Just to show I have a sense of humor too.

Create your very own George W. Bush conspiracy theory. (http://www.buttafly.com/bush/)

'George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that The Jews could conquer The French.'

I told ya...


ps: no option for WMD? This site has been created by Bush' PR men...

From the same site, gangsta rap and PHP. Fun.

www.buttafly.com/originals/program.php (http://www.buttafly.com/originals/program.php)

George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that SUV owners, big corporations, the Jews, and Rush Limbaugh could oppress Michael Moore.

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that The Jews could steal from liberals.

George W Bush invaded Iraq so that white men could upset welfare workers

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that The Jews, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could kill Michael Moore.

George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that the Jews, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, and oil companies could oppress minorities.

How about this one:

All the bombings in Iraq are done by the CIA, because Bush want to prevent democratization of Iraq.

Sadly, that one isn't from any parody site. It's from "Aftonbladet", one of Sweden's two big tabloid newspapers. :(
www.aftonbladet.se/vss/ku...55,00.html (http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/kultur/story/0,2789,453455,00.html)

A much more likely theory is that the forces behind the bombings are Sunni. More on that in the "Islam" thread.

Well leave it to Ed to derail a perfectly light hearted political thread.

Back to the subject of jokes, highschool students demand that Bush will make his next war upon some country that is easy to spell and to find on the map.

www.satirewire.com/news/j...aphy.shtml (http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/geography.shtml)

George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that big corporations and SUV owners could offend minorities.

George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that big corporations and white men could steal from minorities.

Heres a good one.

www.takebackthemedia.com/bushnonazi.html (http://www.takebackthemedia.com/bushnonazi.html)

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that the Christian Coalition could kill liberals.