Jack Abramoff

It's juvenile, but I laughed.

It's juvenile, but I laughed.
I couldn't help myself either. Does Jack have any friends? Mike Oxbig? Hugh Rection?

Capitalization is the difference between, helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sorry, back to your topic :)

Who's Abram?

I couldn't help myself either. Does Jack have any friends? Mike Oxbig? Hugh Rection?

Sorry, back to your topic :)

Forgot Hugh's middle initial, G.

My favourite was always Ben Dover.

Now that we're destined for the sandbox, Haywood Jablome (and the previously mentioned Mike Oxbig) are my all-time favorites. It's up there with Olliver Klozeoff and the one true original, Mike Hunt. Sure, everyone likes the easy ones like Dick Hertz, but I prefer subtle ones like a woman named "Sharon Peters" :)

There was a guy in my hometown named Michael Hunt. He dared not go by Mike. The wife and I worked with a guy named Richard Nutt when we were in college. I worked there first and introduced her to him as Dick Nutt, he got so pissed.

edit to add: My mom's boss when I was little was Richard Long.

Best real name of someone I have met: Kandy Beaver.

Fil

While we're laughing like seventh graders,... direct from Moe's Tavern (http://www.snpp.com/guides/moe_calls.html).

The head of the world anti doping org....

Dick Pound.

The first time I heard of something reported on this was on the Dan Pattrick show on ESPN radio. Dibble (his co host then) spent 15 mins unable to speak when the story was read because he was laughing so hard :p

When I was a child, my parents had a friend named Pat Crapper. If I were her, I would have had a legal name change.

At a place I used to work, the people were in stitches over a client named Mr. Ashpole, but I thought that was reaching a bit.

Let's not forget Nascar driver Dick Trickle.

We had a car accident once and the guys name was Ivan Yakinov. We all had a good chuckle over it :p

Heh, when I was working at a grocery store, there was this Venezuelan kid who was working there... his name was Pube (pronounced Poo-bay). I just about died laughing when he got his nametag.

Its scary how popular a name Harry Johnson (http://phone.people.yahoo.com/py/psPhoneSearch.py?srch=bas&D=1&FirstName=Harry&LastName=Johnson&City=&State=&Phone=&Search=Phone+and+Address+Search) is.

Song i heard on the radio last month:

My Dixie Wrecked

One of the officers at my agency arrested a woman once (and confiscated her DL for proof!) who's name was Delicious Peters.

Other funky real names from actual people's driver's licenses: Harry Bush (dont try this through TX. He's wanted by the US Marshalls there!), Dick Head, Mary Eaton-Bush, Jun Suc Cum, Harry Nutt, Martha White Flower, Nosmo King, and the best of all, one discovered at the scene of a charter bus vs. small pickup. Some guys had just gotten off work at a local plant and thought it a great idea to ride home with a coworker, in the back of his pickup. The 3 guys load into the back of this truck and start to make their merry way home. This truck, mind you, probably wouldn't go over 50 MPH with a strong tailwind going downhill. The investigation into the wreck concluded that the bus was going approximately 65 MPH, while the pickup was huffing along at a whopping 40ish. The pickup was rear-ended by the bus, thus jarring the passengers from the bed of the vehicle, with one landing head first on the asphalt. Needless to say, he was pronounced dead at the scene, as grey matter was strewn over the course of about 3/4 of a mile. Was nasty, was tragic, but everyone there was morbidly amused by the decedent's name....Lucky Hurt.:gclub

I just got another one. Farillionz Depajarious....wtf? This could go on forever. This child must've been named after one of the products used during conception....Amaretto Disoronno Plunkett.