Halo's and Crist0's my pee's bigger than your thread

[Baltyn]

Here you go guys have at each other

[Crist0]

Thanks, I would like to start off with a big hearty Fuck You, Dickhead to Halo and Taino(so he doesn't feel left out).

More to follow as soon as Halo gives me material to work with(won't take long).

[Crist0]

So like, do I win if he doesn't show?

[Dartaignon]

Doesn't matter, because my internet penis dwarfs both of yours. /flex

[Breezen]

Gratz Crist0,

You WON...Think the 2 fags are together somewhere atm so check back in like a week.

Gratz,
Breezen

[Haloface]

Hey Breezen, how's the new guild?
hahahahahahaha *wipes a tear* Oh my.

And yes, Crist0 pwned me. I spent my afternoon crying.

Please don't attempt to compare me to some random dumb twat like Crist0, who comes and goes with the seasons. I've been on this board since before his mum got those tatoo's done, mentioned in the thread below. Below is down, fyi.

[Hubbe]

Breezen, bitter much?

[Breezen]

Bitter from?
The fact I was in Legend of the Jokers? No / 60% of the Jokers are the best people you can talk too. As for Taino, Halo, Iran, few others are the fags of Legend of the Fags. Dont like what I said then fuck off or should I say "Fuck off Kid" like some dumbass chanter in Jokers.
Bitter for telling Taino and few others they could kiss my ass ? Why would I be Bitter?

As far as my guild ... Best people you can talk 2 ... If you wanna talk shit 2 me then come with it just leave them out if ...

Breezen

[Buyza]

Just judging by what halo said, correct me if I Am wrong. Areyou laughing cause breezen is now in a worse guild that is suppose to be shitty? If so, I must say, I do not remember LoTJ being this amazing guild. You guys are not even top 5 and are nothing to be awwd at.

[Brellin]

heh, LoTJ will be the next guild in elementals, considering they only need 2 more kills to be flagged for it. I'd rank them #5 or 6 as far as high end guilds go, either tied with or right behind RiP.

[Buyza]

Wow let me correct my self and give lotj a well respective bow for being almost top 5...congrats...thats really not amazing whatsoever.

[Talari]

I think that 5 or 6 is really good, and especially for us cause we work with low numbers in the 3 raids that we have a week. We are no FOH, EW, Afterlife or any of those other guilds, but hey I think we do alright for ourselves.

[Buyza]

Sure not in a position to be laughing at other guilds.

[Shewdogg]

You guys are just hot headed faggots. Piss off.

[Crist0]

Please don't attempt to compare me to some random dumb twat like Crist0, who comes and goes with the seasons. I've been on this board since before



HaloChanter
Member Since :: August 6, 2001 (Global User)



Crist0
Member Since :: November 30, 2000 (Global User)


Thank you, drive through fuckwit.

[Crist0]

So shew, how's puberty going?

Need any more advice on girls from the aro community?

[Taino]

Member Since :: August 6, 2001 (Global User)
Don't wanna stir up shit but being a global user of ezboard does in no way express since when you are an ARo Member.
/hide

[Crist0]

Considering the server split was in January 2001 and the boards were up shortly after, halo didn't even have an account until 6-8 months after boards were created...I was reading/posting here since shortly after the boards were started.

Halo just doesn't have any ammo, and is still flustered from the resurfacing of the dreaded sheep picture.

What am I saying, Halo never has anything but off target one liner potshots.

[Cenaden]

Cenaden
Total Posts :: 890
Member Since :: June 29, 2000 (Global User)


Win!

--Cen

[DiscW]

Halo never has anything but off target one liner potshots

Actually, he used to post somewhat intelligent things. Why he descended into pathetic trolling is one of the many mysteries of the internet.

[Aalanek Bonesnapper]

Grats Crist0 for making the elder title and flaming Halo the same time!

:b


Sig too Large thank you come again

[Virulent Incubus]

If i'm RIght Halo accuially had another SN for the boards before halochanter.

[ainwein]

Halo Nipple
Total Posts :: 144
Member Since :: May 14, 2001 (Global User)

[DaltenEQ]

Since me and Cristo go way back before EQ, i'll have agree with his sentiments. Its a Tribes thing, god knows we saved each other's ass in teh [P] a bunch of times. In the end Haloface, you really are just a scrawny guy trying to make your dick seem bigger than it really is, over the internet. Your idol is basically L2, which is fine in and of itself but you try way too hard when you shouldn't and not hard enough when you should(Read: He actually argue's points not avoiding shit using phrases like "ROFFAL Who's guild are you in NOW!? LOLOLOL@U!!"

As for Taino... well I ressed him in Karnor's basement once like 2 years ago and it took awhile for his guildies to realize standing in the middle of a room with a ton of undead running around isn't a good place to loot your corpse. My clr had epic though so it was all in good fun.

Peace, shitheads.

[Breezen]

Halo said " Hows the new guild, Breezen?

Hmm What would I say other then Pretty damn good ... Some how Carnage of War kills Tunderclap in BoT ( Lighting / Fire Mini guy ) with only 16 and yet doesnt Jokers still farm him with 30+ ? Lets not get into the guild fact here ...

Thanks,
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=695361" target="_new">Sage Breezen Koadic</a>
Proud Leader of <a href="http://www.eq-aed.org/cow" target="_new">Carnage of War</a>

[Anterak]

Breezen pwned me yesterday in a duel to death, and he has no remorse. :(

(But I'll get my revenge dude ;) )

[AngztGegner]

Need any more advice on girls from the aro community?

