Ok, first, I know I'll eat shit for this for a long time, but there isn't a person on these boards who doesn't know about the goatse man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse) (worksafe Wikipedia link -- ok, well, quasi-worksafe. I have no idea what your corporate content filter might do when confronted with an encyclopedia page about the Goatse man and the goatse site).

Someone cross-posted a series of his videos to the normally straight alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica group tonight. ABME is my usual while-playing-poker porn browsing, but even I couldn't avoid looking at the train wreck that is the goatse man in motion picture.

Note: I don't find these videos erotic at all. In fact, outside of the dominance factor, I can take or leave hetero anal sex -- so, for me, solo male anal stretching and masturbation isn't erotic at all; but, at least to my sick mind, it is interesting in a Jim Rose circus sort of way. He's the anal answer to the Amazing Mr. Lifto (http://www.rankandrevue.net/archives/rr29/lifto.htm).

[Oddly, Chloe or Belladonna or Bridgette Kirkove abusing their asses might have been erotic -- but not Kirk]

Anyway, I'm not going to post direct links. But, for the internet wise, those people who can't avoid looking at a train wreck - I present to you the .NZB files to download hot hardcore male anal stretching and masturbation from the one and only goatse man.

If you construct this file, and use it to locate articles posted to USENET, and you watch them, and you're scarred for life, then, well, I warned you.

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Posts suggesting that I'm sort of fag will generally be ignored. After all, they hurt my daughter's feelings. http://www.ayonae.ro/images/smilies/smile.gif

I'm just an unbelievably sick fuck - that's all.

Yeah I dont want to have nightmares.. SO i wont be downloading this you sick fuck :(

Somebody actually uses newsgroups! (Presumably EasyNews, since they are located in Scottsdale and Palimax is all about raw bandwidth!)

I do, I do, and they are. I know some of the principles there.

This is just depressing. This is from the Wikipedia link by the way...

goatse stopped being funny years ago, now it is just lame to see people freak out about it. Thanks internet for making me desensitized to gross images.

OMFG...a goatse Q2 map! Damn...that would have been cool to play back in the day =(