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Moglor
04-29-2005, 04:40 PM
http://www.savetoby.com/

Moglor
04-29-2005, 04:43 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7406483/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7406483/)

ainwein
04-29-2005, 04:46 PM
Haha. I wish I'd thought of this. =(

Moglor
04-29-2005, 04:50 PM
I wonder where Elmar Fudd is atm with all of this going on... I wonder how he is feeling? Considering these guys might succeed where he failed so many times.
Waskily Wabbit.

Palimax Sceleris
04-29-2005, 05:06 PM
You fail it!

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp

Save Toby

Claim: Fellow threatens to eat his pet rabbit unless $50,000 is donated through his web site.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]

Is there really a guy holding a rabbit ransom at savetoby.com? It says he rescued the rabbit and is threatening to eat it unless he receives $50 grand in donations through paypal.

Origins: At http://www.snopes.com/critters/graphics/savetoby.jpg the beginning of February 2005, we began receiving e-mails from puzzled readers about www.savetoby.com (http://www.savetoby.com/), a site alleging to be run by a fellow intent upon killing and eating his pet rabbit unless his demands for $50,000 were met.

Bunny lovers everywhere can once again breathe easily: savetoby.com is a hoax. Although the site now lacks a disclaimer, a visitor to it on 9 February 2005 spotted one that said: "Note: this is a joke: please only donate to buy gear or help support savetoby.com." Even without such explicit clarification, certain things about the site should make the buffoonery clear:

The premise of the threat ("Send money or I'll kill the rabbit") gives away the jest. Society regards rabbits as one of the more disposable pets: every year thousands of bunnies end up with Humane Societies or animal rescue groups because their previous owners very quickly proved unable or unwilling to care for them. While rabbits do make fine pets, they also require veterinary care (including one-time spaying/neutering and annual vaccinations against disease), specialized diets, and reasonably large indoor cages, all of which represent a level of commitment many who vaguely thought they might like to keep a rabbit or two are generally unaware of at the time of adoption. Also, despite their resemblance to plush toys, rabbits do not like to be held, petted, or carted about, which means those who think they're taking on animal companions they can hug and squeeze to their hearts' content discover only after the fact that the sort of critter they thought they were bringing into their homes isn't at all what they ended up with. Consequently, any number of cute, fluffy pet bunnies are unceremoniously turned loose outdoors (where they live, on average, for three days), killed by their owners, or are handed over to animal shelters and rescue groups.

The "Save Toby" jape swings upon the notion of this particular rabbit's cuteness, inspiring folks to pry open their wallets to the tune of $16,380.18 . . . in a world where rabbits are regarded as worthless and animal shelters can't find donors to support their work.
The 'Balance:' figure which purports to showcase the amount already extorted (located near the bottom of the site's main page in a section labeled 'Premium Account Overview') is a fixed graphic, not a counter. It is periodically edited to increase the number displayed so as to maintain the appearance that folks actually are chipping in to preserve Toby's life. As of 1 March 2005, the amount shown was $16,380.18.
Similar to savetoby.com is Save Bernd! (http://www.krohm.net/bernd.htm), another "pay or the rabbit gets it" site run by an operator who threatens to turn Bernd, a pet bunny he found outdoors on a rainy night, into "Rabbit with Chanterelle" for his Easter dinner if visitors don't donate 1,000,000 Euros by 27 March 2005. (Warning: The "Save Bernd!" site is pop-up hell. If you go to that site, don't expect to easily back out of the many new browser windows its advertising programs will open. We do not offer an clickable link to it because some of our readers have reported strange behaviors on the part of their computers after visiting the "Save Bernd!" site.)

Bernd was previously scheduled to become someone's New Year's dinner; earlier versions of the site announced "I swear by God, I will have this lovely rabbit for New Year's Eve Dinner if my account doesn't show a balance of at least 1,000000€ by latest 31st Dec 2004!" (It now says, "I swear by God, I will have this lovely rabbit for Easter Sunday's Dinner if my account doesn't show a balance of at least 1,000,000€ by latest 27th March 2005!")

At the very end of the "Save Bernd!" page in teeny, tiny print is the message "it's a joke."

