Apparently someone has sent out some emails to people pretending to be me offering mass sums of cash for their accounts/pp/whatever. One person said they were offered 4000 dollars for theirs. If you believe this....you are a fool. The person asks for everything beforehand of sending cash and even offers a "safety bonus" if you follow through. Then once you hand over VAMOOSH. So far only 1 person fell for this. They thought they were gonna get mailed 2000 dollars in cash apparently. Just a heads up. Mods move this wherever, did not know best place to post it. Just figured I would post this before I get some BS of me being a scammer.

<3
The real buyza

This post sucks.

lol can't say a post about a possible scam could suck...even if its bullshit, its worth the heads up.

Buyza has an evil twin.

Look at Buyza's rep. go!

BS it was buyza.. he just came here that way he can make people think he didnt scam that guy.. One scam is better than none!

GET YOUR PITCHFORKS.. WE BURNING HIM TONIGHT!

Wait, is that like the "it was my brother that logged on my account and ninja looted your mob" defense?

No seriously I wanted a 64 ranger who just got elemental cause I could never have scammed a better account than that. Dumbass.

I think I'm going to trade my account for some bubblegum.

I'm so glad we have a ban on advertising so Buyza can maintain his monopoly on it.

Thanks for the reminder.

A cheater reporting a cheater cheating cheaters.

I'm so agreeing Marz...

Glad to know Palimax is still a blubbering vagina. And anterak, don't think Marz meant that since he is not known to be calling the kettle black. I just think you are a dumbass though. Please go play with halo.

I'm so glad we have a ban on advertising so Buyza can maintain his monopoly on it.

Thanks for the reminder.Yee har! A half an hour and two negative repuation points. Buyza's enjoying his new positive status :)

Buyza gets defensive about this, and mods accordingly, because he knows danger when he sees it.

I'd shut my yap if I gave a crap about my reputation points. I could post the same sort of circle-jerk crap most people do, and mod up the other members of my daisy chain, but I'll just take it the way it comes.

So, I'll keep being a prick, and I'll keep getting modded down.

Remember, Ayonae.Ro policy is "Only Buyza can advertise."

Yee Har! My new positive status rox0rz.

Me? Defensive? Yah that's it. Dumbass, I already know I can't get in trouble. Sanchek would you please explain to this retard he can not get me in trouble with mods because it is against policy.

And are you saying I had my "daisy clan" raise my rep points? Yah that was it! I was like "hey guys I am bored of being -36 quick all of you give me pos rep points" Or not. Actually most my friends give me neg points cause they think its funny. I got positive ones from people who I guess liked my posts. Go figure.

You keep on being a prick and getting modded down, because I NEVER get modded down or repremanded.

God I hate dumbshits like palimax. Grats on taking it "the way it comes" as opposed to? not...?

And only palimax can act like a pussyhurt martyr..

Buhu!

You need to stop licking Bagan's ballz Buyza! Filthy american! :D

This is a good warning. You guys are being fucking retarded.

Retarded, yet funny....keep it going.

I'm confused, what's retarded?

Buyza having the monopoly or Palimax for pointing it out? :rolleyes:

Yes.

You need to stop licking Bagan's ballz Buyza! Filthy american! :D
Don't fucking group Buyza with the rest of us filthy Americans.....what we do to you?

Me? lick bagan's balls? Odd, I recall him messaging me first =X

As for grey, you wish you could be grouped in the same tier as me! :D

yes i do wish to drop a couple tiers to be with you. you found me out, hopefully Talid wont find out that i masterbate while he showers too.

Hrmm, I don't quite rate you in a higher tier than I am. Go figure!

I'm so glad we have a ban on advertising so Buyza can maintain his monopoly on it.

Thanks for the reminder.

Funny how you guys have thrown tons of pathetic gradeschool insults at max for saying this.... but have yet to actually refute his very good point. I mean, are you purposefully trying to prove him right or something?

God I hate dumbshits like palimax.

Yeah it is so fucking stupid when people argue with facts and points rather then baseless flames huh?

