Esbat
07-11-2006, 10:37 AM
This is blatantly stolen from somewhere, I have no idea where. It was mailed to me, so I'm just fencing the stolen goods at this point in time. I take no credit for this work.
WORLD OF LOST RELEASE NOTES
PATCH 1.01.02
PLANE
o Fixed bug where it flew to Los Angeles
o Split into three pieces for easier unloading
o Fixed issue where engine stopped running if it was not in any way physically connected to fuel
MISC
o Fixed issue where they were in civilization and unterrified
Classes
JACK
o Jack will no longer have any bedside manner
o Adjusted CHA from 10 to 3
PILOT
o Pilot will no longer fail to be eaten by monster
o Pilot death event will no longer trigger before PCs arrive
o Pilot now drops [Transceiver]
VINCENT
o Vincent no longer is that noise in the jungle.
o Vincent will no longer respond to pet commands
SHANNON
o Starting French skill raised to 5/300
o Vanity raised to 300/300
o Passive class skill: bitching
SAWYER
o Starting gun skill of 300/300
o 50% chance to aggro party members
SAYID
o Starting Engineering skill of 250/300
o Starting faction with Redneck Clan: Hostile
HURLEY
o Starting Gathering skill of 200/300, Food Specced
KNOWN ISSUES:
o Weapons not dropping
o Clipping issues with Monster animations
o Polar Bear spawning on tropical island
o Jet Engine randomly procs AOE when hit
PATCH 1.03
QUESTS
o Quest added: Figure Out What Kate Did
CLASSES
MICHAEL
o Michael will no longer be smooth and suave around topless Asian women
SAWYER
o Sawyer receives +5% to all drops in the fuselage
MARSHALL
o Marshall class removed from island
o Marshall now drops [Mug Shots]
RACES
ASIAN
o Language:Asian and Language:English will no longer be able to understand each other
KNOWN ISSUES
o Weapons still not dropping or spawning
o Food not spawning
o Water not spawning
PATCH 1.04
MISC
Pigs introduced to area: Beach
SKILLS
Fishing skill now available to JIN, CHARLIE and HURLEY
Hunting skill now available to all classes
CLASSES
LOCKE
Starting hunting skill of 275/300
Randomly distributes [Hunting Knife of the Boar] [Hunting Knife of the Polar Bear] [Hunting Knife of the Mango] [Hunting Knife of the Bottled Water] [Hunting Knife of the Pig] [Hunting Knife of the Monkey] [Hunting Knife of the Monster] [Hunting Knife of the Mystical Fucker] to other party members
+25 damage to thrown weapons and daggers
SHANNON
Can now cast Charm skill equal to level 23
Cannot learn any other skills
KNOWN ISSUES
Monster does not aggro Locke
Water still not spawning
PATCH 1.05
AREAS
Area: Water Cave now available
CLASSES
JACK
No longer immune to falling damage
No longer fails to see dead father
Can now invite other players to Raid Group
No longer has “what it takesâ€
SAWYER
Now functions as Auctioneer
KNOWN ISSUES
Boone randomly draws aggro from everyone
PATCH 1.06
QUESTS
Quest added: Bees In Your Ass
Quest added: Get The Watch Back
Quest added: Give Me That Heroin, You Stupid Hobbit, and You Can Have Your Guitar (repeatable)
CLASSES
JIN
+25 fist weapon damage in combat
SUN
English Skill adjusted to: 295/300
Herbalism Skill adjusted to max
WALT
Will no longer follow Pet commands
VINCENT
Now randomly stealths
MISC
New items: [Black Pebble] [White Pebble] [Cave Corpse]
KNOWN ISSUES
You all everybody
PATCH 1.07
QUESTS
Quest added: Triangulate the French Chick
CLASSES
LOCKE
Starting Skinning skill of 290/300
KATE
10% to cause Engineering skills to fail
MISC
Fixed wallhack issue where players got stuck in terrain in part of cave
PATCH 1.08
QUESTS
Quest chain added: Get Peanut Butter From Hurley
Quest chain added: Get Peanut Butter From Jungle
Quest chain added: That’s Not Peanut Butter That’s An Empty Jar You Stupid Fucking Hobbit
Quest added: One Hell Of A Long Way To Go For A Kiss
Quest added: Shannon Can’t Breathe (Good Riddance)
Quest added: Get Outta Here You Crazy Iraqi
ITEMS
New item: [Libram of Watership Down]
CLASSES
JACK
New First Aid skill: Gauze Bandage
SAYID
New skill: Torture the Redneck (racial passive)
PATCH 1.09
MISC
New Class: Danielle
New Minigame: Island Golf
QUESTS
Quest Added: Fix Crazy Bitch’s Music Box
CLASSES
WALT
Walt can now learn skill: Thrown Weapons
DANIELLE
Starting Firearm skill: 300/300
Starting Batshit Fucking Loco skill: 300/300
Starting Place Traps skill: 300/300
Batshit Fucking Loco skill has 10% chance to affect party members on use
KNOWN ISSUES
Bears still spawning on tropical island
Audio distortion if any character is running alone through woods
PATCH 1.10
MISC
New Class: Ethan Rom
Fixed issue where Ethan Rom was listed on the manifest
Fixed issue where they are alone
CLASSES
CLAIRE
Fixed issue where Claire has contractions
Claire will no longer trust Charlie
ETHAN ROM
All starting stats at max
All starting skills at max
KNOWN ISSUES
Ethan Rom will randomly stare menacingly instead of attacking players
PATCH 1.11
QUESTS
Added Quest: Cut That Hobbit Down
Added Quest: What is that Metal Shit in the Ground?
