But not the global warming you might think....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071213/sc_livescience/magmamaybemeltinggreenlandice;_ylt=AoKuBlSvz_8uOde E9bdfo5MDW7oF

Global warming may not be the only thing melting Greenland. Scientists have found at least one natural magma hotspot under the Arctic island that could be pitching in.

this is a Wake Up Call For Oceania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so begins the War on Magma.

Do not anger the Magma men or their allies the Molepeople!!

Do not anger the Magma men or their allies the Molepeople!!

No need to fear the Molepeople.

They have closed off all means of contact with a world that could drive George Reeves to commit suicide; he was a hero to them, too. :(