First off you are dumb, I should not really reply to this as I am not a mod so have no control about how it goes. I actually do not advertise. I just posted that someone out there was impersonating me and to be wary. BOO FUCKING HOO. Do you want to cry some more? Just cause Palimax is on his period this week and is out of tampons does not mean he needs to cry. I assure you if I Actually "Advertised" as you two babies said, I would be banned accordingly. If you had bother to read the modding post Kiv even admitted that him and the other mods were going after to me...

Sigh. My period was last week.

Lets take this piece by piece.I actually do not advertise.Bullshit. You are the 527 loophole of the Ayonae Ro Forums.. No post from Buyza may actually contain the magic phrases "buy your account," or "sell you items," but they can remind us once or twice a week that you just happen to be a guy who buys and sells articles d'everquest.


I assure you if I Actually "Advertised" as you two babies said, I would be banned accordingly.I assure you that, as you do advertise, you're completely mistaken. You do advertise, and you aren't banned for it.

Let me be perfectly clear. I do not advocate the banning of Buyza. As much as I think his posts are a combination of 49.5% circle-jerk blow-me-you-fag crap that make the Dipsy La'las look like Fields Medal winners (http://www-gap.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~history/Societies/FieldsMedal.html), 49.5% stealth 527 advertising, and 2% moderately useful posting, he doesn't need banned.

One of two things needs to happen.

Curb his 527 advertising.
Let others advertise.
See, the problem isn't that he advertises. The problem is his monopoly on it. I mean, you guys are taking a cut of his action right? 10% on his sales? Some sort of referral fee? If you're not, you're getting fucked.

Yes, he may advertise but the question is: does anyone care? I don't, because I am not intrested in what he is peddling for starters. Also, Buyza would not be Buyza without the whole EQ horse trader image he projects. He has never posted actual specific accounts, platinum auctions, items, or offers in terms of dollars. It all could be just an act for all I care. He is very good at skirting right along the ragged edge of the rules, and his recent ban proves that he sometimes steps over the line. He may lack the maturity of some others, but Buyza is good for a laugh once in a while and this board is as much a form of entertainment as many other things online. If you want hard facts or real intelligent debate, this board will fall short.

Damn I feel dirty now, sticking up for Buyza. I think I am going to take a 1 hour long shower.

Yes, he may advertise but the question is: does anyone care?

I see, so now the standard by which we interpret the board rules are: does anyone care. Sounds pretty solid to me :confused:

He doesn't come out and say it but anyone with half a brain knows who they can contact if they want to sell. Hell, there are even threads that are specifically created because of what Buyza does, this one included.

But again, I guess if we don't care we can ignore the rules.

Actually Buyza doesnt advertise. He gets us to do it for him. Most of the time people call him out on what he does. Its pretty ingenius if you think about it. We bring it up, he defends himself, word gets out. Kinda like Napster. it had something like 900k users before the big metallica thing, then it jumped to 11million.

Don't hate the player hate the fuckers that keep giving him an audience.

I believe one of the key difference between advertisers and buyza would be the fact that he contributes to the board. Most advertisers you see do 1 post then move to the next board. As much as some may dislike it, he is a part of the community until the mods or he decides otherwise. *Crawls back to his cave*

Yes, he may advertise but the question is: does anyone care?
Well, apparently a minority does care. Just for clarification's sake. There are some that would like nothing more than to burn him. The fact that he boasts or whatever about what he does for money and its relationship to the game and the rules of this board are pretty much the biggest technicality that anyone would try to burn him on. So far it hasn't work. The Mods and Admins have probably recieved alot of PMs and so on about it and they have had their hands tied because Buyza follows the rules as they are currently written. They have probably wanted to ban him a bunch of times just to shut all the whiners up, but they decided to be fair in their interpretation of the rules. Most at this point have just accepted Buyza for whatever he is percieved to be. This isn't a new issue. This is fossilized shit from the Cretaceous Period that some are trying to fling.

WTF is up with his reputation these days?!? He has more than me NO FAIR! Roflmao

that's likely because you don't post often.

no comment

Palimax: die

Lummus: you rock

Greystone: Thanks for calling my plan ingenius :)

Erala: More people like me than you

Talid: You are a fucking traitor to your mentor kinuvan

Dart: You are right I am part of the community preach to the world! :D

Anyways, I do not break the rules, nor advertise. If I did I would be banned. Mods keep a close look. Deal with it. Stop your crying.