CLASSES
JACK
Jack will no longer catch up to Ethan and Claire
MICHAEL
Michael will no longer feel like a 1st class citizen
CHARLIE
Charlie now drops [Tape of the Fingers]
LOCKE
Fixed issue where Locke did not know when it was going to rain
KNOWN ISSUES
Charlie is alive
Shannon is also alive
PATCH 1.12
QUESTS
Quest added: Open the Haliburton
CLASSES
KATE
Now has racial passive +25 pickpocketing
Firearms skill raised to 300/300
New Item (Kate Only): [Toy Plane of the Man She Killed/Loved/Killed]
SAWYER
No longer has any Lockpick skill – these skill points have been transferred to Rage
SHANNON
Adjusted French Language skill to 6/300
KNOWN ISSUES
Kate randomly aggros anyone who is in contact with [Haliburton Case of the Guns]
PATCH 1.13
HATCH
Fixed bug where it opened under the barrage of effort from Locke and Boone
MISC
Fixed issue where Shannon wasn’t not stopping being unalive
CLASSES
BOONE
No longer immune to damage from blows
No longer autofollows Shannon on quests
LOCKE
New item: [Savory Deviant Headpaste]
Is now the one man on the island Charlie would trust his life to
JIN
Will no longer pee on it
KNOWN ISSUES
Monster still invisible
PATCH 1.14
MISC
Fixed bug where Michael was cool with Walt and Locke
Polar Bear no longer eats Walt
Polar Bear will no longer spawn on tropical island
CLASSES
MICHAEL
No longer threatens to “bust a cap in [Locke’s] ass, beyotch.â€
No longer puts Walt over his knee and whales three levels of hell out of him
WALT
Fixed bug where Walt sets the whole island on fire with the power of his mind
Now has +15 passive bonus to thrown weapons
CLAIRE
Fixed bug where she didn’t come back
PATCH 1.15
MISC
Fixed bug where Claire remembers everything
Fixed issue where none of the crash survivors died
New item: [Gun of Killing The Fuck Out Of Ethan Rom] (Charlie only)
CLASSES
JACK
No longer takes damage when fighting Ethan
45% chance to drop gun in a fistfight
CLAIRE
New skill: Bait
New Quest: Run, Preggers, Run!
ETHAN ROM
No longer immune to damage
Won’t tell you anything anyway
CHARLIE
Can now learn Firearms
Will never take care of anyone
KNOWN ISSUES
Tripwire Cans do not go off when Ethan Rom stealths past them
Quest: Interrogate Ethan is technically impossible if [Gun of Killing The Fuck Out Of Ethan Rom] is used.
PATCH 1.16
MISC
New quest: I Never
New quest: Shrimp on the Barbie, Ow Fuck, Did Hibbs Send You?
Increased time between boar spawns
SAWYER
No longer finds and kills every pig on the island
Will no longer find the real Sawyer in Sydney
New weapon skill: Axes, Two-Hand
New beefcake skill: Shirtless Woodchopping
KNOWN ISSUES
Pigs stop attacking Sawyer after damaging him
Still getting audio distortion when players are running through woods alone
PATCH 1.17
MISC
New item: [Bikini of OMGHawt] (Sun only)
New quest: C’mon, Baby, Light My Fire
JIN
All Unarmed skill points have been doubled
Jin no longer auto-aggros Michael
KNOWN ISSUES
Jin will not interact with Sun
PATCH 1.18
MISC
New Quest: I’m Not Crazy!
