Oh you're gonna love this...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/01/bush-gets-first-internati_n_147388.html

Meanwhile back at the bat cave Jesus commits suicide...

You need a warning or something on this. I just vomited all over my desk.

No surprise a conservative evangelical Baptist preacher would be the one awarding this.

Notice there is no category that covers peace to be awarded the peace medal.