A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one
day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have
the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have
theColiseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced
mathematics."

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built
the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what
he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented
sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the
Italians who introduced it to women."

Winner, Rocco & the Italians!