New Item: [Scrap of Numbered Map] – gives quest
Bridge will no longer tolerate Charlie’s bulky weight
SAYID
New Skill: Detect Traps [Racial Passive]
HURLEY
Will no longer die in about a million boneheaded ways on the way to Rousseau
PATCH 1.19
MISC
New Area: Cliff of Mother Mary’s Beechcraft
New item: [Statue of Oh Fuck Yeah]
Flightpath added: Top of Cliff to Bottom of Cliff (only usable once)
New Item: [Glasses of Dork] (Sawyer only)
LOCKE
As the stats for Locke have changed drastically, all talent points have been refunded and can be respent.
Engineering: Locke now starts with 235/300 Engineering skill
Batshit Fucking Locko: Locke randomly cannot access Quests screen
Insane in the Membrane: Locke will encounter NPCs and creatures that don’t exist
Locke will no longer be able to walk 100% of the time
BOONE
Nerfed.
SAWYER
Will no longer just speak his mind and bang the living hell out of Kate
KNOWN ISSUES
Beechcraft no longer flies away to civilization
Hatch randomly shines with glorious light in the presence of Locke
PATCH 1.20
New Quest added: Save Boone’s Life
New Item: [Turniphead]
New Item: [Condom of Sand] (Sayid only)
Class BOONE no longer playable
JACK
Will no longer be able to be two places at once
Will now only have two hands
Will no longer follow the Hippocratic Oath
New quest: Find John Locke
SHANNON
Will no longer fail to bone the living daylights out of Sayid
Buff: Just Got Laid Afterglow will cancel after leaving the instance: Sayid’s Love Shack
KNOWN ISSUES
Shannon does not kill herself upon learning of Boone’s death
PATCH 1.21
New quest: Shut up that Turnip!
SAYID
Will no longer put up with Locke’s shit
Will now demand to be taken to the hatch
LOCKE
Batshit Fucking Locko trait will last in full force until next patch
SAWYER
New passive skill: Shutting That Baby Up
KNOWN ISSUES
Shannon still not dead
PATCH 1.22
MISC
Fixed issue where Kate could get off island
New NPC: Arnszdt
Quest: Sail the Hell Out Of Here now has 4 player cap. (Was 43-player raid previously)
New recipe: Gut-churning Poison (Sneaky Wives only)
SAWYER
No longer has anything on the island worth staying for
Is no longer the most hated person on the island
KNOWN ISSUES
Shannon still alive – access to servers may have to be disabled to remedy this situation. We apologize for the inconvenience.
PATCH 1.23
MISC
New Island Event: The Others Are Coming!
New Area: Dark Territory
New Instance: The Black Rock
New Item: [Flare Gun]
New Item: [Flare] (1 charge)
New Item: [Dynamite of Blowing Shit Up]
JACK
No longer bawls like a wee babe in front of Sawyer
ROUSSEAU
Batshit Fucking Loco now racial passive instead of proc
JIN
No longer fails to interact with Sun
ARNSZDT
Aggros anyone who misspells his name
KNOWN ISSUES
The Others are coming
PATCH 1.24
New Class: Zeke
NPC Arnszsdst no longer in game
New Item: [Band of Being Married] (Sun only)
New World Event: The Gates of Ha’tch Des’Mond have opened!
ARNSZDT
Will no longer remain in a single piece
JACK
Has a piece of Arnszdt on him
Is going to have a Locke Problem
Is now a sneaky motherfucker when it comes to Backpacks
SAWYER
Is either a hero or wants to die
Will no longer keep his parenting advice to himself
THE NUMBERS
Are bad
ROUSSEAU
New Quest: Gimme Dat Turniphed LOL
ZEKE
Will no longer not have to take the boy
THE MONSTER
No longer gobbles up Locke like so much Bald Meatloaf
CLIFFHANGER
Will now hang off cliff much to audience dismay
KNOWN ISSUES
They took his son
[Dynamite of Blowing Shit Up] does not set off any other [Dynamite of Blowing Shit Up] within immediate vicinity
Locke incapable of giving a good god damn what anyone does or says
All realms are down for scheduled maintenance, beginning at 3:00 AM PDT Thursday. This will allow us to prepare and apply a minor bug fix patch and generally annoy the fuck out of you. We anticipate the maintenance to conclude in a few months or so.
