesinger
06-26-2009, 10:32 PM
Authorities have announced that they will be melting MJ's body down in order to make plastic toys so that kids can play with him for a change. :D

... :confused:
Elemak the Enchanter
06-26-2009, 11:02 PM
he was too busy toking up to realize i posted the same damn joke earlier
Rover
06-27-2009, 08:44 AM
he was too busy toking up to realize i posted the same damn joke earlier

hahaha
Haloface
06-27-2009, 10:05 AM
Oohh.. a new person! ARE YOU A TORY OR A WHIG?!?!
Bylimet Spiritwalker
06-27-2009, 05:26 PM
Oohh.. a new person! ARE YOU A TORY OR A WHIG?!?!


Could be a Tigger or a Whory!! :eek:
fildien
06-30-2009, 11:52 AM
Some twitter posts from waitingforzed....they made me giggle...


Found no connection between Michael Jackson & Billy Mays so he shouldn't become a zombie...wait. Oxyclean gets stuff REALLY white. Oh crap.



6:08 AM Jun 27th from web Creeped myself out with the thought of Jackson's zombie kids. Boarded up the doggie door. Sorry Mr. Muggles you stay outside with Zed.


1:02 PM Jun 26th from web They should burn Neverland Zombie Ranch to the ground before some barely dressed undead kid in bondage gear stumbles out and bites someone.

12:44 PM Jun 26th from web I wish the zombie hunter took out Jackson before he bit McMahon & Fawcett. Gues they shouldn't have gone to Neverland with the walking dead.

12:41 PM Jun 26th from web People seem upset that a hunter finally took out Jackson. THIS is why so many of you will get infected.A zombie is no longer your loved one!

12:34 PM Jun 26th from web People are surprised that Michael Jackson died & no one realizes he was a zombie despite the fact that his nose once fell off on LIVE TV.