http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=local&id=5557700

Hmm...

Hush you silly peasant!! do you really expect our beloved nobility to eat Caviar and sip Dom Perignon while lounging upon withered turf!!!!!
now back to your field! the fruit of thy labor is required to fund silken dresses for the royal ball.

Them getting critical about late payments on a bill though is pretty low. Who hasn't mistakenly not paid a bill on time?