Talid burned his hand when his penis exploded.

Talid burned his penis when his hand exploded just minutes before that.

The explosion caused the penis to fly in a projectile type fashion. Luckily for nearby relatives, the projectile was smaller than a house fly.

Hehe, that reminds me of this story I read about some poor fellow in England. He was taking a piss and as the stream of urine hit the chain link, lightening struck. The current travelled up the stream, into his body and back out his dick. Needless to say the exit was worse than the entry. He described his dick afterwards as resembling a "shredded firecracker that went off". :eek:

talid is a guy?!

oh crap...

You thought he was just really tight? =\