That same rabbit appears on www.savefluffy.com (http://www.savefluffy.com/), yet another 'bunny in peril' site that promises a future as rabbit stew for the lagomorph pictured thereon unless its owner recieves $1,000,000 by 31 December 2005.

Those truly moved by the plight of Toby, Bernd, or Fluffy should consider donating a bit of their spare cash to their local animal shelters or rescue groups, entities that all too often have bunnies dumped upon them by those who have decided they can no longer be bothered to keep their pets, or to rabbit-specific groups such as the Rabbit Rescue and Rehab (http://www.rabbitcare.org/) of New York, Tidewater (http://www.rabbitsrescued.org/) Rabbit Rescue of Virginia, and Zooh Corner (http://www.mybunny.org/).

Barbara "bunny money" Mikkelson

Additional information: http://www.snopes.com/common/page.gif (http://www.rabbit.org/) On keeping rabbits as pets (House Rabbit Society) Last updated: 18 March 2005

Roliel
04-29-2005, 05:13 PM
Oh, come on. It's obviously a joke. Even if they're serious, tons of people eat rabbits every day. You going to beat them to a bloody pulp, too?

Nydia Ywalmoriel
04-29-2005, 05:26 PM
Speaking from personal experience, rabbit is delicious :) It's hard to find on the menu in this country though, unless you can afford the occasional posh French restaurant (not often on this teacher's salary, and not in South Texas). But this thread brought back memories of the old SNL fake commercial for 'Del Slater's Rabbit Hut' ('I'll take the big brown one with the white feet!')

Eating a pet though, would be... creepy. If you've ever raised livestock for future food (chickens, sheep, etc), then you know that it's ...ill-advised to get too chummy with those adorable little lambs (which grow up to be big noxious astonishingly stupid sheep anyway). I've gotten a little too chummy with the perfectly adorable javelina we are raising at the nature center as is and it's forcing me to reconsider every time I eat pork, even if Faervas' stewed pork chops are drooltastic :)

Regards,
Nydia

Moglor
04-29-2005, 05:27 PM
yes :( dont play with my emotions!

Palimax Sceleris
04-29-2005, 05:49 PM
Eating a pet though, would be... creepy. If you've ever raised livestock for future food (chickens, sheep, etc), then you know that it's ...ill-advised to get too chummy with those adorable little lambs (which grow up to be big noxious astonishingly stupid sheep anyway). I've gotten a little too chummy with the perfectly adorable javelina we are raising at the nature center as is and it's forcing me to reconsider every time I eat pork, even if Faervas' stewed pork chops are drooltastic Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

Fandros
04-29-2005, 05:54 PM
LMAO Pali!!

For the record, I've stumbled upon a few good eateries that serve Rabbit in various incarnations...

/droooooooolllll

Fandros

velvetsilence
04-29-2005, 06:36 PM
http://www.exoticmeats.com/

3LB. Rabbits only $5.25 a pound, cheaper than a good Ribeye.

Sumamael
04-29-2005, 07:22 PM
I hope these guys get beat to a boody Pulp.


You are nuts dude.

Here I was thinking to myself looking at the topic title "maybe it's about child rapists or whatever..." but noooo it's about a bloody rabbit.

But since you seem to be emotionally screwed up here is a true story for you:

Once upon a time I pestered my parents till I got a rabbit. It was like ages ago when I was in elementary.
So I hanged out with this white-furred-red-eyed little dude all the time, I fed it, took it for a walk in the garden regularly etc etc.
Then it grew big and fat (like rabbits usually do), my grandma butchered it and the family ate it.

I cried then ate from it too.

The End.

Ibudin
04-29-2005, 09:00 PM
Rabits keep my Reptiles happy.

Bise
05-01-2005, 07:30 PM
haha.... now that is some funny shit.

Kivorn
05-01-2005, 09:52 PM
I ate a hare once. It wasnt very tasty.

DiscW
05-01-2005, 11:16 PM
Anyone that gets upset over that is a moron. If you're going to get mad about animals, at least pick something that has some merit.

I don't see people getting upset if the same thing was done with a cow, heh.