Glad to see you guys are all still getting along ;)

omg immy!! I <3 u

It's like that priest that always stands in the middle of main campus plaza, and preaches the bible. He's only doing so because people are ignoring him, so he feels he has a purpose to be there. By egging Buyza on, you're basically giving him a purpose for hanging out here.

Buyza is a great addition to this forum, in my opinion. He's so fresh! So clean! Keep up the good work, friend!

Palimax, its time for you to throw in the towel, bud.

You lose.

This was never a fight you could win anyway.

Talid has higher rep than the mods and admins or anyone else. It goes up 10 points at least DAILY. He is on of them there Dipsy'lala types you can't stand. Buyza will probably have higher rep than you before too much longer, if he doesn't already. Maylen was in the negative zone as well too. Take it at face value. What they represent is why people come to this board. This board went down the shitter a long time ago, but hey, just because its dirty doesn't mean its not fun.

Talid has higher rep than the mods and admins or anyone else. It goes up 10 points at least DAILY. He is on of them there Dipsy'lala types you can't stand

It went up by like 20 today.

Were you giving away a free toaster (or blowjob) with every post?

no IT'S A CONSPIRACY

Shit.

I used my tinfoil hat to make a baked potato the other day. :cool:

We should really take this to another thread, the sandbox perhaps, sir?

Nah. Let Sanchek do that. Its his job. Maylen's sig alone should be enough to banish it there. It difficult for anything to be taken seriously when there is a picture of an ass wearing Drew Carey's glasses and Mr. Potato Head's nose.

Finally clicked on the dog article. Intresting. You know that they are training dogs to sniff cancer too?

Yea, that's pretty awesome. I think that a human who had genetically enhanced olafactory (wrong word?) glands, like a dog would be unstoppable. He'd be the best policeman

Heh. it would be a tortured life. Imagine being able to smell farts with a dog's sense of smell.

I've gotten +6 rep since I posted my sig the first time. Awesome.

Oh man, that's a good point...damnit

30second reply filter is so gay.

You would also know when every woman has that "not so fresh feeling".

Yup. Big thumbs down to the Bloodhound Nose superpowers.

Damnit...but wait, what if he also had the power to ignore certain smells at will? Like...kid shits his diaper "IGNORED!" he could walk through airports and make a ton of money keeping us safe, because he could probably smell terrorists, that'd be pretty handy I think.

Well, to a dog, shit smells like a hot fudge sundae. Its doesn't phase them.

It would be an intresting life, since to a dog their whole universe is smells. Their eyesight is pretty much a token sense.

Right...just like Ray Charles and Stevey Wonder.

Can dogs play the piano exceptionally well? If they can't really see, they can smell stuff amazingly...it would follow they can play the piano, maybe not because of the lack of thumbs...what do you think?

Stevie and Ray could hear and interpret what they hear like a motherfucker though. They could probably almost "feel" the music as if it were a tangiable thing that could be grasped. Considering all that dogs can do is bark, its a good bet they are totally tonedeaf inspite of having a broader hearing range.

Hrm that's something to consider. My dog is barking now, she's chasing my cat up and down the stairs, it's kind of funny. I can see what you mean about being tone deaf, the echo is starting to hurt my ears.

Both dog and cat in the house eh? You ever catch your dog eating out of the litter box? Good times. I used to not tell my brother when the dog did that and then licked his face a few minutes later on.

Hahaha. The cats litter box is in a room the dog doesn't go into because it is possed by demons (washing machine). But I've seen my dog lick up vomit then lick the mailman. That was pretty hilarious, when I used to get Sports Illustrated delivered, it'd always be opened and read through. I really hated that guy. He smelled distinctly like boiled hotdogs, too.

LOL. Why do you think dogs chase the mailman? Maybe all of them smell like boiled hotdogs. A hotdog might be pure orgasmic hashish on a bun to a dog, inspite of the fact that the name of the food implies canniablism.

