I like to think people would just give a dog a bone, but in a nautical sense they just wont leave me alone. So what I like to do is give a dog a boner......or actually what I meant to say is small children. I would think people would just leave them alone, but not me. I'm the kind of guy who likes that kind of stuff, but don't get me wrong, I'm Catholic so it's ok. My name is ~Wes and I'm an alcoholic. People think I drink too much but what they don't know is that I'm a pedophile, and that is way worse than being a raging alcoholic. Which, I'm not saying that I'm drunk right now but if you had to guess that I was DrUnK, you might be correct. "I like small butts and I can not lie, you other Catholics can't deny, that when a kid walks in with an itty bitty waist and small thing in your face you get sprung! Wanna throw out your tounge. I just can't handle myself I'm acting like an animal." I like that song, it reminds me of the good old days. Especially the part when it starts talking about animals, ahhh those were the days.

~Wes

Did you just admit to everyone you like the butts on small children?

I'm a pedophile
Thought what he said was pretty clear

hee hee.

:- there, attention, satisfied?

Back to your fucking hole.