My laziness has led me to this gem of an ad found on these very boards. Since I never login, I get to read all the ads. Normally, I don't even notice them. However, this particular ad for the Russian Mail Order brides simply could not be passed up :)

I began briefly browsing the website. Of course, the first 20-30 women were attractive, but once you got past that it went down hill fast. Below is a picture of the ad + a HOTTIE I was able to find. I placed red check marks next to the attributes I found most attractive.

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http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=headerbp4.jpg

Oipunx, you dork ;). On a more serious note, I have to feel (kinda) for the socially inept or just plain misogynistic who turn to mail order bride services based on the (often misplaced) idea that the *girls* who sign up for this will be sweet little submissive angels who will be so impressed by their benefactor's charms (or wallet and promise of a green card, at least) that they'll happily and perkily fulfill said optomist's fantasies of a combination enthusiastic housemaid and exotic sex slave... at least until said residency papers are in hand, anyway ;). The reason these women are signing up are overwhelmingly economic, and they go into it with cold hard pragmatism in mind...

This form of gullibility doesn't just occur among men, but certainly is more common due to the fact that they're more often 'buying'. The poor author of the novel/movie "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" had to eat considerable crow when her young Jamaican love match asked for a divorce immediately after he found out that his citizenship application was going to be approved, informing her that he was homosexual ;). She tried to bring him up on fraud charges with INS, he countersued for his share of the royalties on her book/screenplay...

Folks who decide to go in for this sort of thing, thinking they'll somehow make a better (or more formally traditional) match than they could get at home would be well advised to keep their prospective partner's, as well as their, priorities in mind ;).

Regards,
Nydia

I figure it's more like legal prostitution.

I thought adultfriendfinder had that cornered.

Okay, legal prostitution and maid service.

Okay, legal prostitution and maid service.

But how is any other marriage different?

It's much more expensive.

If you marry local, you'll end up with neither service!

Zing!

I would order one!... If my wife would let me =P

Don't hate on Adult Friend Finder, there are some nice people on there. Granted you really have to look for them, though....;)

Damn Oip, she looks a hell of a lot like this lady that is always occupying the last seat in the corner at the local bar; always seems to be alone, until about, oh, 12:45am.

Dude, find out if she has a hot sister and hook a brother up.

Damn Oip, she looks a hell of a lot like this lady that is always occupying the last seat in the corner at the local bar; always seems to be alone, until about, oh, 12:45am.



A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2?