Funny :)

[Haloface]

Fucking post got fucking wiped, fucking back button.

'Actually, he used to post somewhat intelligent things. Why he descended into pathetic trolling is one of the many mysteries of the internet. '

- Because this entire community is now a fucking twat fest. Infested with complete wankers like Crist0 and his fan-boys. So I figured, Madonna style, I'd get with the times. See, I fit right in with this pond of scum.
Breezen, keep buying your way to the top. A few more 100k and you'll be getting rezzed in all sorts of Elemental zones. Good job on the Tower lords. Xanamech isn't too far away now!!!11one!111two!11!!

How dem girl problems going Shew? HAhahaa. Girl..problems.. hahaha. What a twat.

[SHAtrius]

Are you twelve in real life?

[Crist0]

Its a Tribes thing, god knows we saved each other's ass in teh [P] a bunch of times.


Hahaha yeah..you know its funny I still have that game in a dusty corner of my computer...

On a different note, I would like to beat my chest a little because I have fan boys now(Halo says it, it must be true!).

[Dartaignon]

Fan boys are fun. I get some of the strangest tells in game from people that read my ramblings.

The stragest to date happened on tuesday.

xx tells you, "I want to have your baby"

Damn!!

[Breezen]

Halo, How many more 100k's do I need for elemantal ? Gota have something to work towards... Funny thing is I might be getting rezzed in those zones, and that would make b/c I can enter that zone ... maybe someday we will see you in a Elemantal zone ... Whats your aa' count now Halo 22? Didnt spend hours upon hours with Taino you might lvl just little...Thats all for now ...

<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=596153" target="_new">Sage Breezen Koadic</a>
Proud Leader of <a href="http://www.eq-aed.org/cow" target="_new">Carnage of War</a>

PS. Ant you know I like you bro ... Your 1 the 60% of the jokers that isnt a fucking dumbass.

[Buyza]

Thats nothing dart, I get tells all the time with some wierd ass shit. I got a tell once saying "I would shit on your teeth if I knew you in RL for ruining the game" and of course my response was "what kind of closet homosexual would want to shit on a guys teeth?"

[almadar01]

Americans got no better insults to say than *i wanna shit on your teeth* ?? :rollin

[Buyza]

How you know he was american? I don't. Maybe he was a dirty hockey playing "a boot" canuk. Ever think of that? :)

[Bowler]

Probably German

[Vull]

lol

[trimlock]

i'm thinking german

[Haloface]

'Whats your aa' count now Halo 22?'

- 21, prick.
Oh noz, you havez0r more aaz0r than mez0r?!?!11one1?!









[My deepest apologies to anyone who have felt emotionally disturbed by my harsh use of 'z0r']

[amidgit]

Probably German


holy fuck , coke just shot out my nose from laughing at that... hahaha I was thinking the exact same thing.

What's up with Germans and their seemingly infatuation with anything to do with putting in or removing something from ones ass?

[Baltyn]

Because this entire community is now a fucking twat fest

Then why oh King of Queef do you even bother coming here?

[Wliten Arcanum]

Actually, after reading the "new high end guild" thread, it seems that Crist0, when compared to halo, is a dumbfuck.

And halo, you're actually right. In the NAG forum, there are people far worse then you, heh.

[DiscW]

Son of a... I just now realized I've been posting on my old name... damnit.

[Crist0]

Aww, Wilten, stoooop...I'm blushing!

[Haloface]

'Then why oh King of Queef do you even bother coming here? '

- What's a queef?

[Hubbe]

hrmm.. ive heard that somewhere.. southpark?

[Hubbe]

Halo its 33 or so.. Fly got you a few

[Slant Earthshaker]

- What's a queef?

I had always heard a queef (if thats even the correct spelling, I really dont know), is a pussy fart *shrug* I dont even know what a pussy fart is but, eh, there you go.

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

[ainwein]

A pussy fart can happen one of two ways (That I am aware of).

After sex, sometimes air will become trapped in the pussy and will sometimes be released if the girl moves, making a 'farting' type noise.

The second is weird. These girls I used to know could actually suck in air, do a rolling motion with their stomachs, and actually force air out of their pussy. It was weird and pretty gross. I still have no idea how they did this.

[Haloface]

There I was thinking it was a typo.
Huh.
This forum is a fountain of knowledge.

[DaltenEQ]

Hahaha yeah..you know its funny I still have that game in a dusty corner of my computer...

I played a little Tribes 2 a cpl weeks ago, after by some miracle I remembered my login info from 2 years ago. That game was such a POS when it came out, but nearly a 100MB worth of patching its actually pretty much a Tribes 1 with better graphics now and more weapons. Decent game, I can't get into though like I did T1 back in the day.

Sometimes though, I get these urges to play Rabbit, something about 10 people shooting at you and seeing how long you can survive makes it pretty fun. Getting air disc shots is fun as hell and the satisfaction that comes from making someone explode in mid air from a disc is huge~

[trimlock]

ahhh... mid 90's fps games, so much fun, so much time spent into them

[Baltyn]

Yes! Captain Quim can be taught something new it seems. Again, that still doesn't answer the question that is on all of our minds..."Why do you keep coming here if this board is nothing but a twat fest". It seems to me that would make you the biggest twat on the board.

[Crist0]

True, rabbit was fun..I was addicted to driving the tank in t2 though. Vehicle kills in a game = good stuff.