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Feel free to repost this link as much as you desire.
WORLD OF LOST RELEASE NOTES
PATCH 1.01.02
PLANE
o Fixed bug where it flew to Los Angeles
o Split into three pieces for easier unloading
o Fixed issue where engine stopped running if it was not in any way physically connected to fuel
MISC
o Fixed issue where they were in civilization and unterrified
Classes
JACK
o Jack will no longer have any bedside manner
o Adjusted CHA from 10 to 3
PILOT
o Pilot will no longer fail to be eaten by monster
o Pilot death event will no longer trigger before PCs arrive
o Pilot now drops [Transceiver]
VINCENT
o Vincent no longer is that noise in the jungle.
o Vincent will no longer respond to pet commands
SHANNON
o Starting French skill raised to 5/300
o Vanity raised to 300/300
o Passive class skill: bitching
SAWYER
o Starting gun skill of 300/300
o 50% chance to aggro party members
SAYID
o Starting Engineering skill of 250/300
o Starting faction with Redneck Clan: Hostile
HURLEY
o Starting Gathering skill of 200/300, Food Specced
KNOWN ISSUES:
o Weapons not dropping
o Clipping issues with Monster animations
o Polar Bear spawning on tropical island
o Jet Engine randomly procs AOE when hit
PATCH 1.03
QUESTS
o Quest added: Figure Out What Kate Did
CLASSES
MICHAEL
o Michael will no longer be smooth and suave around topless Asian women
SAWYER
o Sawyer receives +5% to all drops in the fuselage
MARSHALL
o Marshall class removed from island
o Marshall now drops [Mug Shots]
RACES
ASIAN
o Language:Asian and Language:English will no longer be able to understand each other
KNOWN ISSUES
o Weapons still not dropping or spawning
o Food not spawning
o Water not spawning
PATCH 1.04
MISC
Pigs introduced to area: Beach
SKILLS
Fishing skill now available to JIN, CHARLIE and HURLEY
Hunting skill now available to all classes
CLASSES
LOCKE
Starting hunting skill of 275/300
Randomly distributes [Hunting Knife of the Boar] [Hunting Knife of the Polar Bear] [Hunting Knife of the Mango] [Hunting Knife of the Bottled Water] [Hunting Knife of the Pig] [Hunting Knife of the Monkey] [Hunting Knife of the Monster] [Hunting Knife of the Mystical Fucker] to other party members
+25 damage to thrown weapons and daggers
SHANNON
Can now cast Charm skill equal to level 23
Cannot learn any other skills
KNOWN ISSUES
Monster does not aggro Locke
Water still not spawning
PATCH 1.05
AREAS
Area: Water Cave now available
CLASSES
JACK
No longer immune to falling damage
No longer fails to see dead father
Can now invite other players to Raid Group
No longer has “what it takesâ€
SAWYER
Now functions as Auctioneer
KNOWN ISSUES
Boone randomly draws aggro from everyone
PATCH 1.06
QUESTS
Quest added: Bees In Your Ass
Quest added: Get The Watch Back
Quest added: Give Me That Heroin, You Stupid Hobbit, and You Can Have Your Guitar (repeatable)
CLASSES
JIN
+25 fist weapon damage in combat
SUN
English Skill adjusted to: 295/300
Herbalism Skill adjusted to max
WALT
Will no longer follow Pet commands
VINCENT
Now randomly stealths
MISC
New items: [Black Pebble] [White Pebble] [Cave Corpse]
KNOWN ISSUES
You all everybody
PATCH 1.07
QUESTS
Quest added: Triangulate the French Chick
CLASSES
LOCKE
Starting Skinning skill of 290/300
KATE
10% to cause Engineering skills to fail
MISC
Fixed wallhack issue where players got stuck in terrain in part of cave
PATCH 1.08
QUESTS
Quest chain added: Get Peanut Butter From Hurley
Quest chain added: Get Peanut Butter From Jungle
Quest chain added: That’s Not Peanut Butter That’s An Empty Jar You Stupid Fucking Hobbit
Quest added: One Hell Of A Long Way To Go For A Kiss
Quest added: Shannon Can’t Breathe (Good Riddance)
Quest added: Get Outta Here You Crazy Iraqi
ITEMS
New item: [Libram of Watership Down]
CLASSES
JACK
New First Aid skill: Gauze Bandage
SAYID
New skill: Torture the Redneck (racial passive)
PATCH 1.09
MISC
New Class: Danielle
New Minigame: Island Golf
QUESTS
Quest Added: Fix Crazy Bitch’s Music Box
CLASSES
WALT
Walt can now learn skill: Thrown Weapons
DANIELLE
Starting Firearm skill: 300/300
Starting Batshit Fucking Loco skill: 300/300
Starting Place Traps skill: 300/300
Batshit Fucking Loco skill has 10% chance to affect party members on use
KNOWN ISSUES
Bears still spawning on tropical island
Audio distortion if any character is running alone through woods
PATCH 1.10
MISC
New Class: Ethan Rom
Fixed issue where Ethan Rom was listed on the manifest
Fixed issue where they are alone
CLASSES
CLAIRE
Fixed issue where Claire has contractions
Claire will no longer trust Charlie
ETHAN ROM
All starting stats at max
All starting skills at max
KNOWN ISSUES
Ethan Rom will randomly stare menacingly instead of attacking players
PATCH 1.11
QUESTS
Added Quest: Cut That Hobbit Down
Added Quest: What is that Metal Shit in the Ground?
