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Arisensun
09-29-2004, 04:46 PM
How do you feel that the world is going to end? I'm very interested to know what other people think about this topic. Here are some sample theorys for your reference. Include a time period that your prediction will occur.

The end of the world predictions (http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl1.htm)

SkyNet (http://gcn.com/vol1_no1/daily-updates/27480-1.html)!

The earth is going to explode (http://bioresonant.com/news.htm)

Bonus points for pictures and humor!

Osgiliath666
09-29-2004, 05:06 PM
I predict it will be blown up to make room for a freeway by the Vogons.

Gulor Gularin
09-29-2004, 05:12 PM
The advent of nanotech disassemblers will cause a future mishap to reduce us all to gray goo.

Esbat
09-29-2004, 05:16 PM
Buyza gets a positive rep score, world explodes!

Sumamael
09-29-2004, 05:18 PM
Nothing spectacular, the human race just gonna die out, just like other races do as the bio diversity decreases.

Willgatus Airslasher
09-29-2004, 05:19 PM
The world will be devoured by the United States, of course:

http://www.obnoxiousfumes.com/try_and_stop_us.jpg

LummusL
09-29-2004, 05:29 PM
*Disclaimer* do not take this post serious, as I hope to be long dead before the world ends due to the Sun going supernova and exploding millions of years from now.

The world could end after Muslims and Christians/Jews finally decide that the world is too small for more than one god and nuke each other out of existance in what might as well be called the Last Crusade (or Jihad). Of course, people that are not Muslims or Christians/Jews will be fucked by proxy due to issues that are not even their business (Sorry Africa and most of Asia), and die in the resulting nuclear winter.

Its that or all the petroleum runs out and we all have to look to the Amish for consulting on how to return to the 17th century, thus we all commit mass suicide because that would mean a world of no more cold beer and hot showers. Would that really be a world worth living in?

mirdorr
09-29-2004, 05:39 PM
Only thing you need to know: Iran is working on nukes.

I doubt they'll hesitate to sell them to the right bidder.

MarzMartini
09-29-2004, 06:30 PM
A little bit of the world dies everytime I floor it in 1st. :devil

Moglor
09-29-2004, 06:33 PM
Psychic's have been known to see "sights" that hint towards Japan conquering USA in the near future...

Me....


I am waiting for my PLUTO brethren to CONQUER you putty MORTALS!

NANO NANO:eek:

akipt
09-29-2004, 06:38 PM
Two Nostradamus threads on the same board is a sure sign of the Apocolopyse.

Haloface
09-29-2004, 07:11 PM
'How do you feel that the world is going to end?'

- Uhm, I believe the world, as in planet earth, is due to die out in about 2 more billion years.
Human civilization? Who knows. A few thousand years left until the next ice age, but to think we'll survive that long may be pushing it a bit.

Popi Tinythug
09-29-2004, 07:49 PM
Some kind of disease ala 28 Days Later will cause the zombification of the entire human race.

Ibudin
09-29-2004, 08:06 PM
I believe the sun is predicted to burn out in 500 million more years. If we as the human race are not wiped out by then..we will be.

Roliel
09-29-2004, 08:47 PM
Maybe we'll just have to colonize other planets or something in order to survive. ;)

fildien
09-29-2004, 09:05 PM
I predict it will be blown up to make room for a freeway by the Vogons.
hahaha yeah but the notice will have been posted for weeks in some office building on the far side of the universe!

Toggan51
09-29-2004, 09:27 PM
If in 500 Mil Years we are still here, We will have found a way to move away from the Sun before it goes.

Just look at the advancement in space travel we have made in the last like... 100 years.

trimlock
09-29-2004, 09:41 PM
california will turn into an island and some rich fucker will buy an atomic bomb and drill it all the way down to the core of the earth and expload it

Osgiliath666
09-29-2004, 09:53 PM
2 words.


SOILENT GREEN! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Binuven
09-29-2004, 09:54 PM
Isn't the anti christ supposed to come then there'll be massive destruction? Then after he's defeated there'll be a 1000 years of peace or something? Only of course to be taken over by aliens. Just from what I've heard about the translations of Nostradamous (sp). :p

ThePerfectFlaw
09-30-2004, 06:48 AM
Personally, I feel that it'll all end when a quantum copy of Morogon finds us, only through some fluke in probability is actually Roughly 30x the size of Earth and wanders throughout our galaxy and mistakes the Milky Way as a butt plug and shoves us all into the gaping black chasm of his ass.

Ah...to dream...to hope...

Morogon
09-30-2004, 08:50 AM
All of these comments about space and not one Uranus joke.

/sigh

Esbat
09-30-2004, 10:35 AM
Galactus eats the Earth like a giant grape.

Jensae1
09-30-2004, 01:08 PM
I believe the sun is predicted to burn out in 500 million more years Actually 5 Billion - the sun is middle age right now. Not that there's much of a difference between 500 mil and 5 bil for us mere mortals. :)