Woah. Thinking about that...if a hotdog was really made out of a dog, and it smelled really good...would a dog in a civilized society be able to resist the temptation of one? I don't think so. I wonder what Soylent Green smelled like.

Simple. Soylent Green smelled like pheromones from the opposite sex. Or maybe it smelled like freshly brewed coffee or popcorn.

mmm popcorn is really good. I think I might go see the movie "Saw'' that looks really good, if I go I will definitely buy popcorn.

People at work said "Saw" kicks ass. I guess I really should go see it but I have had two beers and the MPs on my base are of the Sieg Heil variety. They can smell booze like a dog (haha) from a mile away.

Haha, I bet the military has already developed humans with dog scents. You should go fart over by where the MP's are and find out if they get really mad and start growling.

*walks up to MP.farts*

MP- Hey, you had a roast beef sandwich for lunch didn't you? Boar's Head cold cuts too. Very nice. Too bad I have to kick your ass now.

I wonder what Sanchek will title this when he moves it?

I dunno. But I bet it will be demonstrative of his renowned wit and humor.

"TALID AND LUMMUSL CIRCLEJERK LOL"

We need a third person to make it a circle. Now its just kinda a rectangle or rhombus jerk.

Good point..I choose Kein Bojangles because it says he is viewing this thread...you're allowed to say something Kein, welcome to the conversation, how was your day? That's nice. I'm glad to hear it.

Pretty sure that Kein thinks I am a pig fucker, Talid. It might make things intresting anyway though.

I are be the post

I won 150 dollars today in a costume contest~~

I dunno, he's kind of shy. I don't think he's thought of anything to say yet.

Well shit, he proved me wrong. Congratulations Kein, can you buy me a soda? Thanks pal.

Plz Lummus, pigs aren't THAT dirty LOLOL

nope, i already bought a shitload of chinese food

teriyaki beef and sesame chicken for the win!!1

You can send me some of that teriyaki beef. I had a pretty good sandwich for dinner tonight. It was ham and cheese and lettuce on CANADIAN brown bread. It was pretty good. I heard canadians make their bread out of the remains of the indigenous eskimo peoples, it makes it genocidelicious

Oh yah. That Halloween thing. Welcome to the circle jerk (its a circle now, or at least a tetra-jerk) and since you are the new guy, you can be the pivotman.

I am missing Halloween this year :(

Driving home on leave to see family on Sunday.

brown bread sucks, white for the win

yeah, i'm racist like that

think i'll get another warning?

Hmm...for Halloween...I'm going to watch horror movies with a couple of friends of mine if I decide I want to drive for 3 hours to go to their party. I probably won't since it will give me time to do other things like sit at home and pick at my feet. I'm going to buy a big bag of Kit Kats though. I love those things.

you can come to my party, senor sexypants

If people see racial issues with bread, we should all hope that a comet strikes the planet.

Soon.
Good thing most bread is biege, which is very Politically Correct. if Volvo made bread, it would be biege (duh).

Will there be horror movies and booze? I don't think there will be. NOT INTERESTED.

there will be tea and biscuits!!!1

http://www.sianirvine.com/Resources/border1k.jpeg

The bread looked like that, it was pre-cut though. It was really good. I'm gonna make another one soon I think.

The party is in his pants, Talid. There will be yogurt and tubesteak.

Sadly, no booze and no movies.

I don't think that's quite a party as much as it is an invitation for trouble..

dont worry babby, i dont have aids

nor can i spell baby LOLOL <HUG>

Okay, guys. I asked an official Canadian, it turns out that Brown bread doesn't come from the remains of Eskimos...here's what he has to say.

Popi: brown bread is good, seriously, too good to come from filthy eskimos. Brown bread has a rich taste

every time i think of canada i think of the movie strange brew

Oh, Eh? YOU HOSER.

Take off, eh

I only have 15 mins, my internet shuts off at 11:30

Oh hey...I finished what I was doing. Later guys, it was fun having this conversation with you. I'm going to go watch a movie now.

Haha your boarding school really does suck Kein.

i know

2 more posts to make the math simpler for me to see how many posts get moved to the sandbox from today...this is #499.

