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dfrac
06-09-2004, 04:05 PM
>: FD... VA.... VT.... DXXT.... TVK..... $#@&^$#&^$@) #&^^@!% $( !!!1!!11

I figured it was only a matter of time, so I would just get things off to a good start.

*#$^%@_%$&^# >: >: >:

Damn you! Someone will PAY for this!!!

Thormir
06-09-2004, 04:16 PM
Damn you! Someone will PAY for this!!!
SOE thanks you for this month's payment. =)

Nekko 1
06-09-2004, 04:18 PM
Hmmm.. Final Destiny and Vallis A where in vex thall. while on the dxxt, someone coh passed to the TVK and a big train came, and then ooc and shouts were filled with colorful words and phrases ?

/shrug my deciphering skills could be rusty

dfrac
06-09-2004, 04:19 PM
No, just bitching. Nothing to see here. Move along :D

moklianne
06-09-2004, 04:25 PM
There was no leapfrogging. He's just bitching

LummusL
06-09-2004, 08:02 PM
FD had not been in VT for over 3 months. Considering that it was a zone that we could visit, we visited it. We got there before you did and we stayed until we were done. We beat you fair and square. We didn't have to cheat or train or leap frog or CoTH anywhere you couldn't CoTH. Had the Asian Alliance gone in there or Turul Legion or any other guild BUT Final Destiny, its doubtful that there would be this stupid post. Obviously this is just sour grapes because we decided to allow some of our newer members, who recently obtained VT keys, the opportunity to visit the zone they worked so hard to gain access to.

Maybe this sets a new precedent for bitch threads. Everytime one guild starts on a target or zone before another due to whatever reason, be it Timezone differences, lazy clerics, full moon, etc etc, feel free to come here and whine like a 2 year old. Anyway, grats on yet another pointless gripe that no one outside of a few members of VA will give even the slightest of a shit about and an even smaller number of FD members. :b

dfrac
06-09-2004, 09:47 PM
Try reading my post again...

A sense of humor is a wonderful thing. Really, it is.

LummusL
06-09-2004, 10:31 PM
Most of the post looks like you hit the shift key and mashed the top row number keys. :rollin

Very funny!

Garrath
06-10-2004, 09:14 PM
Its a well known fact that Summul does not have a sense of humor. Dark elf clerics seldom do.

Sage Garrath Moore
Final Destiny
Arcanist

dfrac
06-10-2004, 09:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Goddamn. I just figured that we always had SOME sort of angry whinepost whenever VA and FD were in a zone together, thought I'd make a bit of a joke of it.

But no, please, seriously, do you think any more of you humorless gits could give me shit about it? Not just here of course, I refer to the total compounded shit.

And in closing:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, "I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel." You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.

Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.


P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Thormir
06-10-2004, 09:39 PM
...and generally Not Good
Holy shit, the gloves are off!

LadyStarrieDancer
06-11-2004, 07:34 AM
Can never mess with a dwarf :lol A warrior one at that.

Anterak
06-11-2004, 08:18 AM
Nice copy/paste. :b

Haloface
06-11-2004, 11:51 AM
Go Dfrac! Go Dfrac! It's yer birthday! La la la!

Tremain Bladesinger
06-11-2004, 09:29 PM
Here i was hoping for a good old school guild h8 thread, damn you to hell for getting my hopes up Dfrac. I guess the fact that its not on page 8 by now should've tipped me off.

Slant Earthshaker
06-11-2004, 09:50 PM
I swear its impossible to read a message for 3 months without someone copy/pasting that stupid pre-made rant. Seeing it makes me want to shove my hand through my monitor and choke whoever posted it.

ThePerfectFlaw
06-12-2004, 05:39 AM
Someone should lock this thread...it's pointless.

Slant Earthshaker
06-12-2004, 05:40 AM
I figured you guys were just tossing dice to figure out who gets to do it.

Yajj
06-14-2004, 06:59 PM
game . . .blouses!