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Twinked
05-17-2005, 05:55 PM
I don't give a flying arse about your children. I don't care who they are, where they are, how old they are, or what they are doing. Want me to see pictures of your kids or grandkids? Sure, but hold on while I turn on the paper shredder.

What's that? You're selling cookies/candy/raffles/ornaments/prizes/trinkets so little Johnny and Sarah Jane can waste an afternoon at Disneyland? Sure I'll take some candy just so long as I can smash it in your face and retrieve it from your crusty rectum. This is an office where I work -- not a goddamn bazaar to peddle the wares of your snotnosed offspring.

I don't care how smart you think your kids are. No, your children aren't geniuses. You'll be lucky if your brats move out of your hovel at age 30, after they've climbed the ladder to success making change at a gas station.

You love your children? Good, I suppose you're obliged to, tell it to someone who gives a shit.

And while I'm at it, keep your brats out of movie theaters and restaurants. Seriously, no one wants the living incarnation of your seed disturbing our shows and meals, spreading viruses and bacteria with every goddamn thing they touch. You need a night out? Fine, hire someone else's brat to watch yours, you cheap bastard.

No, I don't want to pay more in taxes to send your pathetic pieces of dopeshit to school. Oh, you want "more resources"? Better "facilities"? Better student-teacher "ratios"? Well la-de-fucking-da, why don't you pay for it yourself ? If you're not catching my drift, let me make it clear, I don't want to throw my money away educating your third-rate douchenozzle of a kid so he or she can wash my car on the weekend. You gave birth to it, you pay for it.

And thinking of that, your kid doesn't look bright enough to wash my car. I have a very expensive car that he might ruin. I got it because I don't have kids.

Seriously though, he looks like he has an odd number of chromosomes. Was he really the fastest sperm ?

Your children are our future? Fuck the future, fuck your kids, and fuck you.

Ahhh, now I feel better.

How's everybody else's day going ?

Blyst
05-17-2005, 05:57 PM
Damn straight!

Anterak
05-17-2005, 06:06 PM
Maddox, is that you?

Blyst
05-17-2005, 06:10 PM
Maddox, is that you?
Sure sounds like him.

Nekko1
05-17-2005, 07:51 PM
Shouldn't this be in nuggets ? I swear I've gotten this in an email.

Palimax Sceleris
05-17-2005, 07:56 PM
No, that's COMPLETELY ORIGINAL (http://www.google.com/search?q=What%27s+that%3F+You%27re+selling+cookies %2Fcandy%2Fraffles%2Fornaments%2Fprizes%2Ftrinkets )

Talid
05-17-2005, 07:57 PM
Oh man a copy/paste thread. How fucking cool!

giena
05-18-2005, 08:54 AM
If youre gonna copy/paste, at least say "Hey guys I found this..."

Dipshit.

fildien
05-18-2005, 09:15 AM
No, that's COMPLETELY ORIGINAL (http://www.google.com/search?q=What%27s+that%3F+You%27re+selling+cookies %2Fcandy%2Fraffles%2Fornaments%2Fprizes%2Ftrinkets )

Palimax = a true e-Detective

Twinked
05-18-2005, 09:53 AM
Oh jeez you people are fucking anal! I never claimed to write it. Reading it you should have known it was a copy & paste. What a buncha douchenozzles. (I like that word)

You can all suck my sweaty balls. I thought it was funny, so I posted it. I should change it to "I don't like Aro shitbags" can't now since it was moved.

Palimax Sceleris
05-18-2005, 03:59 PM
Twinked, how about, next time you quote something, you give credit to the original author, or use the quote contextually so it makes sense.

Twinked
05-18-2005, 07:18 PM
Twinked, how about, next time you quote something, you give credit to the original author, or use the quote contextually so it makes sense.

Wasn't thinkin as the time... Now the ass munchers are all up in arms. Oh well they'll get over themselves one day.