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MarzMartini
11-20-2003, 09:41 PM
Hopefully he likes being the "little boy" in prison!
Osgiliath666
11-20-2003, 10:33 PM
Heh.. he is one of the wierdest people on this planet. Even if convicted do you think Cali would just toss him in Pelican Bay? Hell no. he'll get a nice clean cell in a protected wing of some Lock down Penitentary.
Karmon Shadowstalker
11-20-2003, 10:43 PM
they should chuck Jacko in a real prison for just 48 hours or so.

I would bet MONEY he wouldn't live a night.
Shynia S
11-20-2003, 11:53 PM
he'll get a nice clean cell in a protected wing of some Lock down Penitentary

That's actually true. That's what they do with superstars so they don't get messed up or messed with by the inmates. They have their own cell, go to meals at different times, have outside breaks at different times. All special so they don't get messed with.

We all know if they didn't do that and Mikey goes to jail then he would be beaten to death because inmates don't take kindly to child mosleters. He would be traded around for a pack of cigs then beaten to death.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/navigator/moon.gif

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chiefMCchief
11-21-2003, 12:02 AM
Im and Idoit who need to quit spamming the boards with this
zarkarin
11-21-2003, 12:15 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2003/images/11/20/top.main.mugshot.jpg


omg my eyes
Talveran Shadowbomb
11-21-2003, 03:19 PM
I am torn what is worse, ASCO or this.
Sothgar
11-21-2003, 07:16 PM
Bah he is already out on a 3 million dollar bail.....There is justice for ya.

Sothgar
ehrnam
11-21-2003, 07:50 PM
Q: How do you know when its time for bed in Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart?
A: He heard that little boy's trousers were half off.

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite Chinese soup?
A: Creme of Sum Yung Gai.

Q: What is brown with white spots and is found in little boy's underwear?
A: Michael Jackson's hand

Q: What did Lisa Marie Presley sing on their honeymoon night?
A: "Love Me Tender"

Q: What did Michael Jackson sing on their honeymoon night?
A: "Just Beat It
Haloface
11-22-2003, 03:35 PM
Ah, jokes about child abuse.

The wit.
rich0077
11-23-2003, 04:14 AM
what is odds they find the freak dead with a bottle of sleeping pills in the next 5 years?
Spekter
11-25-2003, 12:38 PM
umm.. yeh
and now he has his own website about it.

mjnews.com

(rolls her eyes)