This guy goes to his friends house and knocks on the door and his friends wife answers the door, he says "where is gregg?"
she replies "in the shower"
he looks around and says
"If i give you 500 dollars will you have sex with me right now?"
she says "yes" and they have sex right there on the door step
then the guy gives her the money and he leaves
then gregg gets outta the shower and says
"hey honey did john come over and drop the money off that he owes me?"