1 more post to make the math simpler for me to see how many posts get moved to the sandbox from today...this is #500.

Keins award winning costume, ladies and germs:

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/PUF/ptTSPUF0005.jpg

cue the sleazy saxophone music!

I cant see the picture :(

and i went in a diaper with a rattle, fat guys in skimpy clothes = $$$$$$

So wrong. A baby with man tits. You could breastfeed yourself.

not that fat =/

Palimax, its time for you to throw in the towel, bud.

You lose.

This was never a fight you could win anyway.


Lol, how did he lose? Because people insulted him and changed the subject of the topic to sandbox-level discussion?

He didn't lose, the other side knew they had no argument or just stuck their fingers in their ears and went 'la la la!'.

At least the real life boards has some intelligent discussion still in it. This was almost as bad as the blizzard boards.

Talid. You are still here. Go watch your movie. Yes, this place is like a nasty car wreck complete with splattered brains and entrails oozing out, but you must resist the temptation to rubberneck.

Sorry...I had to update my sig for the monumental occasion

http://www.sighost.us/members/talid/talidsig.jpg

500 posts is nothing to gawk at. AND FUCK YOU DISCW FOR ENTERING THIS CIRCLEJERK UNINVITED, YOU GET TO EAT THE CRACKER.

/shrug.

Disc, you are right on that. Palimax noted some issues with Buyza though that will probably never be resolved though. They have been bones of contention for some for literally years. There is no fight to win if the other "side" feels no need to compete.

Yes, this will get split to the sandbox. We had fun creating this, but no one ever told anyone that NAG was reserved for intellectual ( or whining clothed in intelligent, verbose banter) discussion only.

Oh, btw, your sig is not posting yet Talid

Fair enough

can i get into the circle jerk, i got soft hands...

No. Because you're a crazy axe murderer. I've seen pictures.


btw, the movie was really good Lummus, but it wasn't Saw, it was 'The Evil Dead' oh yes, very good.

I watched "Return of the Living Dead" last night. I forgot how funny that movie is. Its so bad its good!

No no discw, lummus was right. Palimax was losing from the get go. No need to try and start a fight with sanchek's baby, me. I am all that is holy and that keeps these boards alive! I entertain, I supply, I pay the bills so you don't have to (if you are in EW and join my guild ^_^ ). Bow to me please, kk thx.

P.S GIVE ME MORE REP POINTS PLZ! I wanna beat sanchek next ((

Sorry...I had to update my sig for the monumental occasion

http://www.sighost.us/members/talid/talidsig.jpg

500 posts is nothing to gawk at. AND FUCK YOU DISCW FOR ENTERING THIS CIRCLEJERK UNINVITED, YOU GET TO EAT THE CRACKER.
Your sig is cute.

All that's missing is the tire swing you've got hanging from my nuts.

I'm sorry, but you are not allowed to use any phrase depicting hanging from someone's nuts. That is reserved for Yeugou and Halo only. Consider this your verbal warning.

kekekekekkekek ^_^

Yeugou ripped it off from my roommate in college anyway. That was way before ARo.

My tire swing assessment stands.

Welp. I am outta here. Time to drive 1200 miles. Sometimes it would be really cool if the country was smaller or cars went faster or airline tickets were cheaper in spite of procrastination until the last minute.

Peace out and have a Happy Halloween.

PS. Smash alot of pumpkins!

Dubyah-O-Lantern (http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/413a6356z1ce5fb04/bd71/__tn_/7cc2.jpg?phe6HhBBhQ.iqii1)
Taliban-O-Lantern (http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/413a6356z1ce5fb04/bd71/__tn_/d670.jpg?phe6HhBBII2HS1MI)
FlipFlop-O-Lantern (http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/413a6356z1ce5fb04/bd71/__tn_/d36a.jpg?phe6HhBBotBVa7ab)

*edit: fuck Yahoo


And most of all......
http://koomaster.diaryland.com/images/mizzouseinfected.jpg

.......Fear the Terminator Rat!

I feel the love :D

I started visiting the boards a lot more lately.... I may have the itch to pull my jersey down from the rafters!

OMG did I just say that?! :eek:

Good lord, that rat is huge.