So i zone my l337 ebay chanter into tactics last night to camp piglet in my neverending quest to be the richest mother beast on the server. Hi2u a stampeding piglet, unaggro'd . .cast mez . .cast slow .. cast charm a crow. ./pet kill stupid pig. . /loot some 20kpp item . .. /pet guard int eh corner . . .run to zone .. kkthx.

I log back on in about an hour.

punchems tells you" are you an enchanter?"

punchems tells you " ARE YOU AN ENCHANTER?"

you tell punchems " YES"

punchems tells you "good you can haste me"

/guildstatus punchems
Punchems is a member of landslide
/e thinks wow . .i thought they were a decent respectable guild
umm . .ok sure. . i zone into PoTactics regularly to haste random monks .. whatever .
you tell punchems "i'm camping piglet"
punchems tells you"what?"
you tell punchems "piglet . .in the pit"
punchems tells you "i'm here, don;t see you"
you tell punchems "turn around"
/cast SoV
punchems says"thx"

alt-tab . .back to my monk


alt-tab back to chanter

i see punchems run into my non-aggro corner . .followe bu 'a diaku warrior"

punchems has fallen to the ground. . . . . 0h n0s .. PWN

you tell punchems "nice try dickhead"

punchems tells you "you will die"

you tell punchems "why are you training me"

punchems tells you" you chamed a mob in tactics and trained it on my group"

you tell punchems "no .. i left it in pit and camped . . you;re obvioulsy as bad at pulling as you are at training, fuck off dickhead"

punchems tells you " die youfucign bitch"

/ooc punchems has fallen to the ground

/sit

/camp

I really thougth landslide was above accepting members like that. . .guess they're actually reflecting their name and sliding downhill fast.

Another moron on the server . .who'da thunk?

haha, all i can say is you should of seen how pissed he was when me and another guildy had him perma-rooted, and blinded in the arena. =-)

Such language, i was laughing so hard at the ignorance spewed from his mouth.

I try to avoid him at all costs.

Contact the council of Landslide in this matter if you wish.
(hint: forum.landslide-guild.com) (http://forum.landslide-guild.com))

Ok Zapz and Punchen (that is the correct name, not correcting to be anal, just so everyone knows exactly who the dumb ass is here) are both total jack asses. They are either the same person or Punchen is Zapz son. I used to be guilded with them back before Twilight Blades broke up and reformed (back then was Mystic Blades)and Zapz was Nuahcerpel. He was a complete ass hole and I see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree :p Punchen is always the retard that /ooc's in all caps "65 MONK LFG I R BETTUR THAN YOU ASS" or something to that effect.

Kinda suprised that this is the first flame about him hehe..

Why am I not surprised ~

Oh sorry forgot sig so people can't say I'm anon ~

Oh I just wanted to add that you should stop thinking everybody with a guild tag automatically is a fullmember, thanks for your time ~!

omg, 3+ post count in just this thread so far ~

Let's consult my psychic

http://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/~d3wilkin/Images/Magic8Ball/4_it_is_certain.jpg

Let's consult the book of armaments !

Bagan = noob.

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Skip a bit, Brother..

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Amen.

Right. One... two... five...

Three, sir.

Three.

wiggo, go tend to your sheep

Wiggo is a homosexual sheep herder.


That's not only to say that Wiggo is gay, he is the supreme gay lord, but that does imply that his flock is comprised of sheep that are twice as queer as Brollan.

Well, maybe not twice as queer - but at least JUST as queer.

Haha i was in mystic blades too with my old chanter. Yes nuahcerpel was a complete moron.

Impresario Almadar Tegleftyln
Retired

Almadar, who was your chanter?

Talid...if you were a sheep...would you fuck a sheep?

His name is punchen, not punchems. at least get their name right if you're going to attempt a flame using strange logs? >D

He's like...11 or some crazy number like that. And a fag. And I <3 Talid.





Maylen Bojangles

Would you be the other sheep, Vhex?

Ya punchen is an ass..

yeah, Nuah was a dick,dont know if same owner now though:

eqlive.station.sony.com/r...yonae%20Ro (http://eqlive.station.sony.com/renames/server.jsp?server=Ayonae%20Ro)

it is the same owner.. he just changed the names of all his characters.

A long time ago I made a druid alt named Woodmack. Calliss was only like lvl 30 at the time so it must have been in like late 2001. While playing Woodmack I met one of my good friends in the game, Bamce. At about the same time I met Gegamil and Punchen in CB. So, Bamce, Gegamil, Punchen and I made a group. Yeah Punchen was a freak. He must have done or said something stupid because I left the group (which I don't do very often) and then Bamce and Gegamil left him to stay with me. Then he argued and screamed and bitched at me, accusing me of taking everyone away from him and leaving him with no one and proceeded to curse me left and right.

A little while later when I was back to playing Calliss I would see Punchen in like LoIO using /shout and typing in his famous CAPS. He seemed to bring it on himself when he started arguments with people. However, people may have just targeted him when he made a mistake and he was so upset he tried to defend himself very exuberantly. In any event, I sometimes felt sorry for him. I figured he was probably a young kid and to have everyone in the zone band together against him must have hurt his feelings and he lashed out in an attempt to regain his self respect. It made me feel sad. Or, maybe he was just a jerk and deserved it. I could not say which is which, but I avoided him just the same.

Didn't see much of Punchen for a while so figured he was gone. Then recently I saw him /shouting in CAPS again and spewing mindless banter. Seemed like the same guy. I got a chuckle out of it and it took me back to that day with Woodmack, Bamce and Gegamil.

I remember this story well because of my friend Bamce and the day we met. We went on to play in the same guild together and had a lot of good times in EQ. Sadly, Bamce told me he was going to possibly change servers and by the time he really made up his mind, I didn't get the chance to talk to him again and then I quit EQ for several months. Now I have no idea what server he is on and I've talked to several people in his old guild but none of them knew. :(

Calliss I totally trailed off on that last part (snooze)

I met Punchen once, the group I was in with him was scary to say the least. He always pulled 4 mobs at a time (with no real CC to speak of) and sat FD for entire fights, afraid to stand up. We ended up booting him out and he started shouting at us in CAPS asking why he was booted, and none of us told him since he could have figured it out on his own.

The chanter i had in mystic blades was Luminia, for the one who wanted to know. I was even an officer!

Impresario Almadar Tegleftyln
Retired

Punchem is Zapz son by the way.


Chanur

I saw frosted botting zapz a few times in the arena, maybe he plays that monk too. That would explain a lot!

From experience Punchen/Zaps is a complete f*cktard...I wouldn't piss on him to put him out if he was on fire..

Sothgar Spongepants

According to Punchen, he is 16.

*thinks back to fun times in Paradise War while insulting him and his caps*

wtf toggan STILL unguilded?? geese

yea,

he got pissed at me 2 weeks ago kuz i won and looted a Greatstaff fo four winds.
i thought was funny. he said he was tired of being a sucky monk, i kinda laughed at that kuz he does suck. Then he proceeded to put me on ignore kuz he cussed me out. Good shit right there man i tell ya

I'm working on that, check your website soon... again... lol, maybe this time's the charm.

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guess who! so hey, umm i still have hte same aim handle, i should be on, or private message me or something