HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!*

*Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promises by the wishers to actually implement any of the
wishes for themselves or others, is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish expires within one year or until the issuance of a subsequent greeting, whichever comes first.


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice (with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all).

Furthermore, we offer our (non-binding) best wishes for the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year of 2006 but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have
helped make America great. (Which is not to imply that America is any
greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western
hemisphere). These wishes are offered without regard to race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, choice of computer platform or sexual
preference of the wishee.

Happy (if happiness is within your belief systems) Holidays (if you recognize them)

So sad and so true :(

wow. -_- I'm with Fildien here, sad but so true.