A boy and his grandfather decide to go fishing one afternoon so they grab their gear and head out for the lake. A half hour goes by and grandpa pulls out a beer and starts drinking. The boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a drink of your beer?" and grandpa replies," Well I don’t know. Does your pecker wrap around and touch your butthole?" The boy responds with, "No grandpa it doesn’t." So grandpa tells him that he can’t have a drink.
A while later grandpa pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it. Again the boy asks, " Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?" and grandpa asks the boy the same question, only to get the same response again.
A while goes by and the little boy pulls out 2 huge chocolate chip cookies and starts eating them. This time grandpa asks, "Boy that sure looks delicious, can I have one of those cookies?" The boy then asks," I don’t know grandpa, does your pecker wrap around and touch your butthole?" The grandpa gets a big smile and says," It sure does". The boy then says," Well then go fuck yourself, grandma made these for me."

:devil

lmao, I heard that one befor.. but its still funny everytime