CLASSES
JACK
Jack will no longer catch up to Ethan and Claire
MICHAEL
Michael will no longer feel like a 1st class citizen
CHARLIE
Charlie now drops [Tape of the Fingers]
LOCKE
Fixed issue where Locke did not know when it was going to rain
KNOWN ISSUES
Charlie is alive
Shannon is also alive
PATCH 1.12
QUESTS
Quest added: Open the Haliburton
CLASSES
KATE
Now has racial passive +25 pickpocketing
Firearms skill raised to 300/300
New Item (Kate Only): [Toy Plane of the Man She Killed/Loved/Killed]
SAWYER
No longer has any Lockpick skill – these skill points have been transferred to Rage
SHANNON
Adjusted French Language skill to 6/300
KNOWN ISSUES
Kate randomly aggros anyone who is in contact with [Haliburton Case of the Guns]
PATCH 1.13
HATCH
Fixed bug where it opened under the barrage of effort from Locke and Boone
MISC
Fixed issue where Shannon wasn’t not stopping being unalive
CLASSES
BOONE
No longer immune to damage from blows
No longer autofollows Shannon on quests
LOCKE
New item: [Savory Deviant Headpaste]
Is now the one man on the island Charlie would trust his life to
JIN
Will no longer pee on it
KNOWN ISSUES
Monster still invisible
PATCH 1.14
MISC
Fixed bug where Michael was cool with Walt and Locke
Polar Bear no longer eats Walt
Polar Bear will no longer spawn on tropical island
CLASSES
MICHAEL
No longer threatens to “bust a cap in [Locke’s] ass, beyotch.â€
No longer puts Walt over his knee and whales three levels of hell out of him
WALT
Fixed bug where Walt sets the whole island on fire with the power of his mind
Now has +15 passive bonus to thrown weapons
CLAIRE
Fixed bug where she didn’t come back
PATCH 1.15
MISC
Fixed bug where Claire remembers everything
Fixed issue where none of the crash survivors died
New item: [Gun of Killing The Fuck Out Of Ethan Rom] (Charlie only)
CLASSES
JACK
No longer takes damage when fighting Ethan
45% chance to drop gun in a fistfight
CLAIRE
New skill: Bait
New Quest: Run, Preggers, Run!
ETHAN ROM
No longer immune to damage
Won’t tell you anything anyway
CHARLIE
Can now learn Firearms
Will never take care of anyone
KNOWN ISSUES
Tripwire Cans do not go off when Ethan Rom stealths past them
Quest: Interrogate Ethan is technically impossible if [Gun of Killing The Fuck Out Of Ethan Rom] is used.
PATCH 1.16
MISC
New quest: I Never
New quest: Shrimp on the Barbie, Ow Fuck, Did Hibbs Send You?
Increased time between boar spawns
SAWYER
No longer finds and kills every pig on the island
Will no longer find the real Sawyer in Sydney
New weapon skill: Axes, Two-Hand
New beefcake skill: Shirtless Woodchopping
KNOWN ISSUES
Pigs stop attacking Sawyer after damaging him
Still getting audio distortion when players are running through woods alone
PATCH 1.17
MISC
New item: [Bikini of OMGHawt] (Sun only)
New quest: C’mon, Baby, Light My Fire
JIN
All Unarmed skill points have been doubled
Jin no longer auto-aggros Michael
KNOWN ISSUES
Jin will not interact with Sun
PATCH 1.18
MISC
New Quest: I’m Not Crazy!
New Item: [Scrap of Numbered Map] – gives quest
Bridge will no longer tolerate Charlie’s bulky weight
SAYID
New Skill: Detect Traps [Racial Passive]
HURLEY
Will no longer die in about a million boneheaded ways on the way to Rousseau
PATCH 1.19
MISC
New Area: Cliff of Mother Mary’s Beechcraft
New item: [Statue of Oh Fuck Yeah]
Flightpath added: Top of Cliff to Bottom of Cliff (only usable once)
New Item: [Glasses of Dork] (Sawyer only)
LOCKE
As the stats for Locke have changed drastically, all talent points have been refunded and can be respent.
Engineering: Locke now starts with 235/300 Engineering skill
Batshit Fucking Locko: Locke randomly cannot access Quests screen
Insane in the Membrane: Locke will encounter NPCs and creatures that don’t exist
Locke will no longer be able to walk 100% of the time
BOONE
Nerfed.
SAWYER
Will no longer just speak his mind and bang the living hell out of Kate
KNOWN ISSUES
Beechcraft no longer flies away to civilization
Hatch randomly shines with glorious light in the presence of Locke
PATCH 1.20
New Quest added: Save Boone’s Life
New Item: [Turniphead]
New Item: [Condom of Sand] (Sayid only)
Class BOONE no longer playable
JACK
Will no longer be able to be two places at once
Will now only have two hands
Will no longer follow the Hippocratic Oath
New quest: Find John Locke
SHANNON
Will no longer fail to bone the living daylights out of Sayid
Buff: Just Got Laid Afterglow will cancel after leaving the instance: Sayid’s Love Shack
KNOWN ISSUES
Shannon does not kill herself upon learning of Boone’s death
PATCH 1.21
New quest: Shut up that Turnip!
SAYID
Will no longer put up with Locke’s shit
Will now demand to be taken to the hatch
LOCKE
Batshit Fucking Locko trait will last in full force until next patch
SAWYER
New passive skill: Shutting That Baby Up
KNOWN ISSUES
Shannon still not dead
PATCH 1.22
MISC
Fixed issue where Kate could get off island
New NPC: Arnszdt
Quest: Sail the Hell Out Of Here now has 4 player cap. (Was 43-player raid previously)
New recipe: Gut-churning Poison (Sneaky Wives only)
SAWYER
No longer has anything on the island worth staying for
Is no longer the most hated person on the island
KNOWN ISSUES
Shannon still alive – access to servers may have to be disabled to remedy this situation. We apologize for the inconvenience.
PATCH 1.23
MISC
New Island Event: The Others Are Coming!
New Area: Dark Territory
New Instance: The Black Rock
New Item: [Flare Gun]
New Item: [Flare] (1 charge)
New Item: [Dynamite of Blowing Shit Up]
JACK
No longer bawls like a wee babe in front of Sawyer
ROUSSEAU
Batshit Fucking Loco now racial passive instead of proc
JIN
No longer fails to interact with Sun
ARNSZDT
Aggros anyone who misspells his name
KNOWN ISSUES
The Others are coming
PATCH 1.24
New Class: Zeke
NPC Arnszsdst no longer in game
New Item: [Band of Being Married] (Sun only)
New World Event: The Gates of Ha’tch Des’Mond have opened!
ARNSZDT
Will no longer remain in a single piece
JACK
Has a piece of Arnszdt on him
Is going to have a Locke Problem
Is now a sneaky motherfucker when it comes to Backpacks
SAWYER
Is either a hero or wants to die
Will no longer keep his parenting advice to himself
THE NUMBERS
Are bad
ROUSSEAU
New Quest: Gimme Dat Turniphed LOL
ZEKE
Will no longer not have to take the boy
THE MONSTER
No longer gobbles up Locke like so much Bald Meatloaf
CLIFFHANGER
Will now hang off cliff much to audience dismay
KNOWN ISSUES
They took his son
[Dynamite of Blowing Shit Up] does not set off any other [Dynamite of Blowing Shit Up] within immediate vicinity
Locke incapable of giving a good god damn what anyone does or says
All realms are down for scheduled maintenance, beginning at 3:00 AM PDT Thursday. This will allow us to prepare and apply a minor bug fix patch and generally annoy the fuck out of you. We anticipate the maintenance to conclude in a few months or so.
-fini-
Feel free to repost this link as much as you desire.